Santa_cup

MouthGuard

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Are you fricking kidding me?

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{...scary number of STH sheepishly nod their heads in approval}
Commented on 5 challenges facing the next head coach of the Nashville Predators on Apr 18 2014, 8:23p
It's such an incredibly entertaining program as a whole. Even if you don't like hockey, it's fun to watch. The intros, the between-period segments.
Commented on 5 challenges facing the next head coach of the Nashville Predators on Apr 18 2014, 8:18p
Very cool of you to give him his space. It's the most precious gift a fan can give his/her idol.
Commented on 5 challenges facing the next head coach of the Nashville Predators on Apr 18 2014, 8:09p - 2 replies
Me three, but no way can you compare Grapes with Rats!!!
Commented on 5 challenges facing the next head coach of the Nashville Predators on Apr 18 2014, 8:05p
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Commented on NHL Playoffs: Detroit Red Wings vs Boston Bruins Preview on Apr 18 2014, 8:02p
Yeah he was always a dingus but the Mercury News and Comcast have humored him and kept him around. He has his "fans", apparently.
Commented on 5 challenges facing the next head coach of the Nashville Predators on Apr 18 2014, 5:54p - 1 reply
2 goals isn't a huge lead in hockey with over 15 minutes left. Everybody agreed the Kings were dangerous in that last period (the Sharks themselves and Sharks broadcasters most of all!), largely because the Sharks ALLOWED them to be.
Commented on NHL Playoffs: Los Angeles Kings vs San Jose Sharks Preview on Apr 18 2014, 5:03p
Turned over/lost the puck entirely. I would call that Del Zastrous. I said to myself for sure you're not playing tomorrow night and for sure he did not.
Commented on Thursday's Dump & Chase: Defense Wins Championships on Apr 18 2014, 4:14p
Oh, NOW it all makes sense!!!
Commented on 5 challenges facing the next head coach of the Nashville Predators on Apr 18 2014, 3:14p - 1 reply
"Jumbo" Shrimp admitted last night post-game that they {predictably} sat back on their heels in the third period and allowed the Kings to ALMOST CATCH UP when they had a 5-goal lead!!!
Commented on NHL Playoffs: Los Angeles Kings vs San Jose Sharks Preview on Apr 18 2014, 2:58p - 1 reply
Greetingggkkkssss, Nurshweel! Ilya Bryzgalov here!
Commented on NHL Playoffs: Minnesota Wild vs Colorado Avalanche Preview on Apr 17 2014, 10:17p
for Los Angeles Kings
Voted on Apr 17 2014, 10:03p
Gentlemen, Start Your Engines!
Commented on NHL Playoffs: Los Angeles Kings vs San Jose Sharks Preview on Apr 17 2014, 10:00p - 1 reply
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Commented on 5 challenges facing the next head coach of the Nashville Predators on Apr 17 2014, 8:28p
Ratto has 0.00 hockey credibility in this town anymore after Drew flamed him. He still has his newspaper column and he discusses sports in general, but hockey fans just fart in his general direction.
Commented on 5 challenges facing the next head coach of the Nashville Predators on Apr 17 2014, 8:23p - 1 reply
He was at his Del Zastrous best in Anal-heim and was thankfully itchy-scratchied the next night in San Whorese.
Commented on Thursday's Dump & Chase: Defense Wins Championships on Apr 17 2014, 8:13p - 1 reply
I'm WAY OBSESSED with EM-DASHES. But this shouldn't come as a surprise to any of you!!!
Commented on Thursday's Dump & Chase: Defense Wins Championships on Apr 17 2014, 8:12p - 1 reply
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Commented on Thursday's Dump & Chase: Defense Wins Championships on Apr 17 2014, 8:10p - 1 reply
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Commented on Thursday's Dump & Chase: Defense Wins Championships on Apr 17 2014, 6:25p - 1 reply
Eeeuuuhh, hell YEAH there was more to his "healthy" scratches. He had a road map's worth of dirty French mani scratches on his back, too!!! (nyuk nyuk nyuk)
Commented on Thursday's Dump & Chase: Defense Wins Championships on Apr 17 2014, 4:25p
AWESOME EPICNESS. HOORAY INTERNETS. !!!
Commented on Thursday's Dump & Chase: Defense Wins Championships on Apr 17 2014, 4:16p
Well Hello, Mr. Soul...
Commented on Thursday's Dump & Chase: Defense Wins Championships on Apr 17 2014, 4:12p - 2 replies
Made you look!!! ;) The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 17 2014, 3:57p
Is it okay to admit you have to go to the bathroom, or is that too much information?
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 11:05p - 1 reply
Which kind? The regular creme eggs or caramel (my favorite)?
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 11:05p - 1 reply
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Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 11:04p
Yeah but no but yeah but. We kicked their butts 12 days ago. I saw for myself. It was surreal.
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 10:59p - 1 reply
Three's Company!
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 10:56p
Oh, I wouldn't necessarily underestimate our company!!! ;) This is perfect, btw! Rec+++++
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 10:53p - 1 reply
Typo. My bad!
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 10:49p - 1 reply
Aeroflot flies here! It's a long way but it's worth it. Come in October (our summer). Let's see what the schedule looks like...
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 10:48p
Nope. But he grows man boobs. Bonus?
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 10:46p
ANAL -1. ASS - 0.
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 10:46p - 1 reply
Well sheet.
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 10:42p
How? In a sex toy? Seriously. TSA will confiscate it!!! :(
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 10:42p - 1 reply
New World Market - BOOM!
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 10:38p - 2 replies
