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Canucks and Wild tonight!


The Canucks and Wild get ready to watch paint dry tonight!

The "Rivalry" Continues. No Rivalry, Caman!


Canucks are Minnesota to take on the Wild tonight, some other shit happened. Ya!

Chris Tanev scored! I saw an arm break! Gross.


Morning Buzz! Canucks win, Tanev scores, broken bones are so gross.

Canucks beat the Hawks, Luongo great once again.


The Canucks beat the Blackhawks in a snoozer, while Roberto Luongo stood on his head. It's mail it in Saturday, everyone.

Canucks and Hawks go at it tonight. Blood bath?


Canucks and the Blackhawks go at it tonight, and it could get nasty!

Canucks win, Lu with the shutout. Oh shit now what


Canucks beat the Avalance 3-0, Roberto Luongo has his first shutout of the season and now we wonder "what the fuck happens next?"

Canucks off to a bad start, not that bad though.


Look at this picture of Bieksa! Literally NOTHING about him today in the Morning Buzz, but how could I NOT use this?! GOLD.

Canucks blow 2-0 lead, my lunch is better today


So the Canucks and 2-0 leads are going as well together as shit and strawberry shortcake. Yeah...that well.

Canucks get stomped in San Jose. Yep that happened


The Canucks get worked in San Jose, the power-play shit the bed and so did the PK. I eat tuna for breakfast.

Canucks ready to drop the puck.


One day away from puck drop, Alex Ovechkin still a shit head. Morning Buzz!

Schneider fought panic attacks in 2011 playoffs


Cory Schneider fought panic attacks in the 2011 playoffs. NHL waiver wire goes crazy, Garth Snow forgets his name and pisses himself.

AV has two goalies. Who gets the call on Saturday?


The Canucks have two starting goalies, which one will get to play the home opener?

Booth hurt, fans surprisingly give a shit.


Morning Buzz is BACK and David Booth is hurt. Not my fault, asshole.

Malhotra Just Won't Quit.


I wish Manny Malhotra's determination was contagious.

Schneider signs overseas, NHL still assholes.


Cory Schneider is headed overseas, while the NHL are still a bunch of assholes.

More Bure, less lockout resolution.


More Bure, less lockout resolution. The NHL is done with proposals, waits on PA.

Hamhuis talks lockout, Leclaire retire to Whoville


Dan Hamhuis talks about the NHL honoring stars and the lockout, while Pascal Leclaire retires to Whoville

Some Canucks News and CBA Update

Canucks work on their fitness and CBA Talks

Elder and Garrison Skate, NHL and PA Still Suck


Edler and Garrison are skating at UBC and the NHL and PA are negotiating on how to negotiate.

Jannick Hansen Heads Overseas, NHL Are Meanies


Jannick Hansen is taking his talents to the Finnish Elite League and The NHL are a bunch of meanies.

Fake Sportscenter adds Co-Host, Arndt saddened!


The Fake Sports Center Takes Top Spot! NHL deadline has come and gone and sweet fuck all has happened!

Schneider Considers Europe. Weise Makes a Headline


Cory Schneider Considering Europe and Dale Weise Has a Six Point Game...What the Fuck?

Jason 'dont call me Sami' Garrison has a bad groin


Jason Garrison addresses his sore groin, Zack Kassian's off season training is paying dividends.

NHL Still Locked Out. No one shocked.


The NHL lockout is still in full swing, no new news, but maybe flaming bags of dog shit?

Still no hockey, Luongo rumors and More!

So there's still no hockey and it fucking sucks, but there's Luongo rumors to pass around!

NHL, PA Meeting in Toronto, Bieksa's Buddies a Hit

Kevin Bieksa and his buddies took on the UBC Thunderbirds, The NHL and PA are set to meet today for some more CBA negotiations.

NHL's latest proposal, reaction and Fake Season!

Reaction to the NHL's latest proposal, fake season update and more!

NHL Tables New Offer. Reimer a Canuck? Nope.

NHL Lockout coming to an end? Jesus...lets hope so.

Alex Edler back...problems?


Alex Edler has a bum back. Good thing for this lockout...err, what?

Morning Buzz: Fake season starts tonight!


Boys, girls, children and super-intelligent hockey loving apes! The Canucks (fake) season starts tonight! That's the good news. The bad news is that Canucks fans mobbed a girl via social media last...

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