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Mike Jones

  • joined Sep 17, 2008
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My name is Mike Jones and I blog for Off Tackle Empire. What, like you're so special?

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  • MLB Chicago Cubs
  • NCAAF Iowa Hawkeyes
  • NFL New York Jets
  • NCAAB Iowa Hawkeyes
  • NBA Boston Celtics
Recent Activity
Connor Halliday, Washington State QB, threw the ball 714 times last season.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 9:53p - 1 reply
Not sure how this will effectively deliver pizzas
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 8:11p - 2 replies
I ate Meg's hair pie.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 7:50p - 2 replies
Much like Wisconsin in big games,
Commented on B1G 2014 // Wisconsin's Smartest Guy in the Room on Jul 23 2014, 1:37p - 3 replies
To be fair, your name is butt.
Commented on B1G 2014 // Wisconsin's Smartest Guy in the Room on Jul 23 2014, 12:35p - 1 reply
Gross.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 9:40p
I thought that when I saw him. Creepy.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 9:05p - 1 reply
Go Cubs.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 8:32p
Cubs are on. Thus the reason I'm drinking.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 8:22p - 1 reply
"No correlation in this case (yet)."
Commented on THINGS GOT WORSE: GREG GARMON ARRESTED AFTER ATTEMPTED ROBBERY on Jul 22 2014, 8:21p
Wait, so blame Jesse?
Commented on B1G 2014 // Wisconsin's Smartest Guy in the Room on Jul 22 2014, 3:30p - 2 replies
Why am I responsible for Nebraska hate?
Commented on B1G 2014 // Wisconsin's Smartest Guy in the Room on Jul 22 2014, 3:27p - 4 replies
Troll on, Steve.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:11p - 3 replies
Fuck Bo.
Commented on B1G 2014 // Wisconsin's Smartest Guy in the Room on Jul 22 2014, 2:00p - 4 replies
BUT THEY'RE WEARING BLACK SHIRTS TOO
Commented on B1G 2014 // Wisconsin Cocktail Party Preview on Jul 22 2014, 1:57p - 2 replies
THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Commented on B1G 2014 // Wisconsin Cocktail Party Preview on Jul 22 2014, 11:17a - 1 reply
It was a very gritty flop.
Commented on B1G 2014 // Wisconsin Cocktail Party Preview on Jul 22 2014, 11:08a - 1 reply
"The OTE notion"
Commented on B1G 2014 // Wisconsin Cocktail Party Preview on Jul 22 2014, 8:56a - 1 reply
A&E. Man, they sure edited out a lot.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 8:11p - 1 reply
Gladiator is on.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 7:54p - 1 reply
game
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 19 2014, 12:58a
Switch over to the Cubs game while the Cubs are losing. Cubs lose, change back and the Timbers are tied.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 19 2014, 12:56a
Odd, thats exactly how I act when intoxicated.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 19 2014, 12:03a
Donnie Yen is such a badass.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 18 2014, 11:49p
I have a Matt Roth Dolphins jersey.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 18 2014, 11:23p
THREE WORDS: HAWKEYE PRIDE.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 18 2014, 11:06p
TWO WORDS: IOWA HAWKEYE PRIDE.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 18 2014, 10:55p - 1 reply
KUNG FU FRIDAY MOTHERFUCKERS
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 18 2014, 10:50p - 2 replies
Nice unicameral legislature,
Commented on B1G 2014 // The Great Nebraska "Apology" Letter on Jul 18 2014, 12:11p - 3 replies
No cats or circlejerking?
Commented on B1G 2014 // Cobby and Corn Nation visit OTE: Fandom Abroad, Delany, and the New Guys on Jul 18 2014, 8:13a - 1 reply
How riders survive the Tour de France is beyond me.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WOULD STILL GO on Jul 16 2014, 9:33p - 1 reply
Always ignore the douches.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WOULD STILL GO on Jul 16 2014, 9:29p - 1 reply
Yeah, Penn State fans are a bunch of dicks.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WOULD STILL GO on Jul 16 2014, 9:25p - 1 reply
That cheerleader's teeth are at a slight angle and she appears to have a tiny overbite.
