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  • joined Jun 16, 2008
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Saturday Night Just Isn't Right Without You

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Oh, this little thing? Just something I threw together. On a beach. In November. No better place to start today than round at Dr Steve's place - here covering the budding optimism in Leaf land....

Red Hot Special '2 Game Winning Streak' Edition

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Time for another foreign languages lesson today, me hearties. Our subject - Phil 'WHO ELSE?' Kessel. As I'm sure the countless Deutsche-o-phones amongst you will already know, Kessel is German for...

Impossible Is Nothing

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You know Vesa...when we said rally caps...actually - never mind. G'wan yerself, young man. Oh we of little faith. The super duper soaraway shootout win over the Capitals is reviewed by R...

From Despair To Where?

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Barilkosphere - your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to somehow get from the left of the picture to the right.This task has already proved very difficult for some of the finest minds...

Celebrating David Danforth Edition

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Two more steps to the left now, Stajan....your suffering will soon be over.... Surprisingly omitted from the links yesterday (PPP has lost it, clearly) - pray silence for the latest post from B...

Joygasm!

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Ho and indeed ha! Two in two for the mighty Blue and White and mornings suddenly dawn brighter. Last night's action is reviewed by Maple Leaf Hot Stove,  Moustache Fever, Toronto Mike, Straight...

A Love Supreme

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It's always hard to be the new guy. I had to leave Boston though, all that black was doing nothing for my complexion. Still, you'd have thought the guys would make more of an effort to make me feel...

Winning The Prince of Wales Trophy - One Point At A Time

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Well, what Halloween party would be complete without losing to the smegging Habs? Your game reviews come courtesy of Rock Outta SoCal, Leafs247, Toronto Mike, Norman James Sports, Toronto Sports...

This Just In!

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Remember folks; if it isn't mentioned in the FTB then it didn't happen. So the big news from yesterday is the Marlies taking on and taking out the Adirondack Phantoms, three to nothing. Sigh,...

A Slap In The Mouth Or A Slug From A .45

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You know, it's at times like this I like to head out into the chill fall air and enjoy the good things in life. Maybe go out walking in the countryside and savour the rich tapestry of nature - the...

Opposite Day

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That's right kind folk of the Barilkosphere, it's opposite day here at PPP Amalgamated Heavy Industries. Why undertake such a Ben Onerous task, you might say? Frankly, we've been looking forwards...

The Pit of Ultimate Darkness

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I think we need a bit of cheer today. And Bloge Salming is the man to provide it.  Anyway, so that's it for the larks and funnies. Last night's action is reviewed by Leafs247, Jared in 10 words...

Is This The Day?

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Is this the day a win comes to Toronto? Is this the day someone scores twice in sixty minutes? In forty minutes? In twenty? Is this the day someone puts more than two points on the board? Is this...

The Beat(en) Generation

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The National Affairs desk has dreams, man - you know? Crazy dreams. Riding the tracks to the Spadina stockyards with a battered acoustic guitar and notebook full of tragicomic poetry, hoping to...

Viewer Discretion Advised

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Here at PPP Amalgamated Heavy Industries, we take our responsibilities as moral guardians and arbiters of taste and decency seriously. With that in mind, I respectfully take leave to suggest that...

Finland = Winland

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For real yo, this little toaster is our ticket to 160 points this season. So then. Not the best start to the season, but fear not my timorous brethren. MLSE MegaCorp (in association with Zorin...

All The Muck That's Fit To Rake

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Truly these are the salad days of hockey linkerage. The season is but two days old, the hopes and dreams of the masses are still fertile and fruitful and Carlo Colaiacovo isn't on the Injured...

Goaltending: Life On The Streets

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Fade up to a grimy street corner at night, somewhere in North America in 2014. Enter hotshot investigative reporter, Guy Smiley. "Life on the streets. It's a tough world out here. Crime, narcotics,...

Full Blue And White Jacket

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Goddammit! I want to see your war face Stajan! AAARRRGGGHHH! Jesus H. Christ! You maggots must be the worst bunch of low rent, white bread, no label, link seeking pukes I've ever set my eyes on!...

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PPP Fantasy Hockey, Division II - Absolutely Last Chance

Okay, so there are still four (count them!) places left after the deadline for confirmations passed about 2 hours ago. If you're not currently in and you want to take part, email me (address...

Phoning It In

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iMik is only one of the latest exciting iPhone Apps! Here on the National Affairs Desk, we like to keep abreast of current technological developments. Just because it's already two years old (and...

Söme Åssembly Required.

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  Hellö everybödy ånd welcöme tö flåt påck, self-åssembly FTB, dåted Såturdåy September 19th. Pleåse tö be ensuring thåt yöu håve å cleån, well ventilåted spåce för this cönstructiön....

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PPP Fantasy Hockey, Division II - Last Call.

Right, so this fight is between....what? This isn't a fanpost about fighting? Well, how's THAT going to work, pencil-neck? My esteemed colleague Clawson has appointed me Lord High Executioner...

Brian Burke IS...The Third Man (In)

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Joseph Cotton is about to find out how things get done downtown. Attaboy! The sign on the frosted glass says 'Brian Burke - Private Detective'. That's me, BB - the sharp harp. Kidnapping,...

Wellwood Latest To Be Probed In Transgender Controversy, Doctors Report 'Two Healthy Heartbeats'

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General Douglas MacArthur, Jesus, Bobby Ewing, the Ayatollah Khomenini….Curtis Joseph….and now me. Your chosen one has returned to the National Affairs Desk to lead you back to the land of milk...

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Chatty Cathy, August 7th 2009

The 'Staring out of the window with nothing to do but wait until 5" edition.

Tragic News - Hannu Toivonen No Longer On The Shelf

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Contrary to any wild stories you may have heard, I spent yesterday contributing to a wide range of charitable foundations, teaching school children the values of road safety and nursing a sick...

Latest Cadre (Kadri?) Of Red Hot Teens Hit Toronto

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Sunday's links commence with Dr Steve's read on the Leafs picks at the draft, from Kadri to D'Amigo. Maple Leaf Hot Stove covered day 2 with a live blog, then hit the rumour trail - not once but t...

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