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Feb 11, 2008 Dec 23, 2009 9 14293

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I'm Waiting for AN

I was really jonesing last night.

Original lyrics here .

 

 

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The Danny Trade: Billy's musical lament

Everyone knows how emotional Billy Beane is, despite his cold-hearted reputation.  Reliable sources tell me that a plaintive tenor was heard singing this tune this afternoon at the Coliseum...

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Nick's monkeyball rip-off

"A true artist is known not by the art he creates, but by the art he inspires."

What a profound statement that is.  And I should know -- I just made it up.

Monkeyball's latest Dylanesque creation about a disgruntled A sent to Sacramento inspired me to pen (keyboard?) my own tale of a Rivercat whose dreams of returning to Oakland were cruelly thwarted.

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Weekend link dump 4/7-8

Wow, I guess everyone stayed up late waiting for Vlad's homer to come down.  So it's down to me to post the link dump before sundown (Eastern Time).

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A Hymn for the Postseason

Now that they've officially clinched, I think the A's need an inspirational hymn that they can sing in the clubhouse before every game, to build unity and focus and to honor the great and powerful Woofing Gods.

Here are my suggested lyrics (original is available here):

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AN -- the Shocking Truth!

Since the founding of Athletics Nation, we've all believed Blez's story about the origins of our commuity.  To quote the blogmaster himself:

I started the site in November 2003 after several long drives to Los Angeles listening to KNBR-680.

But is this quaint little story really...a myth?  Or worse -- a "cover story" for a heinous plot that reaches back into the depths of time and reveals the betrayal of the Nation?

See the shocking truth!  Incontrovertible evidence connecting AN to a plot by...the despised Death Star from the Bronx!!!

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What are the Babe and "AN" shaking on?
Selling the soul of the Athletics Nation to the Bronx Bombers. No, Morihei Blezinski, don't do it!!!
22 votes
An agreement not to try for extra bases when the Babe is busy eating a hot dog in right field.
22 votes
The Babe has just won the "all-Japan high socks visitor" title of 1934.
22 votes

66 votes | Poll has closed

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Inspired by monkeyball

First, I want to nominate monkeyball as poet laureate of AN.  And as part of my festschrift diary, I submit the following sonnets.

Note:  monkeyball only had to smoke some opium to get into the mood.  I had to contract tuberculosis.

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Mitchell Page Lands on His Feet

A few weeks ago we were discussing the fate of former A's outfielder Mitchell Page, the Hitting Rage.  

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Thinking WAY outside the box

What if Beane is downsizing the rotation?

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Will the A's use a 4-man rotation next year?
Oh, so THAT'S what Beane is up to!
2 votes
Finally, the 4-man is back! Harden and Zito and 2 days of meat-o!
4 votes
What are you smoking, Nick, and can I have some?
21 votes
Could be -- who the hell knows at this point?
27 votes
Quite possible -- desperate times call for desperate measures.
8 votes

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