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MouthGuard

  • joined May 18, 2010
  • last login Jul 16, 2014
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Are you fricking kidding me?

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Eeeny MEANY Minny Mo: Ilya's "MEANY" Preview

Greetingggzz, Nurshweel! Ilya Bryzgalov here! ©MouthGuard Me and my BFF MouthGuardzzz are here in beautifils, bustling downtown metropolitan Anal-heim, CA! Sexy, yes? ©MouthGuard ©...

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OTF Battle Of The Blingees: Sochi Olblingpics Edition

Yes, it's back. Not that you deserve another awesome chance to win crazy stupendous prizes of which you are not even remotely worthy, but it's THE OLYMPICS. They only come around every four...

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OTF Battle Of The Blingees: Dallas Stars, Episode One - Blingee Knows Best!

The Voters Have Spoken. The Numbers Do Not Lie. JBoogie22 is your OTF Dallas Stars Battle Of the Blingees Champion!!! Dan Swag Ellis Congratulations, JBoogie22!!! You killed it, and...

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Battle Of The Blingees: Dallas Edition - Who's It Gonna Be?

Greetingggkkks, Nurshweel!!! Ilya Bryzgalov here, with MouthGuard - High Priestess of Blinggkkees: ©MouthGuard You cannot see me, nyet? Here, try this: ©MouthGuard I'm meedget clown guy on...

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Uncensored GMDP Speedo Cavortage Footage From BOG Meeting At Pebble Beach!!! LOOK LOOK LOOK!!!!

©MouthGuard Alright so I made you look, okay? Somehow, I always knew this photo would come in handy SOMEDAY. This is an actual photograph taken from Pebble Beach/Carmel (you're looking AT...

Join The Battle Of The Blingees!

"Give me your tired, your poor,Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free…" Emma Lazarus (The Statue of Liberty)"GIMME ME YOUR BLINGEES!!!" MouthGuard (Lollipopelier.) HOW? Battle of the...

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Preds/Flyers Preview: Which .38 Special Is A Hartnell?

So, tomorrow has FINALLY ARRIVED, everybody!!! The day the ENTIRE HOCKEY PRESS HAS BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE JULY, 2012!!! The Preds and Flyers are are finally meeting face-to-face, in person, and...

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Preds/Pens Preview: Game of Thrones

"The dark descends through the promised land... ©MouthGuard "Down kingdom come and the acid ban... ©MouthGuard "I'm bad alone, burned inside out... ©MouthGuard "Nothin' to kill it, I...

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33+25+13 = Put Some Clothes On, Denver!

Two Words, Nurshweel: Colin Weelson! ©MouthGuard Ilya Bryzgalov, here, with MouthGuard and lucky teddy bear Mortimer. We are still in disguise but not as afeered tonight! ©MouthGuard Like...

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There’s absolutely nothing to see or do in Denver

One OTF reader provides the most unusual Nashville Predators/Colorado Avalanche preview that you'll ever see...

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Preds/Avs: An Intimate/Weird Take On An Awkward/Weird New Rivalry

So I was at Friday's ghastly, ominous, craptacular excuse for a sophomore season debut against Colorado at the Pepsi Center. I was pretty close to everything: The good, the bad and the FUGLY. ...

Bloody Caesars On The House At Rogers Arena

via i50.tinypic.com For one night, I thought I'd turn the game recap over to someone else... enjoy! - Dirk If you had to choose, would want a Pope or an Emperor? Discuss amongst yourselves,...

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