Milo Thorold

As we all know, international breaks are excruciatingly boring. So boring, in fact, that I couldn't sleep (not sure where the logic is in that one). So in an hour or so I've come up with a load of...

So according to the Mirror, we have him, for £9 million. I'll be honest, I haven't a clue if the Mirror is a particularly reliable source. The article does speak of the move as a done deal but...