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I'm originally from the Bay Area, now I live in Southern California. The move was an accident - I just wanted to see Disneyland back in 2003, and I've been stuck in traffic ever since trying to leave.

I don't give a shit about any sport other than hockey or any team except for the San Jose Sharks.

For complaints please call (641) 715-3900 Extension: 797233.

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User Blog

Sharks Gameday: 2013 Ruled!

14

2013 was great for both the Sharks and the world.

Sharks Gameday: All Apologies

53

Five great historical atrocities. Four apologies. One debt to be paid.

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

6

It's a busy time of year.

My thoughts on the Hertl/Brown incident

70

After carefully considering what happened between Dustin Brown and Tomas Hertl in San Jose's last game, I finally feel ready to share my thoughts with the world.

Sharks Gameday: Chaunukkha (sp?)

20

Celebrating the Festival of Lights.

Sharks Gameday: A Farewell to Donald

31

I'm leaving behind my full-time job and with it the most infuriating co-worker and friend I have ever known.

Sharks Gameday: Turn-Based Hockey

37

My attempt to put together some rules for a turn-based hockey card game.

San Jose Sharks' Relationship Statuses

38

Which San Jose Sharks are married or dating someone? You can find all your answers here.

Sharks Gameday: Island Hockey

13

Today's gameday article has been adapted from a message found in a bottle on the beach.

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

13

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 12/8/13.

Sharks Gameday: The Number of the East

8

The Sharks are fortunate they don't have to play more games against the mighty Eastern Conference.

Sharks Gameday: Detecting Concussions

9

The NHL needs to immediately adopt this impartial concussion-detecting device.

Sharks Gameday: Streets of Rage

21

Brent Burns, Justin Braun, and Patrick Marleau team up to clean up the streets!

The 5 Best Rivalries in the NHL Today

32

What are the five best active rivalries in the NHL?

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

2

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 12/1/13.

Breaking Duck

17

Five reasons Twilight is a better series than 50 Shades of Grey. Also, if there's time, five reasons the Ducks are better than the Sharks.

50 Sharks of Grey

19

Five reasons 50 Shades of Grey is a better series than Twilight. Also, if there's time, five reasons the Sharks are better than the Ducks.

Sharks Gameday: Podcasts

18

Too much turkey, too much stuffing. Here are some podcast recommendations.

Sharks Gameday: Pilgrims

16

The Story of the First Battle of California Thanksgiving

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

11

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 11/24/13.

Sharks Gameday: Tale of Two Leagues

12

The East is bad. The West is good. Michael Jackson's video game was GREAT.

NHL Humor Guestpost!

46

The dude who runs @TheNHLHumor takes over Battle of California in order to set the record straight.

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

19

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 11/17/13.

Sharks Gameday: Monster Rancher

11

A look back to 1997 at the Sharks, Blackhawks, and the game Monster Rancher.

Sharks Gameday: I'm so sick of Canada

19

The Sharks have spent the past week touring the worst cities in Canada.

Sharks Gameday: SHARKFINN

52

I investigate the NSA program codenamed: SHARKFINN.

Sharks Gameday: Burns it all down!

9

Brent Burns is still hurt, so the Sharks are probably going to continue losing.

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

5

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 11/10/13.

Winnipeg or Russia?

19

Can you tell the difference between Winnipeg, Canada and Novokuznetsk, Russia?

An inteview with the Sharks chain mail guy!

45

I sat down (not really) with the dude who made the chain mail Sharks jersey to ask him a few annoying questions.

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