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I'm originally from the Bay Area, now I live in Southern California. The move was an accident - I just wanted to see Disneyland back in 2003, and I've been stuck in traffic ever since trying to leave.

I don't give a shit about any sport other than hockey or any team except for the San Jose Sharks.

For complaints please call (641) 715-3900 Extension: 797233.

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User Blog

Sharks Gameday: Island Hockey

Today's gameday article has been adapted from a message found in a bottle on the beach.

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 12/8/13.

Sharks Gameday: The Number of the East

The Sharks are fortunate they don't have to play more games against the mighty Eastern Conference.

Sharks Gameday: Detecting Concussions

The NHL needs to immediately adopt this impartial concussion-detecting device.

Sharks Gameday: Streets of Rage

Brent Burns, Justin Braun, and Patrick Marleau team up to clean up the streets!

The 5 Best Rivalries in the NHL Today

What are the five best active rivalries in the NHL?

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 12/1/13.

Breaking Duck

Five reasons Twilight is a better series than 50 Shades of Grey. Also, if there's time, five reasons the Ducks are better than the Sharks.

50 Sharks of Grey

Five reasons 50 Shades of Grey is a better series than Twilight. Also, if there's time, five reasons the Sharks are better than the Ducks.

Sharks Gameday: Podcasts

Too much turkey, too much stuffing. Here are some podcast recommendations.

Sharks Gameday: Pilgrims

The Story of the First Battle of California Thanksgiving

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 11/24/13.

Sharks Gameday: Tale of Two Leagues

The East is bad. The West is good. Michael Jackson's video game was GREAT.

NHL Humor Guestpost!

The dude who runs @TheNHLHumor takes over Battle of California in order to set the record straight.

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 11/17/13.

Sharks Gameday: Monster Rancher

A look back to 1997 at the Sharks, Blackhawks, and the game Monster Rancher.

Sharks Gameday: I'm so sick of Canada

The Sharks have spent the past week touring the worst cities in Canada.

Sharks Gameday: SHARKFINN

I investigate the NSA program codenamed: SHARKFINN.

Sharks Gameday: Burns it all down!

Brent Burns is still hurt, so the Sharks are probably going to continue losing.

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 11/10/13.

Winnipeg or Russia?

Can you tell the difference between Winnipeg, Canada and Novokuznetsk, Russia?

An inteview with the Sharks chain mail guy!

I sat down (not really) with the dude who made the chain mail Sharks jersey to ask him a few annoying questions.

Come to California

Ryan Miller, like all right-thinking people, wants to spend all his time in California.

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week: Crazy Ray Emery Edition

Sharks Gameday: Emmigration

The Quebec Musketeers, formerly the Phoenix Coyotes, are much worse than their record indicates.

Sharks Gameday: Cyclops sucks

Wolverine is better than Cyclops, just like the Sharks are better than the Kings.

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 10/27/2013.

Sharks Gameday: Gateway Games

What was the first video game you ever really enjoyed?

Sharks Gameday: En Français

As a gesture of friendship and respect to our vast French-speaking audience, today's gameday post will be presented in both English and French.

The Year of Living DunnJerously

Celebrating one year of Dunn and Jer. Also, revealing an elaborate prank.

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