Spring practice starts today. I'm not gonna be able to make the spring game this year. The oldest boy has prom that day. Seriously, Weiser, I know that you're mainly a dUI town but to purposely schedule things that will block me from Bronco events is kind of ridiculous...I take pride in listening to commercials and trying to guess the celebrity voice over. I hear you Owen Wilson...I know this is going back a few weeks but why are people acting like Whitney Houston was relevant at the time she passed away (no disrespect meant)? She hadn't done anything but be in the news for the wrong reasons. It's just sad...The commercial that the woman states "I can eat a chip. Umm no! That's why they call them chipS.". Sorry, lady. They call them "chips" because there's no such thing as a bag of CHIP. There is more than one in the bag, you twit!...I just saw a Head & Shoulders commercial that claimed "up to 100% flake free". That covers from 1-100 right? No chance in failure with that...The Mrs. and I watch The Voice. She usually tries to guess which one of the two singers will win in the "Battle Rounds". She's usually wrong. The Voice has been extended from a show that could be 4 episodes long to a never ending name-drop festival of the country's "best singers"...Is women having "not enough lashes" really that much of a problem that a pharmaceutical company had to make a prescription medication for it? This is why my drugs cost so much!...Apparently, the American Cancer Society's new slogan is "The Official Sponsor of Birthdays". Now, I get the meaning but I'm not quite sure it's an appropriate tag line...Wait. Louisville's arena is the KFC Yum! Center. Taco Bell Arena doesn't sound horribly bad anymore...I'm not gonna say losing weapons slated for destruction is a bad idea, Boise Police, but losing 18 guns is a bad idea...at Walmart and they have a music icon collections on CD. As good as they are, Rob Zombie, Cinderella, and No Doubt are not iconic...Thank you, Mizzou! I had you in my Final Four. Out on the first day. Good luck in the SEC with that type of performance...Hey Cynthia Clinkingbeard! The way for the Democrats to actually win congressional seats from Idaho is to act somewhat same. Pulling a handgun on Staples employees doesn't seem at all, much less somewhat, sane. Your career is officially over!...

DISCLAIMER: THIS POST HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FOOTBALL

So, I thought I'd pop in and say hi since I haven't OBNUG'd consistently since the end of the football season. There's no real reason I haven't been around. Just been doing my own thing. You know, sitting around the house and counting the minutes until Michigan State. I've obviously missed a lot of things (Munson, you deserve better). Just really wanted to say "welcome" to all the new Nuggers and "what's up?" to all of the Old Timers. I'm not sure if I'll ever do another "This Week at the Diggity's" again but I reserve the right to change my mind. I think I'll be around a little more often. Who knows? Go Broncos!

I am so intrigued by this "Tebowing" thing.  There are websites, t-shirts, videos, all that stuff.  I try it but I'm afraid that I'd be put in as Denver's starting quarterback.  On second thought, couldn't be worse...it's horribly funny that the same day Kim Kardashian announces she is getting divorced that the E! Channel is showing her wedding special...The Biggest Loser isn't what it used to be.  I miss Jillian.  She may have been a royal BW (rhymes with Mitch) but she got results.  Anna Kournikova - not so much it seems...you can't fool me KTVB.  There was no real chance that you were going to be off of DirecTV.  You didn't wanna be like Channel 2 was with Dish.  And you don't wanna have Scott Dorval.  No one really does.  Just so you know, Channel 7 has hired some "face for radio" people lately.  Maybe being off of DirecTV wouldn't be so bad...Omg Fort Collins is cuckoo crazy over this medical marijuana stuff.  If it wasn't so easy to get a card to get it,  ($200?!?!) maybe there wouldn't be such a problem...Watching the X Factor and the host guy (a Brit if that matters) says to the guy that just sang "hug me immediately".  Granted, the contestant sang the bejeezus out of the song but it was just a weird thing to say in my mind...last week, I mentioned a pole dancing for exercise place by my work.  Now I've noticed a martial arts place that is recruiting "little ninjas".  I'm not sure 5 year old stealth warriors is a good thing at all...I hate, and I mean HATE, when contestants on reality shows say "I'm not ready to go home yet".  All I have to really say is NO?  REALLY?  I mean, doesn't everybody want to stay the whole season?  No one goes on the show hoping to leave after one week, do they?  Maybe Rulon Gardner...Hey Mark Johnson!  Just because you pronounce the word as "harris-ment" like you think you're cool doesn't mean you are.  You put the a$$ in har-ass-ment...I'm super disappointed in the fact that Kellen Moore didn't get a helmet sticker on College Football Final this weekend.  Even if the world's most overly biased sports network has an issue with BSU, he's still the winningest quarterback in NCAA history.  You gave Case Keenum his run, why not the surgeon?...I get that American Idol is your flagship show, Fox, but it doesn't start til January 22nd.  I don't need to see your commercials yet.  It's November, for heaven's sake...I'm not a Steelers fan so it's easy for me to admit this:  their yellow helmets are friggin' hideous.  I promise, we don't have to see that...I just heard that the contestants on X-factor used some recorded tracks during the competition.  Really?  I feel dirty.  Used even.  Thanks again, Simon Cowell...