Now I want some! :( I think there's a place in the Outer Richmond that has it, though. Must research directly!!!
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 10:32p - 3 replies
It sounds sublime. I will never turn down cheese unless it's blue. No mas.
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 10:30p
It's more about being sharp and quick than being smart. And being able to retain a lot of random information.
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 10:17p
It's random questions fired at you and you only have a few seconds to answer before the next one comes.
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 10:05p
Braided cheese? Do you eat it with a scrunchie? I tease, I tease...
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 10:02p - 1 reply
You just taught me a lot - please, keep talking. Keep me from posting fugly photos that will get me into trouble. I implore you!
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 10:01p
Another full disclosure (sometimes I tell, just not all!): I came within 3 questions of being a Jeopardy contestant.
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 9:58p - 2 replies
$$$ Can you say "ProActiv" and "Rogaine"? I knew you could! $$$
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 9:50p - 1 reply
Speaking of Chili, It's T-Minus 45 Minutes Before We Get To See These Two Steaming Hot Bowls of... I know these are big, but these guys need all the help they can get. Believe me!!!
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 9:49p - 1 reply
Do we want to know what Bert's Best Bowl of Chili is? Without several pitchers' headstart of something? Eeek.
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 9:44p - 1 reply
And now you know: Sometimes, I channel Regis. SOMETIMES. ;)
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 9:40p - 1 reply
I know this is big, but. It's appropriate. !!!
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 9:33p - 1 reply
LOL - "Squirted" - :) Wouldn't it be perfect if his dementia totally took over and he screamed, "FARTED!!!" ???
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 9:32p - 1 reply
Points for spelling that line correctly. No really. A fat-ass gold star for you. That was hard!!!
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 9:00p
Not a fan of Captain Boo-Boo Kitteh, eh?
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 8:58p
"Cam Fowler... Wears bifocals. Does NOT wear padded in-soles for his flat feet."
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 8:56p - 1 reply
"Cam Fowler... Said hi to him today at morning skate. He said hi back."
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 8:55p - 1 reply
"Cam Fowler... Allergic to peanuts. NOT allergic to cashews. Developed a taste for them playing in Sweden during the lockout last year..."
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 8:54p - 1 reply
"Cam Fowler... Almost scored TWO GOALS on his Grandma's birthday last year when she was visiting from Windsor..."
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 8:53p - 1 reply
"Cam Fowler... Former Team Detroit Honeybaked Pork Chop All-Star when he was just FIFTEEN YEARS OLD..."
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 8:52p - 1 reply
St. Louis? Really? You think they'll pull out of their injury-induced funk? I have my doubts. Plus, they have a habit of choking right around now anyway.
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 8:49p - 1 reply
In Flower's Hot Tub. [see above]
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 8:45p
In Cam Fowler's direction, but of course!!! Yes, Sir-ee Bob!!!
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 8:44p - 1 reply
SO HAPPY FOR HIM.
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 8:42p - 1 reply
Okay, but how would you feel about seeing another Flower Hot Tub Cooldown?
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 8:41p - 1 reply
Truncated Series Title: ASS v. ANAL. ;)
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 8:35p - 1 reply
I'm looking forward to seeing DallASS and ANAL-heim rip each other new ones. :) Also, I would laugh my buttocks off if Detroit upended Boston this soon.
Commented on Stanley Cup Playoffs Game Thread: 3 games begin the chase on Apr 16 2014, 8:33p - 1 reply
Strong talking points outlined in this post, btw. This is a great "cheat sheet" for coaching candidates to check out prior to their interviews for this gig. :)
Commented on 5 challenges facing the next head coach of the Nashville Predators on Apr 16 2014, 8:05p - 1 reply
There have been way too many times when he's trying to make up for peoples' mistakes. Trying to do too much, because most of the time HE CAN. But it's not necessarily what's best for him or for the team.
Commented on 5 challenges facing the next head coach of the Nashville Predators on Apr 16 2014, 7:57p
Maybe you just need more abrasive, spunky, Emmy-award-winning TV broadcasters to CALL OUT these yahoos when they're caught in the act of whatever!
Commented on 5 challenges facing the next head coach of the Nashville Predators on Apr 16 2014, 7:50p - 1 reply
This is a joke, right? All of the above, plus $$$$. Mostly, wounded pride and panic because Sutes.
Commented on 5 challenges facing the next head coach of the Nashville Predators on Apr 16 2014, 7:39p
This isn't just about fancy stats. It's constructive analysis and it needs to be said, for the team's good and for the sake of the player: HE CAN'T DO EVERYTHING ALL BY HIMSELF ANYMORE. IT'S UNACCEPTABLE. HE'S A PLAYER, NOT THE TEAM.
Commented on 5 challenges facing the next head coach of the Nashville Predators on Apr 16 2014, 7:35p - 1 reply
He's a very special man. Every good thing has to come to an end. We can agree he has made an indelible mark on this franchise.
Commented on Nashville Predators News: Barry Trotz is Out as Head Coach on Apr 14 2014, 11:06p
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