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This is a guide for newcomers to use on certain Pats Pulpit slang, or lingo that we use here. This is an attempt for those who are joining our community (and for everyone) to understand some of the things that we say. I will be constantly updating and adding to this as we continue our journey as the Number 1 Patriots site in the interwebz.

Format: Term – Definition/ Explanation [Creator of term/First to use]
Disclaimer: If I have forgotten something…or you request an addition…either contact me via one of the threads

Citgo – a place where irrelevant people especially  in sports will be/ are working. 
examples
What is HC Mangini/a doing now?-Working @ the citgo
What is Adiaulus Thomas doing right now-Working at the citgo.
DDR- Moniker for Lawrence Maroney which describes his tendency to "dance" at the line of scrimmage, in comparison to the style in which players dance of the arcade game "Dance Dance Revolution" (AtomicDawg)
Fredo/Mangina - Nicknames for ex-Pats assistant coach Eric Mangini (creator/first to use term unknown)
Toy Story/Woody/Buzz – Nicknames for RB Danny Woodhead (Richard Hill)
The Executioner- Nickname for Devin McCourty (Comedic.Sans)
Steal This Thread/Jack A Thread – A thread made specifically to be stolen; a potpurri of pictures and topics can be covered and posted here (SlotMachinePlayer/NinjaZX6R)
Hoodie & BB– Nicknames for HC Bill Belichick; derived from the many hooded sweatshirts he wears in public
GRONK – usually typed in capital letters, nickname in short for TE Rob Gronkowski
Herndo/A-Hern – Nicknames for TE Aaron Hernandez
Law Firm/Benny– Nickname for RB BenJarvis Green-Ellis; derived for the many combined names he has, which is similar to any law firm made up of 3 or more people
Seabass – Nickname for RT Sebastian Vollmer
TBC – Nickname for LB Tully Banta-Cain
Space Emperor of Space – Nickname for P Zoltan Mesko
Smurfs — Nickname for the Patriots’ collection of undersized position players (primarily Branch, Woodhead, and Welker, but may also include Faulk and Edelman) -Created by Comedic Sans
Mini Missile/ Ka-Chung!!!!!!- Nickname for our Strong Safety Patrick Chung.
BoB / BooB-Bill O' Brien (Pats offensive Coordinator- Bob; When He is on fire; BooB when He is just sucks.
Todd Light- Matt Light- CBS's Jim Nanz calls him that lol
CLGJ- Caps lock Gus Johnson is OBrienSchofieldismyHero 
The Kiwi- Comedic Sans
The Aussie/Grammar Nazi- Insertscreenname (prob a felon...you know..since he is from Australia):P 
Coco the Lynx/ Coconut Girl- 808BostonSportsFan
Kim Jong Shoe- You know who that is
TWW- That was weird (coined by 808/OBrien from a failed TWSS)

MINT – Frequent PatsPulpit commenter UtopianAverage, referring to his ability to “make cash money all day long.

Crack-A-Mole - Ryan Mallett 

Rules

a) Don't troll each other too much.

b) If a picture includes cuss words, do not post it as a picture. Instead post it as a link.