 

So...it's the bullpen phone's fault.  I'm thinking your name shouldn't be LaRussa, it should be ExCusa...I get where turning off a porch light would warn you of convicted sex offenders but what if I don't want to or can't afford to give out candy?  What do I do then?  Sign that says "no candy" on the door?  I get to be "that a-hole with no candy" or a sex offender.  Great options...to all the people that are complaining about baseball lately, don't watch.  I mean, there was a "great" Monday Night Football game on.  Joe Flacco is the 2nd coming of Curtis Painter...There's a "pole dancing for fitness" (says that on the sign) place by my work.  Scared to think of how many middle-aged strippers that'll put in the mix.  The Kit Kat is always looking for new talent, I'm sure...With Viagra, you can get your horse trailer and truck out of the mud as well as fix a faulty sail.  Who says all the blood goes to the wrong head?  Mrs. Diggity wants me to take up sailing now...I'm kind of disappointed with the Sing Off this week.  It was hip-hop week and most of the groups didn't do rap songs.  I realize the Fugees are technically hip-hop but "Killing Me Softly" has about as much to do with rap as Taco Bell has to do with gourmet food...I've decided that, in the interest of helping everyone, I'm gonna get a t-shirt with my screen name on it just to wear at tailgates...So the Boise Knife Show is this weekend (already over by the time I post this).  What actually goes into a knife show? Are there enough varieties of knives to have a show?  Why is the Boise Knife Show represented by the Mona Lisa with a Crocodile Dundee-esque blade?...Did anyone catch Steven Tyler taking a header off that edge he was "living" on? He says alcohol and drugs weren't a factor in the accident.  But gravity sure as hell was.  You don't need to help age take a toll, bro...Hey University of Houston -  Case Keenum will NOT win the Heisman no matter how much you pad his stats.  I'm not quite sure playing a game against Rice even counts nowadays...Jennifer Lopez will never, ever convince me to buy anything.  I get that I'm not the target demographic, but even if I was,  still would be a no..."just because it's called Mexican food doesn't mean it's Mexican food".  No.  Not Los Betos.  Not Fiesta Guadalajara.  Not even Taco Bell.  It was Carl's, Jr.  Really?  Maybe Carlos Jr...I think that the St Louis Cardinals are a great baseball and I congratulate them on their World Series Championship.  But, beyond that, it seems like the whole city is a bunch of baseball snobs...Purdue - doing an onside kick with 15 seconds and down by 22. This makes no sense.  Thank you for wasting my time...I'm trying to decide whether I should buy candy for Monday or drive around for about 2 hours after work (I'm off at 6)...Boise State beat an option team they'd never played before and Clemson lost to an option team they play every year.  What's up with that?...Tebow, although he's not the only problem on Denver, sure as heck isn't helping the situation out.  Send him to NFL Europe...this isn’t about Tebow so much but about Merril Hoge.  Merril, it’s not "longated",  it’s ELONGATED.  If you’re gonna talk about someone’s throwning motion, talk about it with the right words at least…another Channel 7 fun moment.  Mark Johnson announced his Halloween costume:  a Lady Gaga getup.  Well maybe not his but the fact that he used those words was quite entertaining...Ryan Larondo & Jay Cust - shut your stupid mouths.  That is all!

Poll

Since I have no kids at home (mini-Diggity's live in Weiser), and Mrs. Diggity will be at work, what should I do for Halloween?

26%

Buy some candy and hand it out, cheapskate!

7 votes

11%

Keep the lights out and hide out in the back bedroom

3 votes

57%

Hide in the bushes by the front door and scare the BW outta kids

15 votes

3%

Drive around for a few hours so I don't have to give out candy

1 votes

26 votes | Poll has closed

The NBA is officially the worst sports league in the US.  Yes, even worse than hockey...the Tums commercial that depicts food "fighting you" is not right at all.  Are you serious?  A corn dog smacking a dude in the face?...Amanda Knox was acquitted.  I'm just gonna say who gives a BW...I find it funny that your Volvo has a "share the road" sticker yet you're awaiting a right turn in the middle of the crosswalk with no turn signal on...I saw a commercial for a movie and it's rating was pg due to "mild thematic elements".  I would think ANY movie would have some "thematic" elements.  Mrs D looked up the term and then had to look up other words in that definition.  It was a process...Steve Jobs passed away.  Best tweet ever:  @jessetyler: So sad to hear about the brilliant Steve Jobs passing. RIP. Sent with love from my iPhone...here's how you know you're awesome.  You wear a t-shirt of yourself but on the shirt you're not wearing a shirt. That is how you know you're bigger than big...my son, wonderful kid that he is, says he doesn't like any of the old Disney films because of all of the music.  I think he may be part of the Taliban...oh Bryan Harsin.  You poor, Kellen-less man.  Oklahoma wasn't nice to you at all...auburn is ranked why? Oh yeah because they beat USCe.  Oh andUtah State, Mississippi State, and Florida Atlantic.  Great résumé...not a big Raiders fan.  Still kinda sad for Al Davis' passing.  Really sad for Al's son's haircut. Mrs D thinks his mom should stop cutting his hair...really don't like the fact that a multi-racial family is tooling around the country doing an acapella version of "crazy train"...I'll never admit to being skinny but it looks like Wendy has enjoyed the heck out of her hamburgers...dUI - THROW THE V doesn't really mean that you throw it to the other team.  Get that, Brian Reader.

