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      <title>Things I learned from sitting in the Diamond Level</title>
      <link>http://www.athleticsnation.com/2009/9/22/1048012/things-i-learned-from-sitting-in</link>
      <author>Nate</author>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 08:57:15 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;So, pondering seeing a game in this penultimate series of the season, I was perusing StubHub when I found some comparatively inexpensive diamond level tickets on sale, ($72 vs a face value of $225.) Never having sat there before, I learned a few things.&lt;/p&gt;


  
&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Before the game, the grounds crew polishes home plate. I did not know that. They gave that sucker a thorough going-over.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The crowd sounds large. Maybe it's the acoustics of being at the bottom of a concrete bowl, but even tonight's tiny crowd (10,581 may have been how many tickets were sold, but I'd be shocked if much more than half of that number was actually in attendance) sounded loud.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The crowd might have sounded loud, but the Diamond Level wasn't. Near as I can tell, it's considered d&amp;eacute;class&amp;eacute; to chant &quot;Let's go Oak-land!&quot; Clapping is permitted, but only in a non-rhythmic fashion. Seriously, when someone, evidently not a regular, rode the ump about a call, the woman next to me said &quot;Are we going to have to listen to that all game?&quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Sitting 70 feet or so away from home plate at a 15 degree angle gave me no clearer idea of the strike zone than I'd get from the bleachers.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Which means I have something in common with Laz Diaz.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The food isn't actually any better than what you get in the rest of the park. It seems like the same Aramark junk food, albeit with a couple of salads and a lobster roll (needed more butter) on the menu.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Baseball knowledge is hit or miss in the folks seated there. The woman seated next to me knew that the woman and baby two rows behind me were &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/players/31125/Landon_Powell&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Landon Powell&lt;/a&gt;'s wife and child, but insisted that tonight was not &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/players/33562/Henry_Rodriguez&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Henry Rodriguez&lt;/a&gt;'s ML debut, and that he'd pitched for Oakland &quot;several times.&quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;They (stadium personnel) don't like it when, during the speech about not talking to or taking pictures of the players when you're in the tunnel (the tunnel to the Diamond Level is the same one the visiting team uses to get from the clubhouse to the field) you ask &quot;What if &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/players/145/Frank_Francisco&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Frank Francisco&lt;/a&gt; throws a chair at me?&quot;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/players/26/Bobby_Crosby&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Bobby Crosby&lt;/a&gt; didn't like it when, after &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/players/17/Travis_Buck&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Travis Buck&lt;/a&gt; struck out swinging at a pitch in the dirt, someone (not me, sadly. The dude that rode the umpire earlier) yelled &quot;Bobby, stop teaching Buck how to hit!&quot; Seriously, the glare Crosby gave the guy was priceless.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Sitting in the closest seats in the park does not make it suck less when your team gets whooped. In fact, it sucks even worse given that you paid a lot more money to see them stink.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Adding insult to injury, those of us still in our seats when the game ended had to wait until every last Ranger got their slow asses into the clubhouse before we were allowed to leave.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It was an interesting experience, and while I'm mocking portions of it for comedic value, there's something undeniably cool about &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/players/19/Jack_Cust&quot; class=&quot;sbn-auto-link&quot;&gt;Jack Cust&lt;/a&gt; swinging a bat a whopping 10 feet away from you. That said, baseball is baseball, and #10 is pretty much the sole point I have to make here. Even leaving aside the tailgate party and the company, I had a ton more fun on the last AN day sitting near the foul pole, watching a close game with a 9th inning walk-off, than I did tonight.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It's not how close you are to the plate or how much you paid for your ticket, it's the baseball that matters.&lt;/p&gt;

  


