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Megalodon

  • joined Dec 16, 2008
  • last login Aug 31, 2014
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I'm originally from the Bay Area, now I live in Southern California. The move was an accident - I just wanted to see Disneyland back in 2003, and I've been stuck in traffic ever since trying to leave.

I don't give a shit about any sport other than hockey or any team except for the San Jose Sharks.

For complaints please call (641) 715-3900 Extension: 797233.

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  • NHL San Jose Sharks
User Blog

The Last Will and Testament of Megalodon

135

Four years and 1000 posts later, what did it all mean?

good

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yay it's over

Sharks Gameday: Oh God the Pressure (Again)

73

I can't believe this is happening again.

Sharks Gameday: Blame

31

It's all going wrong oh god it's happening again oh no oh god make it stop

We Did It!

15

Oh yeah! On to round two!

Sharks Gameday: Shut Your Mouth, Wil Wheaton

27

The best thing you ever did on Star Trek was leave it.

Sharks Gameday: Stace of Base Guest Post!

23

To celebrate the Sharks' huge victory in game two against the Kings I, in an act of huge generosity, allowed some girl to write today's gameday post for me. Enjoy!

Sharks Gameday: Bonk's Mullet Guest Post!

11

10 Reasons Why Cheering for the Sharks is just like Cheering for the Senators.

Sharks Gameday: Yet Again

20

The god damn Kings again? Seriously?

Sharks Gameday: Mass Effect

37

My favorite video game of all time is Mass Effect.

Meaningless games, meaningless life

36

Without the Pacific Division championship, what's the point of continuing to draw breath?

Sharks Gameday: Zack Morris

30

Let the Ducks win the Pacific division. Who cares?

Sharks Gameday: Chris the Curmudgeon Revisited

34

I was totally right about the Sedins this season and a @passittobulis commenter was totally wrong.

Sharks Gameday: Top 5 Pizza Toppings

65

I'm really really really hungry.

Sharks Gameday: San Jose's Worst to First jerseys

26

A guest post ranking the jerseys in San Jose's history from worst to first.

Tweets of the Week: Glorious Hair edition

1

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 3/30/14.

Sharks Gameday: Butt Crack?

8

I'm very busy, so instead of an actual gameday post I'm giving you a video to enjoy. I don't think you'll be disappointed.

Sharks Gameday: The Torment of Living in Winnipeg

9

The city of Winnipeg is officially a disaster, and it's clogging up my Twitter feed.

Pick San Jose's first-round opponent!

40

Which possible first-round matchup do you want to see for the Sharks?

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Weeks

6

The Sharks are playing the Flames, but first: the 5 funniest hockey tweets of the past couple of weeks.

Which Shark is most like Sonic the Hedgehog?

12

The answer might surprise you!

Sharks Gameday: Russia not so bad!

20

Russia is your friend.

How to determine if a goal actually counts

16

Hopefully this will clear everything up for everyone.

Sharks Gameday: What is the best kind of ranger?

28

There are many types of rangers. Which one is best?

Sharks Gameday: New York Skylanders

21

Picking a Skylander to represent every NHL team.

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

22

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 3/9/14.

Sharks Gameday: Ironic Injuries

1

Taking a look at the history of ironic injuries in the NHL.

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