Anyone else going to participate in this?

I never thought "Acme" was a good name for anything upscale, let alone a restaurant. I always just picture vats of simmering coyote parts, and sticks of dynOmite.

~5 paragraphs down.

Before his next start in hot/humid weather, I say they just stick his cap in the freezer.

Voting is here

Part of Haft's article:
CINCINNATI -- Pablo Sandoval didn't earn All-Star recognition, but now he has a chance at a different prize.

Sandoval is among the Giants' nominees for the prestigious Hank Aaron Award. San Francisco's third baseman has topped the club in most offensive categories through much of the season and has ranked among the league leaders in several departments.

The Hank Aaron Award, presented by Sharp, is awarded annually to the best overall offensive performer in each league, with each club having three nominees. This is the seventh consecutive year that fans have had a voice in selecting the award winners.

Just in case you didn't already know about it...

I laughed.
From Jenkins:
Not that this would ever happen, but I'd put a ceiling on rookie contracts in all professional leagues: $500,000. That's it. Live with a half-million dollars or go flip pancakes somewhere.

Just because in 3 weeks someone will ask "What happened to McPherson?" and I'll remember that I'd read something somewhere and won't be able to relocate it:

From Baggs:
And if you missed it in a Giants notebook earlier this month, Dallas McPherson had back surgery. It wasn’t believed to be season ending, according to VP Bobby Evans, so there’s a chance he could appear in box scores at some point before the raisin harvest. Josh Phelps remains out while rehabbing his shoulder, too.