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Marked Hoosier

  • joined Apr 18, 2008
  • last login Jul 10, 2014
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Marked Hoosier spent the first 13 years of his life known as "The Alligator Boy" in a traveling circus freak show. One night, after a show outside Butte, MT, he was abducted by the government and taken to the Area 51 Facilities. Marked cannot recall the next several years. But somewhere around age 19, he found himself in a field in Iowa, and hopped the next bus to Hoboken, NJ. It was there that Marked, whose lifelong dream it had been to teach the hearing impaired how to jumprope, discovered jazz.

Marked bought his first piano from the money he made running numbers for the mob, and taught himself how to play through a mail correspondence course. In 1996, he sold everything but his pet zebu and a paperback copy of "The Complete Works of Stephen King," and moved to Indiana. Currently hawking blenders on city street corners, Marked is also a former elevator operator, aspiring underwear model, and supporter of the Pro-Broccoli Movement.

Marked is a notorious ladies man, but single at the moment. He has no children, no matter what those paternity tests say.

Find the man, the myth, and the legend on facebook, twitter, and even myspace. People still use myspace, right?

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Chicago White Sox
  • NBA Indiana Pacers
  • NFL Indianapolis Colts
  • NCAAF Indiana Hoosiers
  • NCAAB Indiana Hoosiers
  • NHL Vancouver Canucks
  • Golf Happy Gilmore, Ty Webb
  • NASCAR Dick Dastardly and Muttley, Captain Falcon
  • MMA Sub-Zero, Mr Miyagi
  • Boxing Drederick Tatum, Little Mac
  • Soccer the Ladybugs, the Tigers
  • Cycling Pee Wee Herman
  • Tennis Lizzie Bradbury
  • FIFA Djibouti
  • EPL Wolverhampton Wanderers
  • General The Globo-Gym Purple Cobras
  • Fantasy any team in the Lingerie Football League
  • Winter Olympics US Speed Skating Team with team psychologist Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
  • Figure Skating Chazz Michael Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy
  • Wrestling Nacho and Esqueleto
  • La Liga Hércules Club de Fútbol
  • MLS Chivas USA
  • Serie A Bologna F.C. 1909
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AFC South Eternal Thread #291 - New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

Hello, NFL fans! A concept we'll be continuing ad infinitum is the 24-hour open thread for fans of all football, located in the FanPosts section of Battle Red Blog (a special thanks to Tim for...

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AFC South Eternal Thread #261: Jerry Jones' tears taste so sweet

Hello, NFL fans! A concept we'll be continuing ad infinitum is the 24-hour open thread for fans of all football, located in the FanPosts section of Battle Red Blog(a special thanks to Tim for...

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AFC South Eternal Thread #229: Goodbye Shake N Bake, our loss is the Navy's gain

Hello, NFL fans! A concept we'll be continuing ad infinitum is the 24-hour open thread for fans of all football, located in the FanPosts section of Battle Red Blog(a special thanks to Tim for...

The "I miss Reggie Miller" Open Thread

It's the Weekend! Lets live it up and have a fun chat! Who is with me!!!

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"We earned the right to be Emo" open thread

So we lost a Super Bowl.  Well they always remember the losers right?  RIGHT??  Anyhoo, lets raise a glass to a great team who had a great season.  The haters are going to be hating, but come next...

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Pre Pro Bowl Open Thread Fun

You all want this party started? Right? You all want this party started ... quickly! Right?

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Vince Young is going to the Pro Bowl!

No, I am not kidding.  Since the Pro Bowl has been moved up, tons of players can't go or don't wanna go.  Well guess who just got invited! With the news that Philip Rivers is joining legions of...

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Celebrate Good Times/MNF Open Thread

Lets have a fun thread to celebrate beating the Pats.  Post a joke, a picture, a funny joke, or just say WOOOO! to winning the game.  Frankly listening to ESPNBoston is frustrating, because lost in...

He's BACK!

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The one, The only Vince Young is starting in Tennessee again!!!

