This man doesn't pull punches. To say he's pretty direct understates the case. To say he's just pretty overstates your eyesight.

He has his own blog....Smokin' Fastball. you can find it at www.smokinfastball.blogspot.com
Blogsite motto: "don't let anything fast get by you unless, of course, it has an unpleaseant odor"

Vital statistics:
Name: Yelvington Smorkfinder
Age: Smell like cheese, must be old
Height: 6'4" when standing on a 2' cigar box
Weight: 220 all muscle (yeah head, too, smartnose)
Eyes: both
Hair: Wild
Resemblance to well known person: No