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MouthGuard

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Are you fricking kidding me?

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Close, but no cigar compadre! This would be everybody's favorite perpetually-injured/soon-to-be-dropped ManWhore Adam "Burrito" Burish.
Commented on Nashville Predators News: Pekka Rinne to play for Finland at IIHF World Championships on Apr 23 2014, 4:45p
BUTHTed!!!
Commented on The Top 20 Most-Googled NHL Players on Apr 23 2014, 3:04a
Sorry/not sorry, but there's a Jamal Eyebrows vibe happening here too. You can see where Jamal's are way waxed, though and Andre's got full-on eyepubes...
Commented on The Top 20 Most-Googled NHL Players on Apr 22 2014, 6:49p
At least you're not clinging to those choices, though. Here we have two legendary bad boys who still think they're Medallion Men, if you will:
Commented on The Top 20 Most-Googled NHL Players on Apr 22 2014, 6:40p - 1 reply
This is not only one of the most relevant posts in the history of this blog, I think it should be UPDATED QUARTERLY and the (unacceptable) results should be flung at Preds' "PR" accordingly.
Commented on The Top 20 Most-Googled NHL Players on Apr 22 2014, 6:10p
He's a survivor, that's for sure. Separately, though - I am intrigued by the "dressed in his gear" part... ;)
Commented on The Top 20 Most-Googled NHL Players on Apr 22 2014, 6:07p - 2 replies
BOOM! Thanks, baby - your money's on the table!
Commented on Nashville Predators News: Pekka Rinne to play for Finland at IIHF World Championships on Apr 22 2014, 6:00p - 1 reply
The Mom Jeans are killing it on Google image search!!!
Commented on Nashville Predators News: Pekka Rinne to play for Finland at IIHF World Championships on Apr 22 2014, 5:55p - 1 reply
Speaking of tennis...
Commented on The Top 20 Most-Googled NHL Players on Apr 22 2014, 5:48p
And for some reason, if I type in "Dirk Hoag Shirtless" (purely as an experiment!), Google gives me a picture of
Commented on The Top 20 Most-Googled NHL Players on Apr 22 2014, 5:31p - 4 replies
Close, but no cigar compadre! How could you miss "dustin brown water bottle fail", "dustin brown can count to potato" and my personal favorite, "dustin brown speech impediment"???
Commented on The Top 20 Most-Googled NHL Players on Apr 22 2014, 5:21p
Notoriously tightwad team when it comes to accommodations. Just generally.
Commented on Sunday's Dump & Chase: Blue Jackets Win Double-Overtime Thriller! on Apr 22 2014, 5:00p
Fast forward to the Preds in a year if Cyclops hires Lavvy!!!
Commented on The Top 20 Most-Googled NHL Players on Apr 22 2014, 4:29p
He grabs all of them, smears/crumbles them, type-casts them, and then they quit on him, just like in the best-selling children's book!!!
Commented on The Top 20 Most-Googled NHL Players on Apr 22 2014, 4:27p - 1 reply
Just as well. It would just delay his shopping trip to Capri, anyway.
Commented on Nashville Predators News: Pekka Rinne to play for Finland at IIHF World Championships on Apr 22 2014, 4:21p - 1 reply
I shall take it under advisement. My alters/legal counselors have consistently advised against it, however...
Commented on Nashville Predators News: Pekka Rinne to play for Finland at IIHF World Championships on Apr 22 2014, 4:14p - 1 reply
Odd pictures of them, or just pictures of them eating? With or without their clothes?
Commented on Nashville Predators News: Pekka Rinne to play for Finland at IIHF World Championships on Apr 22 2014, 3:35p - 1 reply
LAVVY WILL, THOUGH!!! YOU CAN COUNT ON IT/WAGER ON IT/DEPEND ON IT YESSIRREE BOB!!!
Commented on The Top 20 Most-Googled NHL Players on Apr 22 2014, 3:32p - 2 replies
Any athlete, really. The irony? The hot potato search term really is BOYFRIEND. ;) They ain't dreaming, either. They're just horny, bored and curious.
Commented on The Top 20 Most-Googled NHL Players on Apr 22 2014, 3:25p
Cheeseborgs.
Commented on Nashville Predators News: Pekka Rinne to play for Finland at IIHF World Championships on Apr 22 2014, 3:18p
MEENSK SUCKS, NURSHWEEL. MEENSK SUCKS!!! BETTER THAN MEENY, THOUGH!!!
