Marked Hoosier
Apr 18, 2008 Feb 11, 2012 25 45679
Marked Hoosier spent the first 13 years of his life known as "The Alligator Boy" in a traveling circus freak show. One night, after a show outside Butte, MT, he was abducted by the government and taken to the Area 51 Facilities. Marked cannot recall the next several years. But somewhere around age 19, he found himself in a field in Iowa, and hopped the next bus to Hoboken, NJ. It was there that Marked, whose lifelong dream it had been to teach the hearing impaired how to jumprope, discovered jazz.
Marked bought his first piano from the money he made running numbers for the mob, and taught himself how to play through a mail correspondence course. In 1996, he sold everything but his pet zebu and a paperback copy of "The Complete Works of Stephen King," and moved to Indiana. Currently hawking blenders on city street corners, Marked is also a former elevator operator, aspiring underwear model, and supporter of the Pro-Broccoli Movement.
Marked is a notorious ladies man, but single at the moment. He has no children, no matter what those paternity tests say.
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a fan of
Chicago White Sox
Indiana Pacers
Indianapolis Colts
Indiana Hoosiers
Indiana Hoosiers
Happy Gilmore, Ty Webb
Dick Dastardly and Muttley, Captain Falcon
Sub-Zero, Mr Miyagi
Drederick Tatum, Little Mac
the Ladybugs, the Tigers
Pee Wee Herman
Lizzie Bradbury
Djibouti
Wolverhampton Wanderers
The Globo-Gym Purple Cobras
any team in the Lingerie Football League
US Speed Skating Team with team psychologist Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy
Nacho and Esqueleto
Vancouver Canucks
Hércules Club de Fútbol
Chivas USA
Bologna F.C. 1909
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Commented best scene from Star Trek is the race... on AFC South Eternal Thread #219: I love 80085 on Battle Red Blog - 02/11/12 12:10 PM EST
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