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I'm originally from the Bay Area, now I live in Southern California. The move was an accident - I just wanted to see Disneyland back in 2003, and I've been stuck in traffic ever since trying to leave.

I don't give a shit about any sport other than hockey or any team except for the San Jose Sharks.

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User Blog

Sharks Gameday: Weird Jerk Genie

13

Imagine you had access to a genie who was also a weird jerk. What would you wish for?

Sharks Gameday: Surprise Tweets of the Week!

2

Taking advantage of a lazy Sunday to bring you Tweets of the Week a day early.

Sharks Gameday: Dishonored

22

The Sharks won the gold medal in the Olympic event of embarrassing the Flyers.

2014 NHL must-not-follow Twitter accounts

20

If you want to get the most out of your hockey Twitter experience, avoid these talentless chumps at all cost.

Patrick Marleau's Smile

7

In this special report, we throw out the usual format in favor of something much more important.

Circle of Jerks: Meg on Dunn

15

Meg and Dunn talk about the Olympics but really True Detective.

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

5

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 2/16/14.

Circle of Jerks: Meg on Jer

18

I asked Jer some Olympic-themed questions for this very special Olympic-themed Circle of Jerks.

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

16

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 2/9/14.

Sharks Gameday: Songs about States

33

Comparing the very best songs about California and Ohio.

Sharks Gameday: Texas is America's Russia

64

Don't act like you're better than Russia, Texas. We all know the truth.

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

9

Collecting the top hockey tweets for the week ending 2/2/14.

Sharks Gameday: Predict the Pacific!

14

Here's your chance to go on record with how you think the Pacific Division will look at the end of the season.

Sharks Gameday: Oh no

4

The Blackhawks? Fuck.

Sharks Gameday: Cheering for the Bad Guys

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Which teams in the NHL do you identify as "good guys" and which are "bad guys"?

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

10

The Sharks play the Oilers! Also, I collect the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 1/26/14.

Sharks Gameday: Playstation > XBox

22

PS4 and the San Jose Sharks. Intelligent choices for intelligent people.

Sharks Gameday: Nobody Cares

10

Stupid Kings and Ducks and their stupid outdoor game.

Sharks Gameday: Meet the Mayor

16

The official Twitter account of the Winnipeg mayor's office is a thing of beauty.

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

16

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 1/19/13.

Sharks Gameday: Lazy Knights of the Old Republic

16

I sense a great amount of laziness in the force.

Potty Mouths 2014

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The SB Nation Hockey Blog Profanity Rankings

Sharks Gameday: History's Greatest Russians

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Where does Alex Ovechkin rank among the greatest Russians in history?

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

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Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 1/12/13.

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

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Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 1/5/13.

Sharks Gameday: Aliens vs. Predator

5

That game Aliens vs. Predator 2 was really good.

Sharks Gameday: Tomas Cursl

26

The Kings are suffering, as well they should be, under the Curse of Hertl.

Sharks Gameday: Nunavut Fact or Fiction

17

Canada is full of mysterious places that normal people don't know anything about. Edmonton is one such place, and Nunavut is another.

Sharks Gameday: 2014 Will Suck

14

2013 was really great, but 2014....won't be.

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

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Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 12/29/13.

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