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The Thrill of the Big Hit


Ladies, Gentlemen and the town perverts Rusty and Eugene. Here are some of my favorite, mostly clean hits from the Canucks.

NHL 94 is 20 years old! Which makes me old!


EA Sports NHL 94 turns 20, the child in us kind of dies finding that out, but I reflect on the game, what it was for me and how the 1994 Canucks look up to the 203-14 Canucks

Seasons over, big whoop, wanna fight about it?


The Canucks season had the longevity of my friend John's sex life. Short and not so sweet. Hey John, here's your shout out!

Well that sucked. Canucks lose.


Canucks drop game one to the bastard Sharks and Logan Couture's teeth.

No game? No problem! Headline writes itself!


No game? No problem! There's a bunch of other shit to talk about! #Canucks

Corrado holds his own, Canucks beat Blackhawks.


The Canucks beat the Hawks 3-1 to capture another division title. Corrado impresses and I ask you all to stop fucking around not mention Frankie goes to Hollywood again.

Morning Buzz: Back and as adequate as ever!


Are you adequately prepared to read? Good! Morning Buzz is back! Canucks take on the Blackhawks tonight in the last match of the regular season between the two teams.

Canucks lose to the Sharks, make a #BoldMove


Canucks drop second straight, lose to Sharks. Make a bold move and no people aren't as angry.

Canucks got smoked Saturday, play Sharks tonight


The Canucks took a beating Saturday night, but are getting right back at it tonight In San Jose against the Sharks. Will Ryane with an E Clowe be a Shark or Canuck tonight? Who knows. Probably...

Canucks play host to the Avalance.


Canucks play host to the Avalanche, look for sixth straight win, Flames GM trolls Bruins, trades Iginla to the Penguins.

Canucks look to extend winning streak to five.


The Canucks are back at home after a successful road trip. They take on the dreaded Columbus Beej's and look to make it five straight wins.

Morning Buzz: Finally in the morning!


Canucks win again, beat the Avalanche which is sort of like winning an argument on the internet. Not many fucks will be given.

Morning Buzz: Same old Situation


The Canucks lost their second straight game, falling to the Minnesota Wild 3-1 on home ice.

Wild in Vancouver. Ha. Sounds funny.


The WIld are in Vancouver taking on the Canucks tonight in a battle for top spot in the division. Christ, I bet you didn't think you'd be saying that in March.

Canucks take on the Underwoods at home.


The Canucks are home to take on the Nashville Underwoods tonight.

Canucks in Columbus again. Said that too recently.


The Canucks are back in Columbus on the dumbest fucking road trip ever, hoping to snap a four game losing streak.

Canucks in Columbus to take on the Beej's.


Canucks take on the Bluejackets in game one of a three game trip, one that sees them take on the Beej's twice. Weird.

Canucks eaten alive by Sharks...or something


The Canucks claw their way back but lose in a shootout. I swear I've used that once already this season.

Shark Attack! Canucks take on Sharks at home


Canucks take on those bastards from San Jose tonight. Some other shit happened around the league and I make my (mostly) triumphant return to the Morning Buzz!

Canucks suffer a Motown beatdown by the Red Wings


The Canucks were the recipients of a Motown beat down yesterday as they fell 8-3 against the Red Wings.

The Canucks win in Dallas, move on to Nashville.


The Canucks beat the Dallas Stars 4-3. They move on to the Nashville tonight to play Carrie Underwood's husbands team.

Canucks in Dallas tonight, Hansen suspened.


The Canucks are in Dallas to face the Stars. Jannik Hansen is worse than Hitler, apparently. All that and much more!

Canucks earn a point, fail to complete comeback.


The Canucks clawed their way back against the Blackhawks last night, but were unable to finish them off, falling 4-3 in the shootout.

Booth returns to the line up as Canucks face Hawks


The Canucks are in Chicago tonight to take on the red hot Blackhawks. David Booth returns to the lineup and this is a couple minutes late. Don't be a dick. Don't be THAT guy!

Canucks fall in the shootout, David Booth returns


The Canucks lost to the St. Louis Blues 4-3 in a shootout. David Booth is back tomorrow and I have sweet new pants.

Canucks game day. Kesler back tonight


Canucks Game Day, Kesler returns, life without Manny begins and a whole bunch of other shit!

Where, oh where is Manny? Yeah...At the arena.


Where in the World is Manny Malhotra? At the arena working out, just not on the ice.

Morning Buzz: Canucks extend win streak to six


Morning Buzz: The Canucks defeat the Minnesota Wild 2-1 to extend their winning streak to six games.

Canucks win 5-1 extended winning streak to 5 games


The Canucks beat the shit out of the Flames and looked good in the process. Schneider was sharp stopping 33 of 34 shots and Schorder scored his first TWO NHL goals.

Chris Higgins scores his first of the year.


Chris Higgins scores his first goal of the season, panties drop around the lower mainland.

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