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      <author>Nate</author>
      <pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 07:45:51 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Cabrera at the Coliseum</title>
      <link>http://www.athleticsnation.com/2009/3/2/778519/cabrera-at-the-coliseum</link>
      <author>Nate</author>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 03:26:57 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;So, in the big Cabrera thread, someone pointed out his career .226/.265/.314 batting line at the Coliseum and wondered if we should be worried. Someone else pointed out that this sample was all of 151 plate appearances, and that no, we shouldn't be worried. Then it got into a discussion of just what pitchers it was that Cabrera was facing. The Big 3? Or, since he only joined the AL in 2004, someone else? Out of boredom, I thought I'd look up just who those PA's came against. So, in it's entirety, a list of the pitchers Cabrera has faced in Oakland in his career, how many times he's faced them, and what lines he put up against said pitchers:&lt;/p&gt;

  &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt; width: 90pt;&quot; width=&quot;120&quot;&gt;Barry Zito&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;width: 48pt;&quot; width=&quot;64&quot;&gt;.105&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;width: 48pt;&quot; width=&quot;64&quot;&gt;.105&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;tr height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;
&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Joe Blanton&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;18&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.250&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.333&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.313&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Dan Haren&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;17&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.313&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.313&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.375&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Rich Harden&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;12&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.273&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.333&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.273&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;tr height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;
&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Chad Gaudin&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;8&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.125&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Justin Duchscherer&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;5&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Esteban Loaiza&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;5&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.400&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.400&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.600&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Tim Hudson&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;5&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.500&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.600&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.500&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Dallas Braden&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;4&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.250&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.250&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.250&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;tr height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;
&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Kirk Saarloos&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;4&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Joe Kennedy&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;4&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Greg Smith&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;3&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.667&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.667&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;1.000&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Gio Gonzalez&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;3&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.333&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.333&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.333&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Kiko Calero&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;3&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.333&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.333&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.667&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Lenny DiNardo&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;3&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;tr height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;
&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Brad Halsey&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;3&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.333&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.333&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.333&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;tr height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;
&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Huston Street&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;3&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Mark Redman&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;3&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.333&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.333&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.667&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Mark Mulder&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;3&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.333&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.333&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.333&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Santiago Casilla&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Andrew Brown&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Ron Flores&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Octavio Dotel&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;2&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;tr height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;
&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Chad Bradford&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;2&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.500&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;
&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Arthur Rhodes&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;2&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.500&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;
&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Aaron Harang&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;2&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;1.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;1.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;2.000&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;tr height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;
&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;John Halama&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;2&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;1.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;1.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;1.000&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;tr height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;
&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Ricardo Rincon&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;1&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;XXX&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;1.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;XXX&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;
&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Joey Devine&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;1&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
&lt;td class=&quot;xl24&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;.000&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;td height=&quot;17&quot; style=&quot;height: 12.75pt;&quot;&gt;Chris Hammond&lt;/td&gt;
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      <author>Nate</author>
      <pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 05:41:43 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;I'd like to expound on this with relevant data from CHONE, UZR et cetera, but all the junk food I've eaten makes me tired, even if very little of it was tryptophan-laden turkey. Still, I'll try to do a good enough job of it to justify a FanPost rather than FanShot. A few things first:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The A's are a team on a budget.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;To compete, they need to seek out inefficiencies in the market, such as undervalued commodities.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Moneyball was about this search and not about a love affair with high-OBP sluggers with poor defense.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This should not be news to anyone reading this site. What is also likely not news is that high-OBP sluggers with poor defense seem to be the undervalued commodities of the season. What might be news is that the best way to improve the A's right now would be to sign another high-OBP slugger with poor defense.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We've discussed improving our shortstop position. Cabrera would be expensive, and would, in many people's opinions, not provide enough improvement for the cost. Outside of Cabrera, there don't seem to be a lot of options. Tejada has been mentioned, but he'd be even more expensive, and again it's questionable just how much improvement we'd see there. Also, Houston's front office appears inclined to continuing to pretend that they're a competitive team.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We've discussed improving our starting pitching. The problem there is that there just aren't a lot of great options. Sheets, easily the best pitcher left, will command a high price despite his injury history. The rest of the options seem to be various shades of mediocre, and for a team that places a premium on dollar value, free agent pitchers are about the least efficient way to improve your team.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So what's left to improve on? How about center field? There's no consensus that Sweeney, Denorfia or Cunningham are likely to be particularly good in 2009, nor is there anyone out there on the FA market likely to be any better. What is out there are guys like Dunn and Abreu, quality bats with lead gloves. This is the part I'm flaking on in this post, where I try and project the math, but what we'd lose in defense by dropping from Sweeney to Buck and from Buck to Dunn or Abreu, seems like it could be more than made up by the increase in offense that comes from Abreu or Dunn vs Sweeney. Off the top of my head, it seems like a 1-2 win increase in total.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or that could be all the Ruffles talking. This make sense to anyone else?&lt;/p&gt;

