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I'm originally from the Bay Area, now I live in Southern California. The move was an accident - I just wanted to see Disneyland back in 2003, and I've been stuck in traffic ever since trying to leave.

I don't give a shit about any sport other than hockey or any team except for the San Jose Sharks.

For complaints please call (641) 715-3900 Extension: 797233.

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User Blog

Come to California

88

Ryan Miller, like all right-thinking people, wants to spend all his time in California.

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

18

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week: Crazy Ray Emery Edition

Sharks Gameday: Emmigration

29

The Quebec Musketeers, formerly the Phoenix Coyotes, are much worse than their record indicates.

Sharks Gameday: Cyclops sucks

125

Wolverine is better than Cyclops, just like the Sharks are better than the Kings.

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

36

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 10/27/2013.

Sharks Gameday: Gateway Games

41

What was the first video game you ever really enjoyed?

Sharks Gameday: En Français

24

As a gesture of friendship and respect to our vast French-speaking audience, today's gameday post will be presented in both English and French.

The Year of Living DunnJerously

27

Celebrating one year of Dunn and Jer. Also, revealing an elaborate prank.

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

32

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 10/20/2013

Sharks Gameday: Childhood Fears

79

Similarities between the Red Wings and underwater levels in video games.

Sharks Gameday: Woody House

18

On player selection in the shootout but, far more importantly, the Ghostbusters game for the Sega Genesis.

Sharks Gameday: Disarming Bombs

152

Obama offers his thoughts on the problem of nuclear players.

Sharks Gameday: Super Monkey Ball

77

5 ways the NHL could improve by becoming more like Super Monkey Ball

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

32

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 10/13/13.

Sharks Gameday: More Cock Talk

36

I talk about Joe Thornton's cock with the guitarist from Yellowcard.

Joe Thornton's Cock

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Let's talk about it.

Sharks Gameday: 2014 Pacific Division Champions

26

Plan the Pacific Division Championship parade, folks. It's over.

Hertlmania

21

Rounding up some of the stuff you may have missed on Twitter last night.

Sharks Gameday: Sharkbucks

109

What do the San Jose Sharks order when they go to Starbucks?

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

28

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 10/6/13.

Sharks Gameday: Keep Your Head Up, Donald

47

My co-worker thinks they should take hitting out of hockey.

BoC's exclusive interview with Kevin Demers!

34

I spoke to Kevin Demers about his cool new video, his cool old dad, and his younger brother.

Sharks Gameday: Chris the Curmudgeon

97

Kicking off the season in style.

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

28

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 9/29/13.

Circle of Jerks: Meg on Dunn

10

I ask Dunn some questions as we look ahead to the 2013-2013 season.

BoC's Pass it to Bulis Canucks Season Preview

48

I spoke directly to Canucks fans to let them know why their team is screwed.

Battle of California Fantasy Hockey!

81

Announcing some announcements.

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

29

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 9/22/13.

How the SJ Sharks spent their summer vacations

85

What sorts of shenanigans did the Sharks get up to during the long, hot off-season?

The 5 Funniest Hockey Tweets of the Week

40

Collecting the top attempts at hockey humor on Twitter for the week ending 9/15/13.

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