 

One quick observation - fighter pilots seem kind of arrogant.  And here I was thinking it was just Maverick and Goose...so Boise State is a smoke-free campus but the NRA wants it not to be a gun-free one.  I don't think it's good to allow nicotine-deprived people to have firearms...back-to-reality, um, shows.  I've started The Sing Off, Dancing With the Stars, Biggest Loser, & the X Factor.  Thank goodness for dvr...I just had some opinions on DWTS and I think that I'm starting to understand ballroom dance (always point your toes on the flicks).  Of course, Mrs. D looked at me like "is there an estrogen imbalance that I don't know about?"...since I'm on a DWTS kick, I'm still not sure what to think about Chaz Bono.  But, who really does?...I worry about experts that don't know how to dress decently.  Sir Ken Robinson, you may be an international education guru but you, my good man, had an ill-fitting suit on today...animal liberationists?  Oh my gosh that is the funniest term ever used on the news. Your minds have liberated themselves from the real world.  Wait?  Aren't pets domestic Servants held against their will?  Come try to liberate my cat, Mojo, and we'll have a problem...I'm such a big baseball fan.  I love how the baseball races have been.  Mrs. D is a Red Sox fan so she's not happy.  I'm a Padres fan so I'm far removed from any relevant baseball...anyone that thinks that the Yankees tanked on purpose against the Rays either doesn't know a thing about baseball or, most assuredly, is a Red Sox fan...I had the most correct number of picks on pick 'me this week and didn't even know it.  Blizzards for everyone (in my household)...Mrs. D and I agree, any BYU game will be chock full of "hey buddy"s, "nice play, guy"s, and "gosh darnit"s...yes lady I realize the "coupon specialist" lane is one to the right.  I'm sorry I wheeled in to the "snarky broad behind me" checkout lane...good job on the win, Broncos.  It wasn't supermodel pretty but, hey, if you're not Tom Brady, you don't get the supermodel...high school band competitions give me two completely different feelings: I'm glad I was never a "band geek" and man, this looks tough, I'm glad I was never a "band geek".  Now before everyone gets upset, it's more respect than ridicule...we recycle everything!  Plastic, paper, movies.  Now, commercials?!?! "where's the beef?" is back from the dead!...the jets are not that good.  I think Mark Sanchez is not at all as advertised.  Sorry, Rex Ryan.  Your defense is good but your offense is horrible!...tonight, Ryan Larondo looks like he's an eight year old wearing his dad's suit...I think calling Tom Scott an expert is as realistic as Rick Lantz being Idaho's "chief" meteorologist...hey jack-in-the-box!  I get that you're trying to shill your breakfast to the "hard working" set but, honestly, do male strippers work that early in the day?

I'm really not sure what in heaven's name Fabio is doing in any commercial. Old Spice has failed us once again...What?!?  Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark...So, I caught the end of The Bachelorette.  Yeah.  I'm not really sure about this show.  I'm sure that looking like a promiscuous tramp is what mom and dad envisioned for you in life (I do understand that the male version is pretty much the same so I'm not being sexist)...So who says you can't go home?  Oh yeah.  You can't Terrell Pryor.  No tOSU for 5 years.  Bad #2.  BAD!...I think the death of Jered Peterson is a tragedy.  I really do.  As a person that has had my best friend commit suicide, it's hard to celebrate his life because of how he ended it.  I haven't gotten over it.  After 15 years I still hurt...If you don't know Landau Eugene Murphy, Jr. is, you should find out who he is. The best thing that ever came from Logan, West Virginia.  Amazing!...As a chubby guy, I feel it's my duty to let everyone know that the P'zone is back.  Now if we can swing the McRib and the Baconator too, the Fatty Tri-Force will be in full effect...Reality shows in a nutshell: singing, dancing, other talents,  dating, lifestyle, and crap.  That about wraps it up...I watched my first full episode of Glee today.  I'm horribly ashamed to type those words...Ok so along with Glee, I watched So You Think You Can Dance and the end of Step Up 3.  I thinking I should take a testosterone booster...Oh ABC.  Karaoke Battle?  I bet my grandpa would love to be on that show.  I've heard him bust out a mean Merle Haggard at the Red Eye in Kuna...I like that kids have Saturday car washes but when they yell at me from side of the road, are they insulting the state of my ride?...so I call total bs on the razor/shark commercial.  I hate that type of sensationalism.  The next time I shave while I scuba dive will be the first time...A new Planet of the Apes movie. Can it be a hit without Marky Mark?...Another Channel 7 on-air gem.  Jamie Grey says "you'll see a lot of Basque dancing at the Basque Festival.". Thank you, Ms. Grey, for showing us that you have a firm grasp on the obvious...So, just caught the beginning to the show Hoarders and seriously, the lady said "the furniture's been misplaced".  Yeah.  Right.  That's what happened...So at 7pm on Sunday, ESPNU was showing, get this, college fishing.  The 2011 Bass Fishing Super Regional.  I bet the SEC is the best at this sport.  Wonder how much Auburn would pay for a Cam Newton-caliber caster/netter

