
MrBungle
Nov 19, 2008 May 31, 2012 3 1920
My interests include crochet, nanotechnology and ancient Chinese cave paintings. I eschew technology much the same way a conservative would eschew common sense. I've a been a fan of the Bulls ever since Will Perdue, a magnificent 7 foot specimen from Vanderbilt University, carried the Bulls to what would ultimately be their first series of Three-peats.
I am the son of an austere immigrant watch maker. You could probably call me an "avid sports fan" if by "avid sports fan" you mean someone who occasionally glances at the box scores. I am shooting for the lofty goal of having my very own SB Nation blog where I could sit back, write a couple of posts and rake in the money. Since pretty much all of the teams already have their own blog, perhaps an ancillary one such as Roast A Bull, The Chicago Bulls Cooking Blog might fit in quite nicely here at SB Nation. I can already envision thought provoking topics such as Meatloaf at 350F, a Disaster Waiting to Happen? or Oven Wars: Microwave vs Conventional.
As it is, I am currently waiting for my 99 weeks to end before entering the job market again. My current plight is due, in no small part, to the Party of "No." Admittedly, it is difficult to muster up too much hatred for conservatives as I am currently mired in a pool of apathy. Life just doesn't have that same ebullient quality once you swear off hookers and blow.
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Should we get ready for another White Flag Trade?
Okay, so we are 13 games into the season and the Sox are currently sitting at 4-9. If the Sox continue on their current pace they would finish the season at 72-90. So I guess it's time to start panicing, right? Well, not necessarily. A deeper look into some stats show that the Sox are simply on the wrong side of variance, as some would say. Pythagorean expecation would project a team with a run differentail of -2, as the Sox currently have, to be at or close to .500. To put things in perspective Toronto has a run differential of -1 yet their record is a respectable 7-6 and Boston who is also 4-9 has a run diffential of -19. So clearly, the Sox are not a 4-9 team.
Comparing Kobe to MJ is like comparing
The Bulls are playing well at the moment. Of course, that is to be expected when you are playing the Knicks, T-wovles and the Sixers. I suppose the debate will continue about whether getting rid of TT was a good move or not but I will leave that discussion for another place and another time. Anyways, it's time for a little bit of fun. I got this idea from an analogy in one of the other posts which I got a chuckle out of where someone dared to mention Kobe in the same sentence as God aka MJ. Sure, they both play basketball but the similarity ends there. I suppose Kobe has nearly won the same amount of titles that MJ did but statistically speaking, they are not even close. Kobe's best year in most offensive categories is still below what MJ averaged for his entire career in those same categories and MJ put these numbers up in an era where hand checking was allowed.
Not surprisingly, here in Orange County, it seems as if you can't go anywhere without some nascent Laker fan proclaiming Kobe as the best player ever. I find that in situations like these, analogies comes in handy. Spouting off random numbers may make the average fanboy's head spin but an analogy, now that's something anyone can understand. So below are some of the one's I have used before. Maybe some of the creative minds out there can come up with better ones or we can turn this into a MJ vs Kobe debate. After all, all is good in Blogabull land, well at least until the next losing streak.
Comparing Kobe with MJ is like comparing:
Sizzler to Chop House
Jeanie Garafalo to Megan Fox
New Coke to Coke Classic
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace to Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
King Drive to Lake Shore Drive
Keynesian economics to Austrian School economics
Bulls drinking game
Its the holidays and here's how to make Bulls games watchable while sipping your favorite beverage.
Take one sip
-Anytime Stacey's and Neil's banter gets a little too comfortable.
-Anytime there is a shot of VDN's hair.
-Anyime Hughes or Gordon forces up a shot.
-Anytime TT misses a jumpshot.
-Anytime they show a Luv-a-Bull
-Anytime the Bulls give up a layup or dunk.
Finish your drink
-Whenever Derrick Rose gets the ball back after passing it to Gordon
-Whenever Noce doesn't complain about a fouled called on him.
-If Deng scores more than 4 points in the 4th quarter or Overtime
-For a Red Kerr sighting
-If the Bulls score after VDN calls a timeout.
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