Commented on Nashville Predators News: Pekka Rinne to play for Finland at IIHF World Championships on Apr 22 2014, 3:17p - 2 replies
Headlining at last!!!
Commented on Nashville Predators News: Pekka Rinne to play for Finland at IIHF World Championships on Apr 22 2014, 3:12p - 1 reply
They forgot 'mike fisher chipmunk rescue', 'mike fisher chipmunk attack' and 'mike fisher spitting'...
Commented on The Top 20 Most-Googled NHL Players on Apr 22 2014, 11:35a - 2 replies
Yeah if you needed even more proof that it's all down to East Coast bias... West really is best, though! Clicking is one thing!
Commented on The Top 20 Most-Googled NHL Players on Apr 22 2014, 11:33a
It's time and I certainly hope so. Cornholio paid his penance. I hate the Sharks but they will argue they missed Cornholio. So the Wild should go without Norman Bates for the rest of playoffs.
Commented on Sunday's Dump & Chase: Blue Jackets Win Double-Overtime Thriller! on Apr 22 2014, 3:37a - 1 reply
FIGURES. MAKES TOTAL FREAKING DISGUSTING SENSE. BEARS ON PARADE.
Commented on Sunday's Dump & Chase: Blue Jackets Win Double-Overtime Thriller! on Apr 22 2014, 3:35a
Ew.
Commented on Sunday's Dump & Chase: Blue Jackets Win Double-Overtime Thriller! on Apr 22 2014, 3:33a
Willy skates warmups without his lid. He survived like two years of college. He can fake a Boston accent on a good day.
Commented on Sunday's Dump & Chase: Blue Jackets Win Double-Overtime Thriller! on Apr 22 2014, 3:25a
There's a back story here but I'll get in trubble if I say it.
Commented on Sunday's Dump & Chase: Blue Jackets Win Double-Overtime Thriller! on Apr 22 2014, 3:18a - 2 replies
Why couldn't he just suck it up and adjust? What was the problem?
Commented on Sunday's Dump & Chase: Blue Jackets Win Double-Overtime Thriller! on Apr 21 2014, 9:57p - 1 reply
"Rejected by weasels because of their hairless bodies, they had to return to the world of men where they were forced to sell their parents as coats for money!!!"
Commented on Sunday's Dump & Chase: Blue Jackets Win Double-Overtime Thriller! on Apr 21 2014, 9:28p
Much better!!!
Commented on Sunday's Dump & Chase: Blue Jackets Win Double-Overtime Thriller! on Apr 21 2014, 9:21p
You are correct, Sir.
Commented on Sunday's Dump & Chase: Blue Jackets Win Double-Overtime Thriller! on Apr 21 2014, 9:19p
Bit of a weasel? He's a full-on weasel and has said way worse! But he doesn't pretend to be a gentleman out there.
Commented on Sunday's Dump & Chase: Blue Jackets Win Double-Overtime Thriller! on Apr 21 2014, 9:17p - 2 replies
Very true - hence, the cycle of thuggery/retaliation continues. Because nobody will
Commented on Sunday's Dump & Chase: Blue Jackets Win Double-Overtime Thriller! on Apr 21 2014, 9:09p - 1 reply
Agree, but the problem is St. Louis has a reputation for instigating/thuggery and it's playoffs so teams think they have even more license to retaliate.
Commented on Sunday's Dump & Chase: Blue Jackets Win Double-Overtime Thriller! on Apr 21 2014, 9:03p - 1 reply
I had my doubts last year but now I think I might have to go ahead and agree with you.
Commented on Sunday's Dump & Chase: Blue Jackets Win Double-Overtime Thriller! on Apr 21 2014, 8:55p - 1 reply
Yeah - the reason Sutter left Quick in is because he wanted the D's to suffer because the slaughter was mostly their fault. He didn't want to appear to pin it on Quick two games in a row.
Commented on Sunday's Dump & Chase: Blue Jackets Win Double-Overtime Thriller! on Apr 21 2014, 8:52p - 1 reply
Yeah - he has blown too many all-access party passes from too many bouncers, as this point. His luck is running out.
