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Broken-up dry ramen in chinese chicken salad is pretty awesome
Commented on San Francisco Giants band together to score run, still lose. on Apr 20 2014, 3:08a - 1 reply
Dunno about "superior"
Commented on San Francisco Giants band together to score run, still lose. on Apr 20 2014, 2:47a
I'm doing a stats masters starting next year!
Commented on San Francisco Giants band together to score run, still lose. on Apr 20 2014, 2:38a - 1 reply
More career fWAR than Hall of Famer Barry Zito, so no question
Commented on San Francisco Giants band together to score run, still lose. on Apr 20 2014, 2:26a
Oh, never mind
Commented on San Francisco Giants band together to score run, still lose. on Apr 20 2014, 2:24a - 2 replies
Didn't the Dodgers vote for the DH as well?
Commented on San Francisco Giants band together to score run, still lose. on Apr 20 2014, 2:21a - 2 replies
At least they aren't in the Cult of the DH
Commented on San Francisco Giants band together to score run, still lose. on Apr 20 2014, 2:18a - 1 reply
your a antler
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 10:52p - 1 reply
I don't want Mike Stanton
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 10:38p - 1 reply
Grand Stanton?
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 10:36p - 1 reply
That bad transfer rule is weird
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 10:30p - 2 replies
"Endearing haplessness" sounds more like the Mets than the Padres
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 9:50p - 1 reply
lol barves
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 9:47p
Yup, they pinch-hit for him
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 9:42p - 1 reply
I wonder if Kimbrel can pitch 2 innings
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 9:40p - 2 replies
So LOL EVERYONE, basically
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 9:36p - 1 reply
What the hell happened here
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 9:33p - 2 replies
Oh wait, it's "Putkonen"
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 9:23p - 1 reply
Holy shit, the Tigers have a pitcher named Luke Petkonen?
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 9:23p - 1 reply
what is a rene rivera
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 9:18p
Given its conservation status, I think it's rather approriate that Oklahoma's state amphibian is the Bullfrog
Commented on The promise of Yasiel Puig on Apr 16 2014, 7:43p - 1 reply
nah, scissor-tailed flycatcher is the real villian
Commented on The promise of Yasiel Puig on Apr 16 2014, 7:40p - 1 reply
Sometimes, The Economist is pretty clever
Commented on The promise of Yasiel Puig on Apr 16 2014, 7:33p
Well, everybody else in the history of baseball besides Chris Davis has taken steroids, so he's basically tied for the all-time lead
Commented on The promise of Yasiel Puig on Apr 16 2014, 7:32p - 1 reply
I support sending Perez down
Commented on The promise of Yasiel Puig on Apr 16 2014, 7:28p - 3 replies
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Commented on Beat LA Thread 3 on Apr 16 2014, 2:35a
If Belt strikes out here, he'll be benched for like a month
Commented on Beat LA Thread 3 on Apr 16 2014, 2:34a
Actually, no
Commented on Beat LA Thread 3 on Apr 16 2014, 2:28a
K, lineout
Commented on Beat LA Thread 3 on Apr 16 2014, 2:28a - 2 replies
now the LIDP
Commented on Beat LA Thread 3 on Apr 16 2014, 2:26a
To get to a power hitter and speed threat like Dee Gordon?
Commented on Beat LA Thread 2 on Apr 16 2014, 12:39a - 1 reply
u wot m8
Commented on Self-promotion for a gameless night on Apr 15 2014, 1:57a - 1 reply
casillas is unrated
Commented on Self-promotion for a gameless night on Apr 15 2014, 1:55a - 1 reply
madrid
Commented on Self-promotion for a gameless night on Apr 15 2014, 1:52a - 1 reply
nice job, japan
Commented on Self-promotion for a gameless night on Apr 15 2014, 1:51a - 1 reply
This, I guess?
Commented on Self-promotion for a gameless night on Apr 15 2014, 1:48a - 2 replies
I don't!
Commented on Self-promotion for a gameless night on Apr 15 2014, 1:45a - 1 reply
what to both of those
Commented on Self-promotion for a gameless night on Apr 15 2014, 1:44a - 1 reply
Why?
