Rubberducky

Mitchell Maurer

  • joined May 01, 2008
  • last login Jul 24, 2014
  • posts 267
  • comments 3658

I am a 26-year-old Milwaukee native currently living in Texas. I have a borderline unhealthy obsession with sports. Doubly true with the Packers and Bucks.

A Fan Of...

  • NBA Milwaukee Bucks
  • NFL Green Bay Packers
  • Fantasy mine
User Blog

Two Non-Football Words

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Merry Christmas. Be safe, everyone.

Sometimes, A Picture Is Worth More Than A Thousand Words

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[This was a picture of a broom. It has been deleted. Sorry!] And now we begin the painful process of waiting for the Vikings to rebuild so that this rivalry can regain its relevance. Also, can we...

Two Words (Again)

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Holy crap. That is all.

Two Words, Y'all

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Don't panic.

Last Chance to Join the Unofficial APC Madden 2011 Online Franchise

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For any of you X-Box 360-ers out there, Tex and I are holding an online franchise on Madden 2011. If you're interested in joining, send one of us an e-mail (our contact info is at the bottom of the main page). Act now, because the draft is tonight (9/16) at 9/8c. That said, I look forward to wiping the floor with you all.

Bucks Are Money In Philadelphia: A "Special" Bucks-76ers Recap

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Bucks Are Money In Philadelphia: A "Special" Bucks-76ers Recap

So Long, 2009-10 Season: A Kneejerk Reaction to a Dislocated Elbow

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A Kneejerk Reaction to a Dislocated Elbow

The Big Picture For Our Small-Town Team

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The Big Picture For Our Small-Town Team

Season Reviews: Ryan Grant

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Season Reviews: Ryan Grant

Season Reviews: Jermichael Finley

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Season Reviews: Jermichael Finley

Season Reviews: Aaron Rodgers

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Season Reviews: Aaron Rodgers

Season Reviews: Allen Barbre

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Season Reviews: Allen Barbre

Season Reviews: Clay Matthews

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Season Reviews: Clay Matthews

Season Reviews: Charles Woodson

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Season Reviews: Charles Woodson

Season Reviews: A.J. Hawk

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Season Reviews: A.J. Hawk

While We're On The Subject...

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So he says he's likely not coming back. Maybe. Who knows? I hope he either goes away or comes back and his physical skills really start eroding. I did enjoy this little diddy, though: "I didn't feel like I had anything to prove coming in. But if there were doubters out there maybe I served notice to them, but my goal is to get to Miami and obviously that's not going to happen. If it is [my last game], it is no doubt I'm on top." As Peter King might say, the GALL of this man is unbelievable.

Hunting For Gems On PFT

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Hunting For Gems On PFT

John Schneider: Seattle's New General Manager

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John Schneider: Seattle's New General Manager

Charles Woodson Wins DPOY

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It might not make up for the heartbreaker in Arizona, but it's well deserved. Woodson gathered 28 first place votes out of 50 (twice as many as runner-up Darrelle Revis), making him the first Packer to win the award since Reggie White. Woodson's defensive stats in 2009: 74 tackles, 2 sacks, 4 forced fumbles, 18 passes defended, 9 interceptions, and 3 return touchdowns. His role in turning Green Bay into a top-5 ranked defense was critical, and his season was one we won't forget. Congratulations, Charles. Thanks for making 2009 so memorable, and here's to continuing the dominance in 2010 and beyond.

The Power of Hair

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NFL humor site KSK brings us another glimpse into the NFL locker room, this time looking at the relationship between coach Kevin Greene and linebackers A.J. Hawk and Clay Matthews. Rated R for language and A+ for hilarity.

How Did We Get Here?

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How Did We Get Here?

Recap: Cavaliers 85, Bucks 83 (With Special Bonuses!)

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Recap: Cavaliers 85, Bucks 83 (With Special Bonuses!)

Packers-Ravens Retroactive Live-Blog

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Packers-Ravens Retroactive Live-Blog

FanPost
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A Quick Update on my Goings-On

I know this is a Packer site, and non-football news is generally discouraged.  But since the volume of e-mails I've received regarding my absence is generally along the lines of "where the hell did...

Welcome to Green Bay, where EVERYBODY gets sacked!

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Allegedly, coach Mike McCarthy and Lambeau maintenance employee Mike Wood got into a massive brawl that spilled out into the streets and engulfed two square blocks in their flames of rage. Nah, just kidding. Wood said to McCarthy, "Don't lay an egg." At least, McCarthy thinks that's what he said. Regardless, McCarthy asked Wood's supervisor for his name, and Wood was terminated earlier that day. Say what? I'm not sure what to make of this. Both sides stick to their story, and it's so bizarre that others have little frame of reference for it. A non-story getting blown out of proportion by poor team performance and a need for a scapegoat, or a sign of McCarthy's seemingly imminent departure? I'll let you decide. And the inquiries as to my whereabouts are appreciated, but unfortunately I'm powerless to change my work situation (yet). But I'll figure out a way to make it all work.

Unacceptable

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That's really the only word you can use to describe it.  I mean, you can try to use other words like horrendous, awful, disgusting, or mind-blowingly-bad (hyphens count), but I like the way...

Well, This Is News

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Well, This Is News - Spitz on IR

Well, La Dee Da

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Brandon went after the NFL's policy of fining players for penalties during games, and he made some excellent points. However, in the case of Johnny Jolly's moronic headbutt, he got lucky to lose just $5k. Shoot, part of me thinks he should be docked double that for "conduct detrimental to the team."

Why Ryan Grant Isn't The Answer

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Why Ryan Grant Isn't The Answer

Worse Than A Blowout

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They were so close.  So very close.  I had already written them off, and then they started coming back, and started getting some calls, and when Jennings caught that touchdown, I really started...

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