The Today Show had a story on why the U.S. is so obsessed with breasts. Good start to the morning. None of the women in the studio were well-endowed. That's irony, I think...the Marriage Ref - required viewing on Sunday nights (we dvr'd it so we watched it Monday)...Mrs D says no matter what the Pepsi commercial portrays, polar bears can't get suntans. I tend to believe her...you know, I don't care how good the resolution on my phone is. If you -1)are dumb enough to think there's a spider on the table & 2)smash my phone, you deserve to be beaten severely about the head and shoulders...I don't think Mrs D appreciates World War II stuff on the History Channel as much as I do...OMG Justin Corr is running the 10 o'clock news as an anchor. Satan has scheduled a snowball fight for this Saturday at noon. Grab your parkas and meet me in Hades!...So the owners voted to approve the new NFL collective bargaining agreement. Well most of 'em. Al Davis abstained. If Bob Kraft can vote the day after his wife of 48 years died, you can too. Unless you really are the Crypt Keeper and we all know he doesn't HAVE to vote...today, there was a tragedy in Norway but I had to wait for some drivel about parking for the Boise Music Festival, a Katy Perry concert, and our budget issues (well, that's important). Almost 15 minutes before the story. Awesome, Channel 7. Awesome!...I've continued my streak of not going to the Snake River Stampede. 24 years and counting (and that's just the years I've been in Idaho)...BANILLA!!!...Whoopi Goldberg can't be so poor as to have to do an ad for Poise incontinence pads, can she? I mean, she was in Jumpin' Jack Flash, for heaven's sake...just an observation but if a cop has someone pulled over, you don't have to slow down to a crawl. He can't pull you over!

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I’m back.  Did anyone miss me?...Mrs. D and I spent the whole weekend watching classic Bronco football games.  Thank you The Mtn...I’m not a big fan of any soccer but the cross that Wambach headed in to tie the US v Brazil game was one of the most incredible passes ever...the Home Run Derby is my favorite.  Chris Berman - not so much...if I had to root for a Yankee, and I HATE the Yankees, it'd have to be Robinson Cano...I'm sorry it's been so long between TWATD's.  I've been "physically and emotionally drained" from my job search coming to an end.  Thanks Derek Jeter for the new excuse...I love the MLB All Star Game.  It's cooler than the NBA (hr derby trumps the slam dunk contest), and way better than the pro bowl.  I'm not forgetting the NHL game although pretty much everyone else does...really?  Backyard chickens?  That's a news story, KTVB?  Slow news day.  Mark Johnson came up with that idea, huh?...Jimmy V, you will always inspire me.  No matter what!...so, one of the best things about the all star break is that I don't have to pay attention to my crappy fantasy league team for three whole days...this weekend was my end of season softball tourney.  We came in 2nd place.  Hooray for first loser!...speaking of first loser, good job US Women's soccer team.  When you get the lead, play to win, don't play not to lose.  Whatever you thought you might gain for soccer in America, you didn't do it.  It's still boring and uneventful for the most part...

any commercial that makes a toddler do something, like play the spoons like an 80 year old blues man, with the aid computer graphics is hereby determined to be creepy and unwatchable - like children's beauty pageants.

Poll

The secret location that the Diggitys were at while on hiatus was:

31%

Sitting in the NEZ waiting for kickoff

10 votes

31%

Waiting in line for the new Harry Potter movie

10 votes

21%

After several margaritas in Cabo, being treated for lime-related eye injuries

7 votes

12%

Teaching the US Women's Soccer team how to take penalty kicks

4 votes

3%

Helping mediate the ongoing NFL AND NBA labor negotiations

1 votes

32 votes | Poll has closed

Bronco football is on.  I mean, yeah, it's from 2008 but, what the hey, it's football!  Right now, we're playing Southern Miss from 2008.  Up at 4 pm is the 2007 Idaho game and then at 6:30 it's the 2008 Oregon game.  This is some sort of crazy, wonderful tease but I'm sure appreciative of it.   You know what's really awesome?  Mrs Diggity isn't even protesting.  She's the best football wife ever.  I hope this isn't old news to everyone.