  
  


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&lt;p&gt;So, A's fan here. Over at &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.athleticsnation.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;AN&lt;/a&gt;, one of the most frequent discussions as of late has been how to improve at SS. Some of the options have of course been the earlier effort to sign Furcal, potential efforts to sign Orlando Cabrera, or simply not playing anyone there and having Chavez and Ellis cheat over towards the hole. One name that popped up a couple times in these discussions has been Tejada's. My first thoughts were 'too old, too expensive, declining offensive and defensive skills', but it was looking up the latter that got me wondering. As Astro fans know, he was actually a bit above average with the glove, and while his hitting dipped, it still wasn't &lt;b&gt;bad&lt;/b&gt; for a shortstop, (though it was kinda bad for $13M.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Having done that, I then looked at the Astros moves for this offseason, what players they were signing, etc. I'd imagine Astro fans don't need to be reminded of the less-than-spectacular set of acquisitions they'd made, nor would I be blamed for assuming that the Astros are not expecting to contend this year.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;With that in mind, I thought I'd ask Astro fans what they think the likelihood is that a Tejada trade might happen. Since you don't have a shortstop yourselves, (and there ain't much out there on the FA market, believe me,) presumably we would send Crosby back. He's not, y'know, good, but he's at least average defensively, and he saves you $8M versus Tejada. Also, he's not totally without upside. He's a right-handed pull hitter, so a power spike in Houston isn't entirely out of the question.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, my questions are, is this a possibility? How much more in terms of prospects would it take?&lt;/p&gt;

  
  


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&lt;p&gt;So amidst the Cabrera discussions (still: no) and the Michael Young discussions (hell no), Tejada's name kept popping up. My first thought was somewhere between Cabrera and Young, (i.e., between still no and hell no,) but looking more closely, I'm not so sure he's any worse of an option than Cabrera, maybe even a little better.&lt;/p&gt;
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  &lt;p&gt;The first thing to look at is last year's stats. Those...aren't encouraging. It makes it clear his power isn't remotely what it used to be. .435 SLG at home despite Houston's short porch, and he's even worse on the road. Also, 24 walks all season suggests that Mr. F-ing Swing at Everything has let what plate discipline he had fall by the wayside. Then of course there's his contract, which has the benefit of having just one year left on it, but we'd still be on the hook for $13M. And his defense...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It was looking up his defense that made me start to wonder. UZR had him at 5.3 runs above average last year. Now, UZR's been up and down on him, but here's what it says about his defense since he left Oakland:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2004: 8.4&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2005: -8.0&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2006: -0.6&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2007: -6.5&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2008: 5.3&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A bit of a mixed bag there, but that's not uncommon in looking at year-by-year fielding metrics. Overall, though, this suggests an average defensive shortstop, one who isn't necessarily experiencing a particularly sharp decline. It was while I was on fangraphs looking up his defense that I noticed his CHONE projection for 2009: .285/.337/.441. That's of course his projection as an Astro, but there's neutral park numbers as well: .281/.332/.426. You'd have to knock it down another notch for hitting in Oakland, but still, league average defense with a near-.750 OPS?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Could it be higher, even? I freely admit that it's at this part that my logic train leaps off the rails and I start thinking unconfirmable things like 'We know what an emotional player Miggy was' (and use of the nickname here means that my statistical analysis gene is no longer the dominant one), 'stick him on a contending team and I bet he'll hit better. And hey, isn't it his contract year, too?'&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There is, of course, the fact that Tejada in no way helps our pitching. Also, while his value isn't what it once was, Houston isn't going to just give him away.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, help me out here. In the event that Sheets is a no-go for whatever reason, this seems like a pretty good fallback option, but I can't be sure if I think that because it is or because I want to hear that old drumbeat again from left field.&lt;/p&gt;
  