Commented on B1G 2014 // The Nebraska Potluck Part II on Jul 16 2014, 4:38p - 4 replies
GIFs don't seem to work anymore.
Commented on B1G 2014 // The Nebraska Potluck Part II on Jul 16 2014, 4:10p - 1 reply
Great song.
Commented on B1G 2014 // The Nebraska Potluck Part I on Jul 16 2014, 1:04p - 1 reply
facism
Commented on B1G 2014 // The Nebraska Potluck Part I on Jul 16 2014, 12:46p
Do you guys really call him Silent E?
Commented on B1G 2014 // The Nebraska Potluck Part I on Jul 16 2014, 11:27a - 1 reply
See: Brewster, Tim.
Commented on B1G 2014 // The Smartest Guys in the Room: Bo Pelini, Cats, and Moving Forwward on Jul 16 2014, 9:35a - 1 reply
Democracy is the tops.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 10:03p
Hi green Zoe.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 10:01p
got a lot to learn, kid
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 9:57p
Smoke weed every day?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 9:55p - 1 reply
I vote barbarism.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 9:51p - 3 replies
Bro.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 9:47p - 2 replies
You may run like Hayes. but you hit like shit.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 9:43p
Way to dance across the plate, Gordon.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 9:41p
I really hope that OVER-RATED guy gives Jeter the business later as he's walking to his limo with three 20-something blondes.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 9:36p
WAS THAT PETE ROSE?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 9:33p
MOAR JEET PLZ.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 9:32p - 1 reply
Hey girl, imma jeet on you.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 9:29p - 2 replies
NEED MOAR JETER PLEASE
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 9:25p - 1 reply
Well, Jeet has actually earned his attention.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 9:25p
AH JEET JEET JEET JEET
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 9:20p - 2 replies
Also, this:
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 9:16p - 1 reply
Joey Bats just said "fuck this I'm not getting hurt in the fucking All-Star game"
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 9:10p - 1 reply
Eat a dong, Selig.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 9:07p - 1 reply
Unlike Dontrelle Willis, Kershaw can actually throw a curveball
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 9:07p
Judging by his stats, I think it's working for him.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 9:03p - 1 reply
Yeah I don't think I've ever really seen Kershaw pitch.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 9:00p - 1 reply
Now I just want a commercial of drunk Don Draper signing Meet the Mets
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 8:53p - 1 reply
Uh...this is going to end 20-18.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 8:52p
LOL WAINWRIGHT
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 8:38p - 2 replies
The fact that they blurred out Mr. Met was the best part of that commercial.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 15 2014, 8:36p
Yeah, that seems like a dangerous gamble.
Commented on B1G 2014 // The Smartest Guys in the Room: Bo Pelini, Cats, and Moving Forwward on Jul 15 2014, 3:42p - 1 reply
What about a kitten?
Commented on B1G 2014 // The Smartest Guys in the Room: Bo Pelini, Cats, and Moving Forwward on Jul 15 2014, 11:58a - 1 reply
Butthurt?
Commented on B1G 2014 // The Smartest Guys in the Room: Bo Pelini, Cats, and Moving Forwward on Jul 15 2014, 11:58a - 2 replies
That first gif is classic Goofer.
Commented on B1G 2014 // The Nebraska Cocktail Party Preview on Jul 15 2014, 8:40a - 2 replies
Joey Bats and Giancarlo are like the Monstars.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 14 2014, 10:01p
Holy shit. That was almost out of the park.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 14 2014, 9:55p
He's a man's man.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 14 2014, 9:30p
Bring in the Dominicans.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 14 2014, 9:22p
This Van Halen band is OK.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 14 2014, 8:57p - 1 reply
I remember that Sosa HR.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS THE WORLD'S WORST VALET on Jul 14 2014, 7:59p - 2 replies
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