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Dominic Rhodes to Buffalo

Via NFL.com: Free-agent RB Dominic Rhodes agreed to a two-year, incentive-laden contract with the Buffalo Bills on Friday, NFL.com’s Steve Wyche reports. The addition comes in the wake of Bills...

For you Titan fans out there... cause you had a bad day. :)

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For you Titan fans out there... cause you had a bad day.  :)

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Brady Quinn done for season

Just read this at Fanhouse, Brady Quinn is done. Browns quarterback Brady Quinn is done for the year after doctors revealed that the break to his right index finger has gotten worse since he's...

Fantasy Football Explained

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Goodbye Colts, Forever!

It should be hard to say goodbye, but it just isn't.  I am tired of you "classy" Colts fans.  I am joining the real "classy" fan base of the Greatest. Team. Evah.The New England Patriots.I know I...

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Get your 18-1 Tee Shirts, Hot Off The Presses!

Oh these shirts are too funny, but I do love this one though: Eli may have a ring now, but in a Manning Super Bowl, we know which brother would win!  :)                                           ...

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Cya later...

Ya know, it is a Colts blog.  You wouldn't know that from all the trolls wandering around.  It is bad enough that we lost, badly, but we have to sort through all this trash talk at the end of our...

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Philip Rivers has a twin?

Philip Rivers always looked familiar to me, and now I think I know why.I spotted River's look-alike while watching "Tango & Cash", that brilliant 1989 movie with Sylvester Stallone and Kurt...

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ESPN trying to drum up controversy... badly.

[editor's note, by River City Rage] Marked Hoosier was kind enough to post this. I wasn't sure how I wanted to address this issue, so I'll run with this. I'm very much upset at the whole...

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Are You Going To Watch?

If you Colts fans are like me, then you hate the f*cking Patriots.  Hate.  Loathe.  And like me, you are tired of the Patriot ball washing.  Sure, they are doing good.  Sure they are a good team....

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Shoot Me Now...

Update [2007-11-20 0:9:8 by BigBlueShoe]: Promoted from diaries: This made me LOL. --BBSWhy do they let Kornheiser speak during MNF?  He just claimed that "nobody has heard of [Jeff] Fisher but...

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Two Jaguars Arrested

[editor's note, by River City Rage] As much as I hate to talk about these things, Marked Hoosier was kind enough to keep us posted about the recent arrest of two Jaguars.As far as the game is...

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Pro Bowl Voting Opens

Hey hey hey, it is Pro Bowl voting time.  Go to nfl.com/probowl and vote for your favorite (Colt) players!Vote early, vote often.  Vote for a Patriot and we will hunt you down...I am just kidding...

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Leftwitch out of Jacksonville

 Just announced on NFL Network... Byron  Leftwich is out of Jacksonville.  OUT... that means David Garrard is the starter!WOW!!!  Can you believe it???  What are they doing down there?  Why now?...

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Leftwitch out of Jacksonville

Just announced on NFL Network... Byron  Leftwich is out of Jacksonville.  OUT... that means David Garrard is the starter!WOW!!!  Can you believe it???  What are they doing down there?  Why now?...

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Peyton Tribute Video

From the guy who brought you that Brady video comes a video for Mr. Manning.Heh, I thought it was amusing.  It is called "Cash For My Soul."  I bet Peyton is laughing all the way to the bank...

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Shottenheimer Fired???

WTF?Wow, the collapse of San Diego is complete... where do they go from here?  What will next season look like?  WOW... I mean WOW.  How could San Diego let him go with all their other coaching...

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Trade Marvin Harrison???

Wanna laugh?  Go read this message board where they suggest trading Marvin Harrison for cap room...A Pats fan suggests it, but I can't believe a Colts fan seemed to agree with it! I think you have...

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Marvin Harrison Article

Check this out from Sports Illustrated! Harrison's under-the-radar attack on Rice's records Marvin Harrison will probably have the right to stage a celebration as elaborate as a Broadway show on...

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