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Mike @ MHH

  • joined May 19, 2008
  • last login Aug 28, 2014
  • posts 469
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I started blogging for the now defunct "Blanc, Bleu et Rouge" in 2007 as the Avalanche correspondent. When Joe started MHH he decided that there wasn't enough rough humor and bad punctuation, so he invited me! I'm a recreational goalie for some pretty mediocre adult ice hockey teams and have tried to learn as much about the position as possible and as such will attempt to pass that knowledge on to anybody that is bored enough to ask.

I've followed the Avs since they were the 'Nords. I've spent the vast majority of my life in areas of the country with little to no ice, whether man-made or natural, but hockey has always been a passion.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Colorado Rockies
  • NFL Denver Broncos
  • NCAAF Mississippi St. Bulldogs
  • NCAAB Mississippi St. Bulldogs
  • NHL Colorado Avalanche
User Blog

Mcginn Goes Pantry Diving

21

A long-overdue look at a happy play in the recent smear of horrific Avalanche hockey.

Emotional Rollercoaster of Fuck

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DDC said he'd pay me 3 cents (Canadian) for every f-bomb.

FanPost
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Rebuild Trade Proposal

I'm in this ridiculously huge 16-team keeper league. This is year 4. I'm currently vacilating between 4th and 5th in the league and I just received the following trade offer: I trade Paul...

Down Goes Frazier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chicago's Streak is over with a beatdown in Denver. A 4-goal 2nd period unseats the unbeaten-in-regulation Hawks and Matt Duchene puts on a show for the raucous hometown crowd.

GWG Goal Anatomy - Circus Style

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Featuring juggling, fat guys, and lots of clown shoes.

Goal Anatomy. Math. You're Welcome.

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A Requested Goal Breakdown from the Valentine's Night Game against the Wild! Math involved!

Injury Pool

18

Who's going down tonight?

Mike Attempts to Document Cognitive Thoughts

117

Look, let's just talk about it...

Penalty Parade Leads to SJ Power Play Plentitude

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Many penalties were called. Many power play goals were scored. Except by the Avalanche.

Another fan-favorite goal breakdown!!

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Anatomy of a Goal: LA vs. COL - Goal 2 (ES) from Colorado's home opener from the 2013 season.

Joey Hishon Cleared to Practice, sorta

79

Thousands of MHH drunkards were both saddened and elated to hear the 2010 1st Round pick has been cleared to skate with Colorado's AHL affiliate, Lake Erie.

Radar signs in Russia

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Colorado's Ryan O`Reilly Signs with Metallurg Magnitogorsk of the KHL

Weiman on Goalie-ing in EuroLand

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InGoal mag's interview with former Avalanche potentially-great goalie Tyler Weiman.

Smash Mob - An Example to Follow

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If you're an NHL owner/player and you haven't done this for your community within the next month then I hope you enjoy the bag of dicks you should have to suck while getting sodomized by a killer whale with a taste for pasty white millionaires.

Mike's Monday Night Hockey Musings

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We've reached a new low in hockey coverage...

Landeskog Signs with Swedish Club Djurgarden

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2012 Calder Trophy Winner Signs with Swedish Junior Club

The Lockout is Losing Me

33

Fans deserve better than a lockout.

And Then There Was That Time...

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via cdn3.wn.com So. Lockout Week rolls along towards its inevitable conclusion. Our iron-fisted (not Danny Rand or Orson Randall though) EIC demanded my contribution go up even in light of...

Labrium Gobbsalog Promoted to Middle Management

Labrium Gobbsalog Promoted to Middle Management Position Within 2nd-Tier Sports Merchandise Firm

Gabriel Landeskog Named 4th Captain of the Avalanche

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Gabriel Landeskog has been named as the new captain for the Colorado Avalanche.

Let's Talk About a Trade That Makes Sense!

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Omark doesn't want to be an Oiler. The Avs need NHL wing depth. Why can't we at least talk about this you guys?

TOI Competition Plots

12

Players who faced the strongest competition will be found in the top-right of a plot, while players who faced the weakest competition will be found in the bottom-left. Defensive specialists will be found in the bottom-right, and offensive specialists will be found in the top-left.

FanPost
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Insane in the MikeBrain

Rumor mill scuttlebutt has Ricky Nash being traded during tomorrow's draft. Colorado and Columbus have swapped spit at the trading table in the past. Maybe they make some more sweet, sweet trade...

Another Look at the Horrible Avalanche Offense

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Another Look at the Horrible Avalanche Offense

David Quinn Named Assistant Coach

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David Quinn Named Avalanche Assistant Coach

Avalanche Re-sign David Jones for 4-Years, $16 Million. Hunwick Too for 2 years.

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Avalanche Re-sign David Jones for 4-Years, $16 Million

Thursday Thoughts

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Thursday Thought - Inflammatory Poll

Anatomy of a Playoff Goal: NJ vs. PHI - Goal 3

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Anatomy of a Playoff Goal: NJ vs. PHI - Goal 3 - Just like a Qdoba burrito you knew what was coming.

Anatomy of a Playoff Goal: NYR vs. WSH - Goal 3

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Anatomy of a Playoff Goal: NYR vs. WSH - Goal 3

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