SB Nation User Blog: Murlock

The Best Play of the 2008-2009 Vikings Season.

Murlock — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 06:59:32 -0000

This was the most important play of the year. Our record was 0-2 and we were losing this game. Twas a season saver =D. Good bye, I must continue my trip to Gonzo Land. Good bye everybody, I've got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. Mama, ooohoohoo! Didn't mean to make ya cry! If I'm not back again this time tomorrow! Carry on, carry on. Cause nothing really matters.

Why Thy Vikings Shall NOT Get Favre

Murlock — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 23:13:36 -0000

Brett Favre had 22 touchdown passes and 22 interceptions with the New York Jets. The Jets were averaged 16th in passing yards that year in the league. Also, Favre failed to get the Jets to thy playoffs. Why the hell don't the Vikings just sign Danny Devito, or any other fat ass that doesn't know anything about football. Danny Devito is cheaper, and he'll just throw interceptions too. Brett Favre is turning 40 in October, and I highly doubt he'll be getting any better. DO NOT SIGN THIS RETARD. T-Jack has improved a whole bunch over 2 years and I think he'll be a promising QB for the Minnesota in thy future. Thank you for your time reading this. =)

Poll

Shall thy Vikings get Brett Favre?

No.

50 votes

50 votes | Poll has closed

Joe Mauer = MVP

Murlock — Wed, 27 May 2009 06:05:53 -0000

Anyone agree? This is thy part where I get 75 words so I can post this. Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean Kevin Dean

Poll

=D

Yes

33 votes

Narf

7 votes

40 votes | Poll has closed

A SMALL REQUEST TO CHRISTOPHER GATES.

Murlock — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 11:04:27 -0000

Hello Christopher, as a fellow Vikings fan I would like to ask you if you can send my family some Vikings clothing. I want to become a bigger fan but I have no dollars to buy attire with. My 4 year old daughter would like a Vikings sweater with no hood. All I have to wear is some ratty 1950's corduroy overalls. Please Christopher. If you would like to help me out please contact me. God bless you, Mr. Gates.

P.S. I know you might have a lot of cents because you may be related to Bill or Melinda. Also, thank you for your work in the U.S. Navy.

GONZO HAS SELECTED A CO WRITER FOR THE DAILY NORSEMAN

Murlock — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 05:31:01 -0000

Gonzo has chosen me, Murlock to blog daily about the beloved purple. I am very happy to have this wonderful honor. I have been a Vikings fan since 1972 and I would love to share my violet and yeller thoughts with ye. I shall continue my trip to Gonzo Land, where women instactively flock like the salmon of capostrono. Have a nice day ladies and gentlemen. I love you. Yall Vikings shall bird the beloved red birds on Zanthia and we will ride the eagles wings. Great Odin's Raven!

Poll

Am I Awesome?

No

58 votes

Yes

11 votes

69 votes | Poll has closed

The New Starting Quarterback For The Vikings

Murlock — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 04:03:24 -0000

My man Charles confirmed that the Vikings will start Tarvaris Frerotte on Sunday. Sorry for the confusion. I think we all should agree with Charles, as Charles has been a Vikings fan for a good 2 weeks. Here comes the part where I reach the 75 word limit for a fanpost.

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