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      <author>Nate</author>
      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:25:43 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;No, I get that Crosby's bad, I do, I certainly understood (and supported) the desire to replace him with Furcal. For the price the Dodgers got him for, I can also certainly see why we passed, assuming we were ever a serious consideration for Furcal in the first place. But once Furcal was taken off the board, it seems like a large segment of the population of AN decided that Cabrera was the next choice, and the reasoning for that eludes me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Crosby doesn't hit well, that's established, but Cabrera's BEST season with the bat was 2003 in Montreal, when he hit .297/.347/.460, and that was pretty clearly a career year. His second best year was 2001, with a line of .276/.324/.428. Does the phrase &quot;his best days are behind him&quot; seem appropriate? Since 2003, the highest single-season OPS he's had was .742. Last year he had a .705 OPS in one of the better hitter's parks in the American League.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What about his defense, you say? Well true, UZR had Cabrera as 14.2 runs above average at shortstop last year, which combined with the marginal improvement over Crosby in hitting would account for 2-2.5 wins of improvement, but IF and only IF his defense stayed at exactly that level. Is that a guarantee? Not remotely. Here Cabrera's UZR ratings over the past 7 years:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2002: 1.4&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2003: 6.4&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2004: -1.5&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2005: 24.6&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2006: -1.6&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2007: 9.7&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2008: 14.2&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In every one of those seasons, Cabrera played at least 141 games at short. Over this span he's averaged 7.6 runs above average, and the plain fact is that at age 34, he's going to be older and probably slower than he was in all of those seasons. Even if there's no drop-off due to age (not at all a guarantee), it's more likely to expect 1 win of improvement out of Cabrera's defense than 2, and it still leaves us with a hole in the batting order. Explain to me why that's worth paying millions and giving up a draft pick?&lt;/p&gt;

  
  


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      <author>Nate</author>
      <pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 01:41:29 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;We're going to see the return of a familiar name to the mound this Sunday. It's a name everyone on this site is exceedingly familiar with. I am writing this post to humbly urge everyone &lt;b&gt;not to use that name!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

  &lt;p&gt;In the world of theater, Shakespeare's play &lt;i&gt;MacBeth&lt;/i&gt; is known by the euphemism &quot;The Scottish play&quot;. A widespread superstition in the business is that the play is cursed. The mythical origins of this curse are varied. One legend says that in the original production, prop daggers were swapped for real daggers and an actor was killed. Others say the curse originated with the Three Witches, characters in the play. This story claims that the spells the characters cast were real spells taken from a witch's coven, and that coven, angered by the theft, put a curse on the play.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Of course, others have more prosaic explanations, pointing out that the play contains a large amount of fight scenes, providing more opportunity for mishap than your average play. Still, the theory persists that the play is cursed, to the point that even saying the name of the play can bring about bad luck on a set, even if the play being put on is something different entirely. Even when it is &lt;i&gt;this very play&lt;/i&gt; that is being produced, the cast will call it &quot;the Scottish play&quot;, and refer to the main characters as &quot;Mr. and Mrs. M.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It occurs to me that we too have someone prone to seemingly bizarre mishap every time he steps onto his stage. He'll be starting against Texas this Sunday. I probably can't convince the announcers or Texas' PA crew or anyone else not to say the name of the Canadian pitcher, but I think all of Athletics Nation should make an effort to try to do so.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Can we agree that he is the Canadian pitcher, and try our best to break this curse?&lt;/p&gt;
  