Mrs Diggity and I had our two year anniversary this week. Just wanted to tell everyone that I think she's pretty much the best ever...Ok Anna Kournikova as the new trainer on The Biggest Loser? Was Patrick McEnroe not available? How about Jennifer Capriati? James Blake?...A Smurfs movie? All I can say is...what the smurf are they thinking?...I'm not gonna lie. The Oprah 2 day surprise special is kind of a self- worship extravaganza! And her last show was blah blah blah. OMG I realize you're a superstar but dang...GET OVER YOURSELF!...So Olivia won Biggest Loser. Scotty won American Idol, and Hines Ward won Dancing With the Stars. Now I don't have anything to do Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday nights...I hope everyone had a great Memorial Day weekend. Kinda lost track of the column this week. So it's gonna be a double-sized Diggity's for you. Get ready...Oh Jim Tressel. Thanks for trying to protect the kids. Maybe it's me but I learned right from wrong a long, long time ago. Since I can't run, jump, or throw a football, who am I to say that those abilities don't inhibit a guy's right/wrong meter?...America's Got Talent? Are you kidding me? "impersonating" the judges' farts is talent? If that's talent, I should be in showbiz...I'm not sure what the difference between a "burlesque dancer" and a stripper is. Umm, never mind. Mrs. D just found it on the web for me and read the difference to me...Just saw a commercial for some women's hygiene products. The tag line was "escape the bland" I think. I don't see where that particular product and not being bland really come into play. It's a maxi-pad, not a roller coaster ride...Watching ESPN and I've decided that my favorite basketball terms are: take it to the hole, penetration, and ball movement...It's awesome how an Outlaw Motorcycle Gang is abbreviated by the letters OMG...Because of SportsCenter, I just noticed that the WNBA season started. If it wasn't for that, I would have missed a whole season of jump shots and no entertainment. Now I have to purposely ignore it...Brian Sabean - you owe Scott Cousins an apology. It's baseball. You would have chided him for not running into a catcher if he was on your team...I'm not sure this is double-sized. I guess it's not the size of the post, it's the content.

There are now three things that you can see from space without a satellite: the Grand Canyon, the Great Wall of China, and this BW zit on my nose...Mrs. Diggity and I watch "Dancing With the Stars". I don't mind the negative that it might bring me. The thing that bothers me is that I know what to look for with ballroom dancing...Royals reliever Vin Mazzaro allowed 14 earned runs and 11 hits in 2 1/3 innings pitched Monday vs. the Indians. Slow pitch softball or Major League Baseball? You decide. And then they sent the kid down to AAA. Help him out, will you?...In 1987, I was a big Kirby Puckett fan so in turn I was a Minnesota Twins fan. In July of that year, I visited the Baseball Hall of Fame. The only Twin HOFer at the time? Harmon Killebrew. I immediately adopted him as my "old school" hero. That was also the summer I moved to Idaho. Purely coincidence that we were within the same state. R.I.P. Mr. Killebrew...I have no appropriate comment to make about Chaz (Chastity) Bono. So I won't...So what you're saying is that the 10 Mile Interchange just had a dedication ceremony but won't be completely open for another week or so? Makes sense. When the Idaho Transportation Department comes to my house, they can use the sink but the toilet isn't ready yet...Alanis Morrisette never sang the words "Would she go out with you to a theater?". Just sayin'...I would like to add this right now: Ryan Reynolds is not my pick to play Green Lantern in any scenario. He's not my choice to play Hong Kong Fuey, if it came down to it...The Macho Man passed away. I decided to not make any Slim Jim jokes out of respect. R.I.P. Randy Savage. Ooooohhhhh yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah!...Arnold Schwarzenegger - no, no, no, & no! What are you doing?...I know there is "more than one way to skin a cat" but who came up with those ways? I want to know who's the monster developing cat-skinning methods. Has someone contacted the ASPCA?...So Domino's is selling a large, 3 topping pizza for $7.99 and a store owner says "it's worth twice that much". Hey! Have you tasted your own pizza? It's worth HALF that if we go on flavor.

Today I witnessed one of the most singularly disrespectful things I've ever seen. Mrs D and I were sitting in a parking lot and some unknown security officer at some business was changing the flags out for brand new ones. This means the US flag, Idaho state flag, and the corporate logo flag. It's awesome that they do that. What they didn't do was treat the previous Old Glory with proper respect. It was actually folded up (idk if it was correctly or incorrectly folded) and placed in a dirt-filled planter. I'm a veteran and I've handled the flag since I was 12. I've raised and lowered it, I know the rules. I've even folded it over a fallen soldier's casket. I was just appalled. Mrs D wouldn't let me say anything to the security guard. I wanted to jump out of the car and advise him of his wrongdoings. I did, however, notify the place of business...Is it wrong that there's a new ice cream called Magnum and that there was a condom already called Magnum? Just wondering...Oh gosh what in the heck? Huggies Jeans diapers? Is this serious? Am I being "punked"? Where's Ashton? I wanna say hi to Demi...

I love the Beastie Boys. Not unnaturally in a psychotic way. I just like their music. But I'm not sure they can continue in rap music like, say, the Rolling Stones have in rock and roll...Ok American Idol. Where did you get the cajones to call Lady Gaga a "modern music legend"? That is akin to calling Steven Tyler a "sober influence in the 70s". Hold off on anointing anyone as a "legend". Btw, Gaga is one scary lady(?)...We lost our first softball game this week. It was a total team loss. No hitting and no defense…"Real Time With Bill Maher" is my favorite show...Seriously? You're rolling around Hill Road buck naked and you're not under the influence of anything? You want to conquer your fear and the public's fear of nudity? Thanks but no thanks, buddy...Mrs D has a way of making me feel so good sometimes. Then, there are times where she teases me incessantly. I don't know which is more fun...Since he only lasted 1 1/2 seconds of the 8 second requirement in bullriding, shouldn't Chad OCHOcinco be called Chad Uno-y-media? Just wondering...There are commercials for Mary Kay Cosmetics now. I thought being hounded by a bored housewife was the only way to get their makeup.

