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Mike Jones

  • joined Sep 17, 2008
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My name is Mike Jones and I blog for Off Tackle Empire. What, like you're so special?

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  • MLB Chicago Cubs
  • NCAAF Iowa Hawkeyes
  • NFL New York Jets
  • NCAAB Iowa Hawkeyes
  • NBA Boston Celtics
Recent Activity
Restarting Watch Dogs with the new DLC.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM KNOWS RIGHT FROM WRONG on Jul 31 2014, 4:19p - 2 replies
Good read. What did I learn?
Commented on B1G 2014 // Birth of a Nation on Jul 31 2014, 3:29p
I'm seriously flagging this for trolling.
Commented on B1G 2014 // The Ohio State Potluck Part II: Urban Meyer, Mascot Wars, and Dessert on Jul 31 2014, 3:17p - 1 reply
MMMMMMMMMM
Commented on B1G 2014 // The Ohio State Potluck Part II: Urban Meyer, Mascot Wars, and Dessert on Jul 31 2014, 9:27a - 1 reply
That ending had me like...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 11:08p - 1 reply
yes
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 11:04p - 1 reply
what
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 11:01p
yeah. creepy.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 10:56p
Sharknado 2: Sill more realistic than Twister.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 10:54p
Wait.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 10:52p - 1 reply
Wait, how does that saw have power?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 10:49p - 2 replies
loleklwkemnlkwneklrnwe lkrnlewolololololololololol
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 10:46p - 1 reply
no porn
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 10:45p
Also, why would the fire escape be locked/jammed? Seems like that would be a fire hazard.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 10:40p
Were these special effects done by Industrial Light and Tragic?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 10:37p - 1 reply
Yeah staying on the ground floor....lol
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 10:31p
RUPAUL NO
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 10:26p
LOL THOSE WERE CLEARLY ILLINOIS LICENSE PLATES
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 10:15p - 1 reply
Was that Michael fucking Ginsberg?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 10:08p
OHHHH BABY YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU YOU GOTA WHAT I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 10:05p
Tara...it's a hospital...not a fucking prison...you can check yourself out.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 10:03p
The Statue of Liberty is hollow, by the way...so...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 10:01p
Judd is from the Bronx so you KNOW he ain't dying.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 9:58p
So if I buy this pill from Walgreens I'll never have to diet? Sweet.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 9:55p
Jesus. Fuck that guy.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 9:53p - 1 reply
Switchin my girls around like THREE EL DUB.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 9:52p
OH SHIT SON
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 9:48p - 3 replies
There's a giant shark storm and a bunch of sharks so let's sit OUTSIDE on the ferry.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 9:45p - 1 reply
ROFL
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 9:42p
Piece Brosnan and Olga? I'm ok with that.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 9:40p
Well...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 9:39p
fuck yes
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 9:29p
Of course the Sharknado is coming from New Jersey.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 9:28p
Puts Saving Private Ryan to shame.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 9:24p
After 4 the accent starts to wear on you.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 9:22p
*meth acting
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 9:21p
She's been pure botox since 2001.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 9:19p - 2 replies
IS SYFY OWNED BY NBC I CAN'T TELL
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 9:18p
SUGAR RAY?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 9:14p
KELLY NO
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 9:08p
Has Tara Reid eaten since the last Sharknado.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 9:04p - 1 reply
Soccer at Yankee Stadium?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 8:38p
Seems like OSU would've been a lot better all year if they'd ran Hyde more in some situations.
Commented on B1G 2014 // The Ohio State Potluck is bringing the Sad Pizza, Braxton Miller, and Playoff Hype on Jul 30 2014, 7:22p - 1 reply
Fassbender as Magneto in First Class is simply pristine.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS SENDING MEMOS on Jul 30 2014, 7:20p - 1 reply
Why does Ohio State have weed on their helmets?
Commented on B1G 2014 // The Ohio State Potluck is bringing the Sad Pizza, Braxton Miller, and Playoff Hype on Jul 30 2014, 9:15a - 2 replies
Pain & Gain just keeps getting more insane.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 29 2014, 9:47p - 1 reply
Is that bad.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 29 2014, 8:52p
You love those big bitches, and they love to eat. Its okay.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 29 2014, 8:19p - 1 reply
Please don't hit me, Brad.
Commented on B1G 2014 // Ohio State's Smartest Guys in the Room on Jul 29 2014, 5:40p
We, being the MSU football team wouldn't be a punch line.
Commented on B1G 2014 // Ohio State's Smartest Guys in the Room on Jul 29 2014, 5:38p - 1 reply
That's why Graham was voted off the island.
Commented on BIG 2014 // Ohio State Cocktail Party Preview on Jul 29 2014, 5:12p
MALE CHEERLEADERS?
Commented on BIG 2014 // Ohio State Cocktail Party Preview on Jul 29 2014, 5:10p
Solid troll rec
Commented on BIG 2014 // Ohio State Cocktail Party Preview on Jul 29 2014, 11:46a
Alcantara got them wheels.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 28 2014, 9:12p - 1 reply
Seen it multiple times.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 28 2014, 9:06p - 1 reply
Hi.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 28 2014, 8:59p - 1 reply
Well...THIS is awkward.
Commented on BIG 2014 // Ohio State Cocktail Party Preview on Jul 28 2014, 8:49a
This documentary in Netflix, Hitler's Children, is very interesting.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM THROWS HARD on Jul 27 2014, 9:21p
It's weird how she ended up being attractive.
Commented on So OSU's Band is in trouble. Let's talk about it. on Jul 25 2014, 2:37p
those poor fucking things
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 10:07p
Don't even know how you people know these things.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 10:06p - 3 replies
OH WHAT THE FUCK THIS WATER IS SO DEEP
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 10:03p - 1 reply
In an arching motion, smartass.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 10:00p - 1 reply
Guess I've never seen a missile fly like that.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 9:57p - 2 replies
Disgusting disease carrying animals.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 9:56p - 1 reply
COME AT ME
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 9:48p - 4 replies
I just saw this on Reddit GIFs. Uh... WAT
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 9:43p - 4 replies
lemme see...whens the last time you won a game...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 9:43p - 1 reply
U FUCKING MAD BRO?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 9:37p - 4 replies
Al. lol.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 9:35p - 1 reply
Jesus. Fuck you Edwin Jackson. You're fucking terrible.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 9:33p - 1 reply
What do you even say to the Queen when you meet her?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS WATCHING THE QUEEN PHOTOBOMB on Jul 24 2014, 9:26p - 7 replies
Connor Halliday, Washington State QB, threw the ball 714 times last season.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 9:53p - 1 reply
Not sure how this will effectively deliver pizzas
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 8:11p - 2 replies
I ate Meg's hair pie.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 7:50p - 2 replies
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