Commented on Sunday's Dump & Chase: Blue Jackets Win Double-Overtime Thriller! on Apr 21 2014, 8:44p
No sheet!!! :)
Commented on Sunday's Dump & Chase: Blue Jackets Win Double-Overtime Thriller! on Apr 21 2014, 8:37p
Not you - TAUNT!!! ;)
Commented on Sunday's Dump & Chase: Blue Jackets Win Double-Overtime Thriller! on Apr 21 2014, 8:30p - 1 reply
He is the Worst of the Worst. But at the end of the day, the joke's on him. How come? Because he gets to go home to a narcissistic tranny.
Commented on Sunday's Dump & Chase: Blue Jackets Win Double-Overtime Thriller! on Apr 21 2014, 8:28p - 1 reply
LUKE SCHENN???? "Vital to (his) team's success"???? ???? ???? WHAT SUCCESS???? AND, REALLY????
Commented on Sunday's Dump & Chase: Blue Jackets Win Double-Overtime Thriller! on Apr 21 2014, 8:14p - 1 reply
{...scary number of STH sheepishly nod their heads in approval}
Commented on 5 challenges facing the next head coach of the Nashville Predators on Apr 18 2014, 8:23p
It's such an incredibly entertaining program as a whole. Even if you don't like hockey, it's fun to watch. The intros, the between-period segments.
Commented on 5 challenges facing the next head coach of the Nashville Predators on Apr 18 2014, 8:18p
Very cool of you to give him his space. It's the most precious gift a fan can give his/her idol.
Commented on 5 challenges facing the next head coach of the Nashville Predators on Apr 18 2014, 8:09p - 2 replies
Me three, but no way can you compare Grapes with Rats!!!
Commented on 5 challenges facing the next head coach of the Nashville Predators on Apr 18 2014, 8:05p
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Commented on NHL Playoffs: Detroit Red Wings vs Boston Bruins Preview on Apr 18 2014, 8:02p
Yeah he was always a dingus but the Mercury News and Comcast have humored him and kept him around. He has his "fans", apparently.
Commented on 5 challenges facing the next head coach of the Nashville Predators on Apr 18 2014, 5:54p - 1 reply
2 goals isn't a huge lead in hockey with over 15 minutes left. Everybody agreed the Kings were dangerous in that last period (the Sharks themselves and Sharks broadcasters most of all!), largely because the Sharks ALLOWED them to be.
Commented on NHL Playoffs: Los Angeles Kings vs San Jose Sharks Preview on Apr 18 2014, 5:03p
Turned over/lost the puck entirely. I would call that Del Zastrous. I said to myself for sure you're not playing tomorrow night and for sure he did not.
Commented on Thursday's Dump & Chase: Defense Wins Championships on Apr 18 2014, 4:14p
Oh, NOW it all makes sense!!!
Commented on 5 challenges facing the next head coach of the Nashville Predators on Apr 18 2014, 3:14p - 1 reply
"Jumbo" Shrimp admitted last night post-game that they {predictably} sat back on their heels in the third period and allowed the Kings to ALMOST CATCH UP when they had a 5-goal lead!!!
Commented on NHL Playoffs: Los Angeles Kings vs San Jose Sharks Preview on Apr 18 2014, 2:58p - 1 reply
Greetingggkkkssss, Nurshweel! Ilya Bryzgalov here!
Commented on NHL Playoffs: Minnesota Wild vs Colorado Avalanche Preview on Apr 17 2014, 10:17p
for Los Angeles Kings
Voted on Apr 17 2014, 10:03p
Gentlemen, Start Your Engines!
Commented on NHL Playoffs: Los Angeles Kings vs San Jose Sharks Preview on Apr 17 2014, 10:00p - 1 reply
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Commented on 5 challenges facing the next head coach of the Nashville Predators on Apr 17 2014, 8:28p
Ratto has 0.00 hockey credibility in this town anymore after Drew flamed him. He still has his newspaper column and he discusses sports in general, but hockey fans just fart in his general direction.
Commented on 5 challenges facing the next head coach of the Nashville Predators on Apr 17 2014, 8:23p - 1 reply
He was at his Del Zastrous best in Anal-heim and was thankfully itchy-scratchied the next night in San Whorese.
Commented on Thursday's Dump & Chase: Defense Wins Championships on Apr 17 2014, 8:13p - 1 reply
I'm WAY OBSESSED with EM-DASHES. But this shouldn't come as a surprise to any of you!!!
Commented on Thursday's Dump & Chase: Defense Wins Championships on Apr 17 2014, 8:12p - 1 reply
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