Badassmonkey

MonkeyEpoxy

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Recent Activity
that submission is way better than the facelock he usually uses
Commented on In-Cena-ty: A different approach to Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena at Night of Champions on Aug 22 2014, 5:14p
well up to a .611 OPS against them
Commented on Rangers prospect Nomar Mazara hits the Texas League on Aug 22 2014, 4:50p
not really
Commented on Rangers prospect Nomar Mazara hits the Texas League on Aug 22 2014, 4:50p - 2 replies
for 4
Voted on Aug 22 2014, 3:43p
i feel like comparing him to Jake Thompson
Commented on Minor League Ball Gameday: Thursday, August 21 on Aug 22 2014, 3:36a
holy shit
Commented on WWE NXT results, recap, reactions from August 21, 2014: Shave and a haircut on Aug 22 2014, 2:36a
his career lin e
Commented on Sporcle Quiz of the Evening -- 35 HRs/120 RBIs on Aug 22 2014, 2:06a - 1 reply
yeah
Commented on Sporcle Quiz of the Evening -- 35 HRs/120 RBIs on Aug 22 2014, 2:05a - 1 reply
he also sticks to lucha kayfabe an incredible amount
Commented on Rumor Roundup (Aug. 22, 2014): Brock Lesnar, Bella feud, Rey Mysterio, Bully Ray, more! on Aug 22 2014, 1:57a
This is when I wish the WWE had a legit cruiserweight division, with belt and all
Commented on Rumor Roundup (Aug. 22, 2014): Brock Lesnar, Bella feud, Rey Mysterio, Bully Ray, more! on Aug 22 2014, 1:44a - 1 reply
so basically sparkman has been godtier
Commented on Minor League Ball Gameday: Thursday, August 21 on Aug 22 2014, 12:30a - 1 reply
his batted ball profile being 91% better than the league is cool
Commented on Minor League Ball Gameday: Thursday, August 21 on Aug 22 2014, 12:29a
can you explain the percentages at the end?
Commented on Minor League Ball Gameday: Thursday, August 21 on Aug 22 2014, 12:16a - 1 reply
is posting your own tweet gauche
Commented on NBA: Who is Chandler Parsons. on Aug 22 2014, 12:06a - 1 reply
chi chi gonzalez lesgetit
Commented on Minor League Ball Gameday: Thursday, August 21 on Aug 21 2014, 11:53p - 1 reply
Myrtle Beach squad
Commented on Minor League Ball Gameday: Thursday, August 21 on Aug 21 2014, 11:52p
Keone Kela with a scoreless 9th with 2 Ks
Commented on Minor League Ball Gameday: Thursday, August 21 on Aug 21 2014, 11:51p
Alfaro
Commented on Minor League Ball Gameday: Thursday, August 21 on Aug 21 2014, 11:49p
N. Williams
Commented on Minor League Ball Gameday: Thursday, August 21 on Aug 21 2014, 11:49p
Mazara
Commented on Minor League Ball Gameday: Thursday, August 21 on Aug 21 2014, 11:49p
Jake Thompson was hit around a bit after cruising through 4
Commented on Minor League Ball Gameday: Thursday, August 21 on Aug 21 2014, 11:49p
yay imperium galactica II
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 9:05p - 1 reply
they always ask
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:52p
but giancarlo is a way better player than mike was
Commented on Texas Rangers rumors: Neal Cotts reportedly claimed on waivers on Aug 21 2014, 8:51p
using poop to sculpt voodoo dolls of the members of the googoo dolls
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:50p - 1 reply
how did you make my rectum start quoting garden state?
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:45p - 1 reply
didn't know it was
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:43p
i don't think i've ever not laughed at the what scientologists say about scientology video
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:43p
got your back
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:42p
they're both hot as shit
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:41p - 1 reply
i didn't know you could be somewhat poetical
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:41p - 2 replies
just get a two liter bottle and make a giant screwdriver they'll never know
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:41p - 2 replies
neat
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:34p
wat
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:34p
72/80
Commented on Sporcle Quiz of the Evening -- 35 HRs/120 RBIs on Aug 21 2014, 8:33p - 1 reply
bullshitting
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:24p - 1 reply
10 am
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:24p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:22p - 2 replies
lol nick williams walked
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:19p - 1 reply
u jonzeing for gyros?
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:16p - 1 reply
i'm not, really
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:16p - 1 reply
humans over 18
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:12p - 1 reply
so there's no way the Houdini history special won't be disappointing, right
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:11p - 2 replies
getting a new pc soon
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:11p - 1 reply
the implication that children are people/humans is funny
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:11p - 1 reply
or the other way around
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:10p
dope
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:09p - 1 reply
nop
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:08p - 1 reply
i'm a fan of any human with a hole that my wiener fits in
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:08p - 3 replies
No Subject
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:07p
yeah
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:06p - 1 reply
what u playin
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:05p - 1 reply
iunno
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:05p - 1 reply
hm
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:04p
neat
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 8:00p
i want a yugo
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:59p
well underage p p
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:55p
so there was talk earlier about male elementary school teachers all being p p touchers
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:55p - 2 replies
always obey street signs
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:52p
you filthy millennial
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:52p
do people still use reddit for stuff other than AMAs these days
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:51p - 3 replies
No Subject
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:51p - 5 replies
>superfluous letters
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:48p - 1 reply
peak lel
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:48p
they're so good, god
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:46p - 1 reply
lmfao
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:45p - 1 reply
vince's pizza and gyros
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:44p - 2 replies
god these gyros
Commented on Later 8/21 OT on Aug 21 2014, 7:40p - 2 replies
i agree with this ranking
Commented on 8/21 Afternoon OT (less mad edition) on Aug 21 2014, 5:45p - 2 replies
i thought it was vietnamese
Commented on 8/21 Afternoon OT (less mad edition) on Aug 21 2014, 5:42p - 1 reply
good padres pitcher
Commented on 8/21 Afternoon OT (less mad edition) on Aug 21 2014, 5:38p
makes me miss trinidad
Commented on 8/21 Afternoon OT (less mad edition) on Aug 21 2014, 5:35p
heh
Commented on 8/21 Afternoon OT (less mad edition) on Aug 21 2014, 5:33p
you're all right, bto
Commented on 8/21 Afternoon OT (less mad edition) on Aug 21 2014, 5:24p
hmm
Commented on 8/21 Afternoon OT (less mad edition) on Aug 21 2014, 5:21p
for fewer than 250 carries in 2014
Voted on Aug 21 2014, 5:18p
#StanfordSwing
Commented on Minor League Ball Gameday: Wednesday, August 20 on Aug 21 2014, 12:47a - 1 reply
lmfao whoa
Commented on Minor League Ball Gameday: Wednesday, August 20 on Aug 21 2014, 12:41a - 1 reply
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