"After last night's dramatic victory, the Royals are sitting in first place in the standings with a 16-11 record. More to the point, they rank eighth in the league in home runs (which is great, for them) and fifth in walks (which is incredible). Oh, and the Beane Count? At this moment,
Billy Beane's Athletics are last in the league, and Dayton Moore's Royals are first.

I never thought I would have occasion to write those words."

Not really baseball related, but what better thing is there to do on an off-day than engage in some schadenfreude with our divisional rivals?

The Royals should totally play this on Crown Vision before the next home game with the Indians.

He knows geography, the future of transportation, and that Jessica Simpson is an idiot.

We need to lock this guy up.