MarioVanPeebles Republic of China

A Failcoeur in his natural habitat.  It can still fly, but it won't save you from The Nothing.

Space Needle + Mizzou Fan + Bus of Nebraska fans = ? Whilst my wife and I were innocently walking to breakfast this morning, two charter buses, fully loaded with coarse Nebraska fans had the audacity of driving past our persons. This was the beginning of the invasion. A repulsive sea of red has infested our city. As the second bus approached, without hesitation, my adorable wife performed a deep lunge accompanied by a dramatic bestowing of "the bird." I was so proud. Family friendly dramatic reenactment above.

William Clarke Quantrill a moderate, a defender, a rapscallion that did what had to be done in response to other murderous raiders from 'that other state'. Quantrill would like to ask everyone; "A Jayhawk is neither a jay nor a hawk, please discuss". Label this a thread for your favorite KU jokes. Please keep them viewable at a work setting, and not just littered with curse words and the like. Because I think RMN has/can/and will be better than most with jokes. (yes I capitalized KU here, because it is an accredited institution though for what I am still searching)

Somethings just weren't meant to be. (whisper) I and the wife just moved to Seattle, (regular voice) and her office had tickets to The Battle for Grass Creek tonight. She had 17 additional co-workers put their name in for the drawing for us. That leaves a 93.25% chance of getting tickets for tonights game. But alas...NO. Oh well.