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I'm originally from the Bay Area, now I live in Southern California. The move was an accident - I just wanted to see Disneyland back in 2003, and I've been stuck in traffic ever since trying to leave.

I don't give a shit about any sport other than hockey or any team except for the San Jose Sharks.

For complaints please call (641) 715-3900 Extension: 797233.

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Sharks Gameday: Stace of Base Guest Post!

To celebrate the Sharks' huge victory in game two against the Kings I, in an act of huge generosity, allowed some girl to write today's gameday post for me. Enjoy!

Sharks Gameday: Bonk's Mullet Guest Post!

10 Reasons Why Cheering for the Sharks is just like Cheering for the Senators.

Sharks Gameday: Yet Again

The god damn Kings again? Seriously?

Sharks Gameday: Mass Effect

My favorite video game of all time is Mass Effect.

Meaningless games, meaningless life

Without the Pacific Division championship, what's the point of continuing to draw breath?

Sharks Gameday: Zack Morris

Let the Ducks win the Pacific division. Who cares?

Sharks Gameday: Chris the Curmudgeon Revisited

I was totally right about the Sedins this season and a @passittobulis commenter was totally wrong.

Sharks Gameday: Top 5 Pizza Toppings

I'm really really really hungry.

Sharks Gameday: San Jose's Worst to First jerseys

A guest post ranking the jerseys in San Jose's history from worst to first.

Tweets of the Week: Glorious Hair edition

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 3/30/14.

Sharks Gameday: Butt Crack?

I'm very busy, so instead of an actual gameday post I'm giving you a video to enjoy. I don't think you'll be disappointed.

Sharks Gameday: The Torment of Living in Winnipeg

The city of Winnipeg is officially a disaster, and it's clogging up my Twitter feed.

Pick San Jose's first-round opponent!

Which possible first-round matchup do you want to see for the Sharks?

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Weeks

The Sharks are playing the Flames, but first: the 5 funniest hockey tweets of the past couple of weeks.

Which Shark is most like Sonic the Hedgehog?

The answer might surprise you!

Sharks Gameday: Russia not so bad!

Russia is your friend.

How to determine if a goal actually counts

Hopefully this will clear everything up for everyone.

Sharks Gameday: What is the best kind of ranger?

There are many types of rangers. Which one is best?

Sharks Gameday: New York Skylanders

Picking a Skylander to represent every NHL team.

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 3/9/14.

Sharks Gameday: Ironic Injuries

Taking a look at the history of ironic injuries in the NHL.

Sharks Gameday: Weird Jerk Genie

Imagine you had access to a genie who was also a weird jerk. What would you wish for?

Sharks Gameday: Surprise Tweets of the Week!

Taking advantage of a lazy Sunday to bring you Tweets of the Week a day early.

Sharks Gameday: Dishonored

The Sharks won the gold medal in the Olympic event of embarrassing the Flyers.

2014 NHL must-not-follow Twitter accounts

If you want to get the most out of your hockey Twitter experience, avoid these talentless chumps at all cost.

Patrick Marleau's Smile

In this special report, we throw out the usual format in favor of something much more important.

Circle of Jerks: Meg on Dunn

Meg and Dunn talk about the Olympics but really True Detective.

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