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The Bama Way

"We're a team offense," McElroy said. "Alabama has 12 national championships and no Heisman Trophy winners. That's the mindset coming in here. This is a team game, and we're going to win as a team." From There's no question: our QB gets it.

Arkansas O vs. Bama D

Like many statistics, some of these are a little misleading. Still, this is an interesting look at an area where Bama has struggled vs. one where Arkansas has so far excelled.


The script for this, um, 'movie', is taken from this year's SEC Media days transcripts, except I tried to add a few 'aights' (which don't sound aight enough, but whatevah). Apologies in advance to all viewers who are not sufficiently stoned.

Three More Tide Players on Watch Lists

Julio Jones is on the Bilentnikoff Award watch list, while Mike Johnson and Mount Cody both make the list for the Outland. Apparently Alabama fans weren't the only ones watching us play last year.

Best SEC Coach Since Bryant

I won't get annoyed with anyone who agrees with F-bomb's ranking of the top three...but Pat Dye before Vince Dooley? And Phil Fulmer before both of them and Gene Stallings? That's just crazy talk. FWIW, here's my personal top ten: 1. CNS 2. Steve Spurrier 3. Urban Meyer 4. Gene Stallings 5. Dooley 6. Majors 7. Dye 8. Richt 9. Nutt 10. Bobby Johnson

For Glen Coffee's Sake

I hope Michael Crabtree does sit out this season. Key quote: "The ridiculousness of a guy who’s never caught a professional pass deeming $20-something million "unacceptable" is a testament to the troublesome way the NFL pays its rookies."

Playboy All-Americans

Alabama had three players, Javier Arenas, Julio Jones and Rolando McClain, selected to the 2009 Playboy Magazine annual preseason College Football All-America Team. If you can only take one item to next year's fan day, make it this one (so you can just read the articles, of course).


All-Time, All-Tide

My guess is that many of you have followed this, and perhaps even voted, but for several weeks the Tuscaloos News has held a contest to see whom fans deem the greatest players Alabama has fielded...

UA Media Guide

Find the jersey numbers for your favorite incoming freshmen here. Some notables include: Michael Bowman (88), D.J. Fluker (76), Nico Johnson (35), Dre Kirkpatrick (21), A.J. McCarron (10), Tana Patrick (2), and Trent Richardson (3). RTR.

Big Bama Season Openers has a pretty cool look back at some classic Bama games from the last few decades. I do wish they had bothered to mention that the comeback Flutie directed in the 1984 game only came after Bama QB Mike Shula suffered a game-ending injury...but whatevah.

MSU RB Anthony Dixon Arrested

Mississippi State star running back Anthony Dixon was apparently found driving under the influence with a couple of empty champagne bottles in his car. I'm not throwing any stones here, but it's pretty relevant news, just the same.


Football's Five Most Legendary Coaches

This article has been floating around for almost two weeks now, but since I haven't read anything about it here at RBR, I thought I might bring you this completely pointless yet vastly significant...


Tide Letter-men

Consider this a follow-up to the fanshot created a couple of days ago by Alabama ManDance...and the final piece of evidence for the case that I have way too much time on my hands and need serious...

Should The SEC Get A Break?

Here's a fairly interesting roundtable discussion about the hype surrounding SEC football and how deserved (or not?) it is. Here's hoping that Todd and the gang see fit to bump it to the top of the page and move that...curious...picture of the Spandau Ballet guy down the road. Either way, enjoy.

Top Moments of 2008-9

Gentry Estes offers up some food for thought (and a few enjoyable videos) on the biggest moments of the last academic year in Alabama sports. My own top moment: the 12-0 season that was made literally three times better by the 36-0 shutdown (both shutout and beatdown) of Auburn. Enjoy.

John Mitchell to enter ASHoF

The Birmingham News has a great story in today's paper about this, but I couldn't locate it on the interwebs. Still, I thought something should appear here about an underrated legend of Alabama football. Congratulations, Mr. Mitchell.

Oh No They Dih-in't!

Guitar Hero answers negatively to the decades-old query: If I leave here tomorrow, will you still remember me?


Cocky Tot

As you may be aware by now, UT's Lame Kitten likes to talk -- a lot.  He has already insulted Al Davis (easy move), Steve Spurrier (fun move), Urban Meyer (dumb move), and our own Coach Nick Saban...

Breaking the Huddle

I just read a nice review of this documentary. Did anyone here see it? What did you think?

The Man

An informative look at the best coach in football.


"Playoffs? Playoffs?" --Jim Mora

I've heard some guy talking about shortening the regular season to accomodate an 8-team playoff in the future.  I realize that can't happen very soon, but I am firmly opposed to the idea.  I...

Bama Report: 11/14

I will never know if I would have enjoyed this more had I read it before the MSU game, but I thought I would pass this along to anyone who might want to philosophize about anger, suffering, God, and football. Roll Tide.

Tiffin's Kickin'

You wouldn't know it from the LSU game, but our kicker has put together another solid season, earning praise from the Groza folks and, more importantly, CNS. It was certainly nice to see him rebound from his worst game of the year with what was arguably his best. Well done, sir.

Bama vs. MSU Highlights

In case you missed the game...or just want a little bit more. Roll Tide.

I Found Him!

OK, I just deleted what I originally had to say about this bottom feeder, but follow the 'bringing...back' link at Gentry Estes' blog if you want to read/listen to pompous sludge. Guess what? He gets paid by CBS. Surprised? Me either.

MSU 2008 Stats

In case you forgot, this is the team Bama plays this weekend. No, they are not a very good team. But they do have a pair of good RBs, a new and improved QB, and a couple of real football players on defense. Plus Bama alum and former All-American Sly Croom at HC. Plus we lost to them the last two times we shouldn't have, so go figure. We should exact revenge, but it ain't over ' know. Roll Tide.


Bama 12, MSU 17

Since every other post today is about something else, I just wanted to remind everyone what we have coming up for us this weekend.  Of course I expect us to win.  It wouldn't surprise me if we...

Defensive Notebook

More numbers on what Bama's D has accomplished so far this season. Of particular interest, the chart showing what opposing RBs have achieved (or failed to) vs. Bama.

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