Misopogon

• joined Apr 08, 2009
• last login May 10, 2013
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Often referred to as "Seth from MGoBlog", Misopogon might have been the greatest Michigan athlete in history, but was unfortunately born without a spec of athletic talent.

Born from an illicit night in a Howard Johnson Inn after too much Honest Ben's Lemonabe, the Misopogon retired early from his job as apostate emperor of Rome soon after learning the whole "burn your ships" thing was supposed to just be a metaphor.

Discovered in 1984 by Håkan Andersson buried beneath the left faceoff circle of Yost Ice Arena, the Misopogon was thawed out at a warming facility in Corktown for a period of 40 days and 40 nights, plus off days. Generally a 'Bad Boy' in school, an incident involving multiple abuses of the Barry Sanders play in Tecmo Superbowl began a strange sequence of events (not shared until the movie rights have been settled) that saw the Misopogon transferred corporeally to digital format and placed on a Compact Disc.

He now resides on the Internet, striving to put right what was once blogged wrong, and hoping that the next post will be the post that leads him home.

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