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      <author>Nate</author>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 04:01:51 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;So, out of morbid curiosity, I thought we'd let's take a quick look at a list of everyone who has been on the A's 25-man roster so far this season:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Starting pitchers: Dan Haren, Joe Blanton, Rich Harden, Chad Gaudin, Joe Kennedy, Dallas Braden, Colby Lewis&lt;br /&gt;
Relief pitchers: Huston Street, Justin Duchscherer, Kiko Calero, Alan Embree, Jay Witasick, Jay Marshall, Lenny DiNardo, Connor Robertson, Ron Flores&lt;br /&gt;
Catchers: Jason Kendall, Adam Melhuse&lt;br /&gt;
Infielders: Dan Johnson, Todd Walker, Mark Ellis, Bobby Crosby, Eric Chavez, Marco Scutaro&lt;br /&gt;
Outfielders: Milton Bradley, Nick Swisher, Shannon Stewart, Bobby Kielty, Travis Buck, Danny Putnam, Ryan Langerhans, Chris Snelling, Hiram Bocachica, Donnie Murphy&lt;br /&gt;
Designated Hitters: Mike Piazza, Jack Cust&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, 36 so far, with two more names coming onto the list soon in Kotsay and Loaiza.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is there some sort of record for number of player's on a team's 25-man roster before a certain date?&lt;/p&gt;



  

  


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&lt;p&gt;Kotsay: So once my back is better, then they're going to fix my left arm, my right leg, both knees and elbows, and I should be back in the lineup in no time.&lt;br /&gt;
Bradley: That's great, Mark...&lt;br /&gt;
Piazza: Okay folks, gather round. It's May 15th and that's rookie card day.&lt;br /&gt;
Swisher: What?&lt;br /&gt;
Piazza: Rookie card day. It's when you have to show everyone your rookie card.&lt;br /&gt;
Swisher: ...you're serious?&lt;br /&gt;
Piazza: Oh yeah, all the veterans know about it. Right guys?&lt;br /&gt;
Stewart: Definitely.&lt;br /&gt;
Loaiza: Si&lt;br /&gt;
Chavez: Yup.&lt;br /&gt;
Kotsay: Huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Bradley elbows Kotsay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Kotsay: Ow, I mean, yeah, totally. (Dude, you pushed my rehab back...)&lt;br /&gt;
Piazza: Ok, I'll start.&lt;/p&gt;



