Matthew Pierce
- joined Oct 12, 2011
- last login Nov 16, 2012
- posts 23
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Hey, my name is Matthew and I make writey. Check out my book on Kindle, it's about high school football and it's only a couple of bucks. DOWNSIDE: it does not contain vampires. :(
Who would use Shawn Bradley as a role model?
Why would a man writing letters to his daughters in case he dies early use Shawn Bradley as a player to emulate?
Elmo, Homemade Gravy, and Alabama-Texas A&M
It is a bleak Saturday afternoon and I am watching the Alabama-Texas A&M game at my house in rural North Alabama. The wife is at work, the girls are in the other room, and the season is slipping...
Elmo, Homemade Gravy, and Alabama-Texas A&M
It is a bleak Saturday afternoon and I am watching the Alabama-Texas A&M game at my house in rural North Alabama. The wife is at work, the girls are in the other room, and the season is slipping...
Basketball: A boy's escape
A father's letter to his daughters about his love of the game of basketball
An SEC East Dating Guide For My Daughters
This is the second of two parts. The premise is in part 1, here. Basically, these are my dating instructions to my daughters in case I die early… Florida Girls, the very thought of you...
An SEC West Dating Guide For My Daughters
When it came time for my wife and I to start having kids, I just kind of assumed that they would all be boys, square-brained and easy to understand. I’d teach them how to shave and they’d help...
The Auburn Point Shaving Scandal, for Alabama (Football) Fans
When the news broke that the Auburn men’s basketball team was under investigation for possibly shaving points, a great many Alabama fans shouted AH HAH and nodded with supreme satisfaction,...
The Auburn Point Shaving Scandal, for Alabama Fans
When the news broke that the Auburn men's basketball team was under investigation for possibly shaving points, a great many Alabama fans shouted AH HAH and nodded with supreme satisfaction, without...
9-0 & 1992: A One-Day Odyssey in the Mike Shula Era
In the middle part of the 2000s I was a grad student at Alabama. It was an important time to be in Tuscaloosa, or at least it felt that way. There were baby boys named Brodie everywhere. We still...
9-0 & 1992: A One-Day Odyssey in the Mike Shula Era
In the middle part of the 2000s I was a grad student at Alabama. It was an important time to be in Tuscaloosa, or at least it felt that way. There were baby boys named Brodie everywhere. We...
The Time A Kentucky Fan Saved Me From Being Raped and Murdered
(If you are in my Sunday School class, or if you are my mom, do not read this. NSFW language.) I don’t know where Kentucky football fans come from. I haven’t met very many of them. I...
The Time A Kentucky Fan Saved Me From Being Raped and Murdered
(If you are in my Sunday School class, or if you are my mom, do not read this. NSFW language.) I don’t know where Kentucky football fans come from. I haven’t met very many of them. I...
An SEC Guide to Welcoming Missouri
When a conference wins six consecutive BCS championships, conventional wisdom would suggest staying the course. In 2011, conventional wisdom was abandoned in favor of If It Ain’t Broke, FIX IT...
An SEC Guide to Welcoming Missouri
When a conference wins six consecutive BCS championships, conventional wisdom would suggest staying the course. In 2011, conventional wisdom was abandoned in favor of If It Ain’t Broke, FIX IT...
SEC Dominance: A Biblical Perspective
In the Book of Revelation, the Bible speaks about a period of 1,000 years where unity and order will prevail over the earth before the final judgment of mankind. Most Christian denominations have...
SEC Dominance: A Biblical Perspective
In the Book of Revelation, the Bible speaks about a period of 1,000 years where unity and order will prevail over the earth before the final judgment of mankind. Most Christian denominations have...
The BCS: A Historical Primer
ed.- bumped from the fanposts, because lol. A long time ago, there were only six college football teams: Penn State, Alabama, Notre Dame, Oklahoma, Plainfield Teachers, and Sewanee, which was a...
The BCS: A Historical Primer
A long time ago, there were only six college football teams: Penn State, Alabama, Notre Dame, Oklahoma, Plainfield Teachers, and Sewanee, which was a part of the Confederate army that never...
Alabama Football: A Brief History
Some people say that God invented football, but those people are gall darn liars. God invented Bear Bryant, and Bear invented football. A long time ago, before there was money, people in this...
Alabama Football: A Brief History
Some people say that God invented football, but those people are gall darn liars. God invented Bear Bryant, and Bear invented football. A long time ago, before there was money, people in this...
Ole Miss Gets an Applicant
(Oxford) ADMINISTRATOR: We must tell you, despite your strong interest in our coaching vacancy, we find your application materials to be quite unorthodox. All of your paperwork seems to be in...
The BCS Ate My Pretzel
The BCS, it is a mess A stinky slimy booger-fest I asked for a playoff, for something more credible Bill Hancock just laughed Gave me a nickel, now I'm ineligible! The BCS is spiteful,...
An Open Letter to LSU (from Alabama)
Hello, Tigers. Please put down your corndogs for a moment. Stop calling Trent Richardson’s cell phone long enough to read what we have to say. First, congratulations for your win against...