I love how people have turned this Bin Laden thing into a partisan battle.  I wish we could just make it about our country and not about your political party...Seriously, the news tried to make it like BSU paid athletes to play.  Now, even a little cheating is still cheating but Coach Pete isn't convincing anyone to come to be a Bronco by buying a meal or two.  Well, maybe if he super-sized it...

So there's a new ADHD medicine called intuiniv.  One of the side effects is drowsiness.  I guess if we can't get them to pay attention, our best alternative is to let them nod off.  Sounds super-constructive...I don't necessarily care for Chrysler's new "imported from Detroit" tagline.  There's just something a bit off about it.  Are we supposed to be fooled into thinking that we're buying a foreign car?  I just don't know...Randy Jackson has officially overused the phrase "in it to win it".  Just sayin'...Hooters has a promo where moms get 10 free wings on Mothers' Day.  I really can't see where that would fit in anyone's plans.  I'm pretty sure my mom, Mrs D's mom, or Mrs D herself would probably decline the opportunity even if 10 free wings were involved...

"So go on.  Get fresh with a friend.". Things one guy doesn't say to another guy.  Brought to you by Cottonelle...It's all Kobe's fault.  I mean, if you don't count Bynum, Gasol, Fisher, Blake, et al.  Way to show up for an elimination game.  Jury duty has less of a no show rate...Short column this week.  There wasn't a lot of stuff that grabbed my attention.  I'm sure I'll pick it up this week...

Poll

Andrew Bynum - how many games does his "hard foul" deserve?

0%

1 to 5 - it's frustration.

0 votes

15%

6 to 10 - go ahead and take your BW beating like a man.

2 votes

15%

10 to 15 - you're not a gangsta, Andrew.

2 votes

46%

Who cares about the NBA?

6 votes

23%

Put him at strong safety! Great tackle on a small guy.

3 votes

13 votes | Poll has closed

You can expect the University of  Nevada to win a football national championship before I see the new Fast & the Furious movie...

Naomi Judd looks like she's had her face peeled back more than a human possibly should.  Joan Rivers called.  She says stop!...Trojan Condoms new tagline is - "you can't wait to get it on!". All I can say is WOW!...Hey Subway!  There is no such word as "flavoricity".  Who puts raisins and apples on a sandwich anyways?...Rulon Gardner walked of the Biggest Loser.  Rumor has it that it's because the show's producers asked him to leave because he was eating junk food, leaving the ranch, and using his cell phone.  You won an Olympic gold medal 10 1/2 years ago.  I think your 15 minutes wore out a long, long time ago...I'm not a big fan of the Atlanta Braves.  You know what?  I would have to say I hate 'em.  But, in spite of that, Larry "Chipper" Jones is most likely a first ballot Hall of Famer.  I have no problem with that at all...If anyone remembers the Newlywed Game, there's a new incarnation on the Game Show Network.  It's just about as naughty as you can get on cable tv that's not a movie channel...Wow.  That's two NFL players that have been stabbed by their wife/girlfriend.  Crazy that one was a Denver Bronco (Jason Hunter) and the other is an ex-Bronco (Brandon Marshall).  Apparently, you need to check references in Denver!...I just heard that Rick Mirer, Brady Quinn, and Jimmy Clausen have been trying to call the Cryst kid at Notre Dame.  They want to tell him that there's no future for a Fighting Irish QB in the NFL unless you're name is Joe Cool.  Dang, Cam, why'd you do him like that?...

So if you can't come up with a pet name for your significant other except for using McDonald's dollar menu as your inspiration, you have major problems...Wait so now I have to root for Detroit & St. Louis?  So not fair...It's really tough for me to celebrate the death of any man or woman, but somehow I am finding it not so bad right now.  This man was directly responsible for the deaths of 3000 on US soil and, indirectly, thousands more of our military overseas.  As a veteran, those fallen people’s "justice" is what I celebrate!...Hey!  Carolyn Holly!  They weren't singing our National Anthem, they were singing "na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye!".  Channel 7 does me proud, again!...I think I'd rather hear today's news from Hoda Kotb & Kathy Lee Gifford than Carolyn Holly & Mark Johnson.  Hell, maybe even Elmo & Oscar the Grouch would be a bit more intelligent sounding.  Believe me, the Blue Turf will not, I repeat, WILL NOT, be Al Queda's (did I spell that correctly?) first stop on Osama's Retaliation Tour...