Commented on Self-promotion for a gameless night on Apr 15 2014, 1:37a - 1 reply
On the other end of the silly BABIP spectrum
Commented on Brandon Crawford helps Giants walk off against Rockies on Apr 14 2014, 2:48a - 1 reply
Like Pedro Alvarez, except with a 30% BB rate
Commented on Brandon Crawford helps Giants walk off against Rockies on Apr 14 2014, 2:46a
Jose Bautista currently has a 190 wRC+ with a .130 BABIP
Commented on Brandon Crawford helps Giants walk off against Rockies on Apr 14 2014, 2:43a - 5 replies
Rosario has a severe case of the Belt shoulders
Commented on Brandon Crawford helps Giants walk off against Rockies on Apr 13 2014, 10:31p
Even by ERA alone, he's had at least three fine years
Commented on Brandon Crawford helps Giants walk off against Rockies on Apr 13 2014, 10:06p - 1 reply
And the elevated BABIP
Commented on Brandon Crawford helps Giants walk off against Rockies on Apr 13 2014, 9:55p - 3 replies
He has a 110 wRC+ in 40 PAs, so that's cool, I guess
Commented on Brandon Crawford helps Giants walk off against Rockies on Apr 13 2014, 9:53p - 2 replies
the Yankees infield is so atrocious
Commented on Brandon Crawford helps Giants walk off against Rockies on Apr 13 2014, 9:41p - 1 reply
Wait, they're out of players in the 5th?
Commented on Brandon Crawford helps Giants walk off against Rockies on Apr 13 2014, 9:37p - 1 reply
that's amazing
Commented on Brandon Crawford helps Giants walk off against Rockies on Apr 13 2014, 9:37p - 1 reply
Yeah, that sounds about right
Commented on Brandon Crawford helps Giants walk off against Rockies on Apr 13 2014, 9:29p
The 49ers are not having a great offseason, media-wise
Commented on Brandon Crawford helps Giants walk off against Rockies on Apr 13 2014, 9:27p - 1 reply
Sig'ing that, at least for a little while
Commented on Brandon Crawford helps Giants walk off against Rockies on Apr 13 2014, 8:11p - 1 reply
oh my god that's glorious
Commented on Brandon Crawford helps Giants walk off against Rockies on Apr 13 2014, 8:10p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Matt Cain rocked for one run, Giants unable to recover on Apr 12 2014, 8:38p
BBrandon
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/12 on Apr 12 2014, 6:33p
The grocery store manager must have been one sadistic motherfucker
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/12 on Apr 12 2014, 5:57p
If you've never listened to that song, I encourage you to do so
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/12 on Apr 12 2014, 5:56p - 3 replies
No Subject
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/12 on Apr 12 2014, 5:55p - 2 replies
His average is still above the Zito Line, at least
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/12 on Apr 12 2014, 5:44p
Well, at least the Giants aren't being no-hit
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/12 on Apr 12 2014, 4:59p
get out of narrative-land
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/12 on Apr 12 2014, 4:54p - 1 reply
To channel Owlcroft, I'd say that inning was entirely credible
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/12 on Apr 12 2014, 4:44p
It also might mean that he's bad for realz, though
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/12 on Apr 12 2014, 4:34p
Tantrums? Really?
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/12 on Apr 12 2014, 4:28p
It's a crown possession of the Kingdom of Typing
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/12 on Apr 12 2014, 4:26p - 1 reply
oh god
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/12 on Apr 12 2014, 4:09p
The Giants need to poach Brandon Barnes somehow
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/12 on Apr 12 2014, 3:21p
Hey, boys and girls
Commented on Madison Bumgarner hits snot out of the ball, rockets Giants to victory over Rockies on Apr 12 2014, 2:55p - 1 reply
Kirk Gibson with a gigantic, ridiculously phallic stogie is an awesome mental image
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/11 on Apr 11 2014, 9:45p
GO FOR THE TRIPLE-DOUBLE, MORSE
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/10 on Apr 11 2014, 1:13a
FUCK
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/10 on Apr 11 2014, 1:06a
The entire Warriors?
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/10 on Apr 11 2014, 12:58a - 1 reply
now the grand slam
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/10 on Apr 11 2014, 12:58a - 1 reply
Well, okay, the Rays are close, but only because they employ Josh Lueke
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/10 on Apr 11 2014, 12:55a
The Diamondbacks are my least favorite team in baseball, and it really isn't close
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/10 on Apr 11 2014, 12:54a - 1 reply
Their eyebrows are freaklshly precise
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/10 on Apr 11 2014, 12:52a - 1 reply
fuck the diamondbacks
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/10 on Apr 11 2014, 12:50a - 1 reply
Bullpen day!
Commented on Nine early stats for the 2014 Giants on Apr 10 2014, 8:15p - 1 reply
It kind of looks like blood in that photo
Commented on Nine early stats for the 2014 Giants on Apr 10 2014, 8:14p - 2 replies
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