MrBungle

• joined Nov 19, 2008
• last login May 16, 2013
• posts 3
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My interests include crochet, nanotechnology and ancient Chinese cave paintings. I eschew technology much the same way a conservative would eschew common sense. I've a been a fan of the Bulls ever since Will Perdue, a magnificent 7 foot specimen from Vanderbilt University, carried the Bulls to what would ultimately be their first series of Three-peats.

I am the son of an austere immigrant watch maker. You could probably call me an "avid sports fan" if by "avid sports fan" you mean someone who occasionally glances at the box scores. I am shooting for the lofty goal of having my very own SB Nation blog where I could sit back, write a couple of posts and rake in the money. Since pretty much all of the teams already have their own blog, perhaps an ancillary one such as Roast A Bull, The Chicago Bulls Cooking Blog might fit in quite nicely here at SB Nation. I can already envision thought provoking topics such as Meatloaf at 350F, a Disaster Waiting to Happen? or Oven Wars: Microwave vs Conventional.

As it is, I am currently waiting for my 99 weeks to end before entering the job market again. My current plight is due, in no small part, to the Party of "No." Admittedly, it is difficult to muster up too much hatred for conservatives as I am currently mired in a pool of apathy. Life just doesn't have that same ebullient quality once you swear off hookers and blow.