Ok.  So I know that Tom Brady is a pretty ok quarterback but better than John Elway AND Dan Marino?  The NFL Network thinks so.  I'm not saying he won't ever be but he's not even done yet...I feel for the victims of the wildfires in Texas.  I'm not so sure about some of them.  On the news, one lady hoped "God would protect their house".  While their faith is amazing, He's not gonna be manning a hose, shovel, tractor, or tanker plane anytime soon...There are new guidelines determining early recognizing Alzheimer's.  Is it bad that the first thing I thought was "because they couldn't remember the old ones"?...Tag, capture the flag, red rover, kickball, dodgeball, and wiffleball were all deemed too dangerous for summer camp.  Are the kids just gonna chill in a big, transparent bubble and look at the wilderness?  Stay away from the campfire and any lake-involving activities too!...So the citizens of Crouch want to replace their decrepit one-lane bridge with another one-laner.  They don't want a 2-lane bridge with bike lanes because it doesn't "fit the town".  Hey, Opie!  Mayberry called and they want their 1954 back!...Hey!  When did a wedding of two British people become "entertainment"? I don't know but Entertainment Tonight seems to think so.  So worried about our country...Tonight, I hit my first ever over-the-fence home run in softball.  I was so excited I was on the verge of tears.  Of course I ruined the moment by fielding a ball, falling down while trying for the putout at first, and ripping a hole in my leg.  Way to go, Grace...So I used to like J105 back in the day. I'm not saying I don't care for it now but the super-unfunny idiot on their TV commercials has guaranteed that I'll never listen to that station.  Not a chance at all...Apple may be tracking people's movements via their iPhone or iPad devices.  They say bad people might steal your identity.  I wish they would. And while they're at it, Apple can go ahead and fill my bank account.  If they want...How in the world is Jennifer Lopez People Magazine's "Most Beautiful Woman In the World"?  She is beautiful but in the world?  Come on.  This is the biggest rigged vote since Al Gore was elected...oh wait....I'm a Padres fan.  I've seen a team of blind men hit better.  Just sayin'!...I had a dream about a Shakespeare-themed hamburger restaurant.  The signature burger - a multi-patty, cheese & bacon beast called the "Monta-gooey in your Capu-llaries"!  Feel free to take the idea and run with it.  Mrs D doesn't see us doing it anytime soon...The Doritos commercial where the one guy licks the other guy's fingers grosses me the BW out...Who writes the lead ins for Channel 7's newscasts?  OMG I feel less intelligent sometimes

 

Oh my!  Only about 4 1/2 months til Bronco football.  Speaking of the pigskin, why did ESPN designate this as the "year of the quarterback"?  It may not be very cool if it's in the "year of no NFL"...We live off of Eagle and McMillan.  Apparently, that's a direct path to one of the runways at the Boise Airport.  Sounded like a jet was gonna land on our roof...Dick Enberg saying the words "you da man" has to be one of the most magical things I've ever heard broadcasted.  He followed it up with "that's what they say, right?"...Anyone that watches baseball has to know that Angel Hernandez is the absolute WORST umpire in the majors. I've seen the guy throw a player out while playing in the field.  I'm just sad that he's moved to the National League from the American...So, I had my first coed softball game of the season tonight.  Played a good 1st base, went 3-3, and we won 26-4.  I'd say it was a good start!...Barry Bonds is guilty?!?!?  Who woulda thunk it?  Hey!  Charles Manson called. He said that he already knew that!...Flabbergasted!  Harrison Ford...really?  Daniel Craig...really?  You've gone from
Indiana Jones and James Bond to BW Cowboys & Aliens?  You have to be kidding me, right?  Who thinks this is cool?  Some 7 year old let this happen, didn't they?  I'm just not feeling it.  Seriously, I'm not EVER gonna see this movie...Kevin Na has become my new golf hero.  Anyone that can shoot a 16 on a par 4 and laugh at it gets my cheering.  You know why?  Because I can shoot a 16 on a par 4 too!...I was at a gas station and as I pulled up to the pump, a gal walked away towards the store to presumably pay.  To my surprise, I looked over and, in the car seat, there was an infant.  I don't know if the door was locked but there was a kidnap-deterring chihuahua.  She didn't come out until after I was leaving.  There's gotta be something illegal about that...Is it bad that I've seen "The Breakfast Club" so many times that I can recite the lines?  I actually have quite a few movies that I can do that with.  Noel = nerd.  Mrs Diggity concurred...Watched "Space Jam" this weekend.  I do realize that it's probably not the worst live action/animated film out there.  They can thank "Monkeybone" for holding that title...

It's hard to believe that the millionaires on "Secret Millionaire" don't understand the level of poverty they see.  Are they that far removed from reality that they can't see what's around them?  Jeez...Nothing screams style like a t-shirt tucked into cargo shorts!...Why is it that toilet paper companies are trying to sell me on the benefits of their products?  You don't have to sell me.  I'm gonna have to use it either way...Is it me or did the UConn/Butler game seem like they had the ladders out to pull the balls out of the peach baskets. Almost as boring as the MNC football game...My Biggest Loser rant of the week - when someone is eliminated, it's not because it's unfair, it's because that's is how the BW show was created to work.  Your body doesn't give a hoot what's fair.  It's how THE GAME works.  Stop being such big frickin' babies...Yay!  Boise has Japanese radiation in our drinking water.  And everyone always thinks Idaho is behind on the current trends...Creepy Christian Slater leering at the 17 year old girl on American Idol is just not right.  Scotty McCreery ruined Elvis.  Wasn't sure you can do that.  Holding the microphone with two hands and sideways like a flute isn't endearing.  The sooner you go, Scotty, the sooner I can go on hating North Carolina for what it needs to be hated for, Duke University's basketball team and football coach...So I saw a commercial for Kibbles & Bits Bistro Meals.  Are you kidding me?  It's dog food.  I'm not sure dogs care what their food tastes likes.  I mean, I've seen dogs eat their own poop.  It's far from a "bistro meal"...Spam with bacon?!?!?  I have died and gone to heaven.  I'm really just kidding. That screams HEART ATTACK to me!...