  &lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.homeruncards.com/imagesrc/piazzabow.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Piazza: That's me all the way back in 1992.&lt;br /&gt;
Swisher: We pretty much have to take your word on that.&lt;br /&gt;
Piazza: Hey, I was catching then. Catchers have their pictures taken with their gear on.&lt;br /&gt;
Kendall: Speak for yourself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.homeruncards.com/imagesrc/kendalltp.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Piazza: Huh, they told me I had to wear the mask.&lt;br /&gt;
Kendall: To be fair I am much prettier than you.&lt;br /&gt;
Buck: Here's mine!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.homeruncards.com/imagesrc/travis-buck.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Kotsay: It's certainly...accurate.&lt;br /&gt;
Buck: Yeah, they took it last week.&lt;br /&gt;
Kotsay: I think the point of this is being missed.&lt;br /&gt;
Kendall: Let's see your card, Mark?&lt;br /&gt;
Kotsay: ...Fine.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.homeruncards.com/imagesrc/mark-kotsay-bb.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;peals of laughter&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Bradley: What the hell is that supposed to be?&lt;br /&gt;
Kotsay: Argh. They were trying to be artsy or something.&lt;br /&gt;
Kendall: You're holding that bat like it's a giant penis.&lt;br /&gt;
Kotsay: Maybe you should take lessons Mr. .400 OPS, or is that what you've been-&lt;br /&gt;
Piazza: Knock it off! Jeez. Milt, show us your card.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.homeruncards.com/imagesrc/milton-bradley.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Swisher: You looked ticked even then.&lt;br /&gt;
Buck: What team is that?&lt;br /&gt;
Bradley: The Expos. I was drafted by the Expos.&lt;br /&gt;
Buck: &lt;strong&gt;blank stare&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Bradley: The Montreal Expos.&lt;br /&gt;
Buck: &lt;strong&gt;blank stare&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Bradley: In Canada.&lt;br /&gt;
Buck: I don't...&lt;br /&gt;
Swisher: He doesn't believe in Canada.&lt;br /&gt;
Bradley: He what?&lt;br /&gt;
Swisher: He thinks we're hazing the rookies when we talk about Canada.&lt;br /&gt;
Buck: Oh come on, I take the ribbing in good humor, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna buy these stories about a country full of people who like hockey.&lt;br /&gt;
Bradley: Where does he think Rich came from?&lt;br /&gt;
Buck: Rich is a cyborg.&lt;br /&gt;
Bradley: ...&lt;br /&gt;
Buck: He breaks a lot.&lt;br /&gt;
Bradley: That's...&lt;br /&gt;
Swisher: Danny, let's see yours.&lt;br /&gt;
Haren: Mine is awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.homeruncards.com/imagesrc/dan-haren.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Swisher: You look like a mafia enforcer in a uniform.&lt;br /&gt;
Kotsay: You look like you're eight feet tall.&lt;br /&gt;
Kendall: What did you have to give the cameraman to agree to take the shot like that?&lt;br /&gt;
Haren: ...just some tickets. And a bat signed by Mark McGwire.&lt;br /&gt;
Kendall: You had a bat signed by McGwire?&lt;br /&gt;
Haren: Well, technically it just had a signature that SAID Mark McGwire...&lt;br /&gt;
Loaiza: Esta mi:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.homeruncards.com/imagesrc/esteban-loaiza.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Swisher: Holy crap. Were you drafted when you were 15?&lt;br /&gt;
Loaiza: Diez y cinco. Diez y ocho. Es como...&lt;br /&gt;
Kotsay: Ok save it for A's Amigos there, compadre.&lt;br /&gt;
Loaiza: Puto.&lt;br /&gt;
Kotsay: Alan, let's see yours?&lt;br /&gt;
Embree: That's ok.&lt;br /&gt;
Kotsay: C'mon, it's your turn.&lt;br /&gt;
Embree: I'd really rather n-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;Kendall steals the card from Embree's locker&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Embree: HEY!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.homeruncards.com/imagesrc/embreeh.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Kendall: What the hell?&lt;br /&gt;
Kotsay: Um, what is...&lt;br /&gt;
Embree: I misunderstood.&lt;br /&gt;
Kotsay: Misunderstood?&lt;br /&gt;
Embree: They said we had a photo shoot. I was thinking GQ.&lt;br /&gt;
Kotsay: ...&lt;br /&gt;
Bradley: ...&lt;br /&gt;
Kendall: ...&lt;br /&gt;
Loaiza: Cabron&lt;br /&gt;
Bradley: Ok, let's see yours, Swish.&lt;br /&gt;
Swisher: I...musta left it in my other pants.&lt;br /&gt;
Bradley: Nuh-uh. Show.&lt;br /&gt;
Swisher: Awwww&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.homeruncards.com/imagesrc/nick-swisher.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Kendall: ...&lt;br /&gt;
Kotsay: ...&lt;br /&gt;
Loaiza: ...&lt;br /&gt;
Embree: ...&lt;br /&gt;
Haren: ...&lt;br /&gt;
Crosby: ...&lt;br /&gt;
Ellis: ...&lt;br /&gt;
Chavez: ...&lt;br /&gt;
Piazza: ...&lt;br /&gt;
Geren: ...&lt;br /&gt;
Beane: ...&lt;br /&gt;
Bradley: We meant &lt;em&gt;your&lt;/em&gt; rookie card, fool.&lt;br /&gt;
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