Oh the craziness of JV baseball.  The umpire told me there were 47 passed balls in tonight's game.  Are you serious?  it's good to know that they let the blind kids play catcher (I'm teasing, honestly)...Nobody screams "get in the hole" when Tiger plays golf anymore.  I wonder why that is.  Although on Sunday, someone mentioned that he was holing everything...
Sunday, April 10, is the 11th anniversary of me quitting smoking.  Feel free to pat me on my back.  I'm going to be doing it all day!

I'm tired of commercials saying how I need to see life in HD.  Ummm...real life IS in HD as far as I know...We need another Tyler Perry movie like we need another military action...oh wait.  Nevermind!...Oh man.  Another JV baseball game, another fight with frustration and heartache.  The catcher has some sort of ADHD that causes him to stop playing after the runner gets to 1st base.  That's regardless of whether a runner is coming home or not.  And my son, Youngest D, fell down in the outfield for no apparent reason (he did have a putout, though).  It's not very promising...



Bob.  You're a trainer on The Biggest Loser.  You're in a collared shirt, sweater, a "cabbie" hat, and shorts.  You look a paper boy from the 20s.  Act like you've been in a gym before.  And, by the way, you're a trainer, not a god.  These people rely on you now but there isn't some magic spell you can put on them.  You're gonna be out of their lives.  Don't act like you're an eternal savior!...So the U.S. is sending robots to help Japan with their nuclear reactors. You're going home, boys...So, calling yourself "Idaho's Chief Meteorologist" is like me calling myself "Idaho's Most Satisfying Lover".  Both jobs rely on some sort of luck and the titles are totally made up!...While I respect your rights to have as many kids as you want, you don't actually have to repopulate the earth.  And even if I've exaggerated this, your brood of 4 "under 7s" plus one on the way should never be at walmart when I am...



I didn't just realize this but I'm kind of angry about almost everything.  All Mrs D can do is shake her head and say "I love you."...Baseball is back.  That being said, I only get to watch one Venable this year (hopefully the other one makes the NFL and the lockout ends)...So, watching Sportscenter and this is what we heard - "in 2009, Woods finally showed a chink in his major championship armor losing to Y.E. Yang...".  Is it me or does that statement seem a bit racially insensitive?  I had to rewind and listen to it again.  I love DVR for moments just like this...So, I have to say that I was wrong.  Neither Tennessee or Connecticut will win the Women’s Basketball National Championship.  Oh well!  Won’t be watching it anyways…

Your shoes should never purposely match your money green car and at the same time clash horribly with your butterscotch velour jogging outfit...While I'm thinking about it, why is everyone so up in arms about the Prez picking his NCAA tourney bracket.  I mean, it's once a year.  It's not like he's spending nights playing Black Ops or W.O.W.  No one gets po'd about championship teams visiting the White House so why this?...Hey!  Pulaski & Middleman!  If you want people to take your Topamax birth defect lawsuit commercials seriously, go ahead and make sure you use spellcheck or even mix in a proofreader.  K?  Thanks.  Bye!...Watching "heavy" on A&E.  The lady says "I chose food over my grandkids.  I can't do that.". First thing I thought - "Sure you can.  Food tastes way better than the grandkids would!". Is that wrong?...IGNORE THIS FIRST PART - watching Dancing With The Stars and NOW PAY ATTENTION it looks like Ralph Macchio hasn't aged a bit.  He's been exfoliating on, exfoliating off it seems.  Oh, and Petra Nemacova, it was über-humanitarian of you to dedicate your foxtrot to the Japan tsunami victims.  Really?  How bout you dedicate a pallet of bottled water instead?  I mean, Sandra Bullock donated a million dollars.  A foxtrot?  And I do know that Nemacova was a survivor of the 2004 tsunami, in case anyone was wondering...Great job, Bronco men's basketball team on making it to the semis of the College Basketball Invitational.  Your reward?  You get to see that horrific basketball court the Ducks have in Eugene...I've never been snowmobiling and will probably never go.  Wanna know why?  Because someone always gets lost.  I would probably be that guy...The Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump was hilarious.  Except the guy from The Jersey Shore.  The Situation was defecation...So, according to ABC News & People Magazine, the movies "we" chose as the greatest of our time are: 5 - ET (love it), 4 - Casablanca (never seen it), 3 - The Godfather (haven't seen this one either), 2 - The Wizard of Oz (it's an ok movie, I suppose), & 1 - Gone With The Wind (long BW winded).  Hmm...I'm wondering what their definition of "our time" is?...I've seen commercials describing both the Quarter Pounder w/Cheese and Big Mac as "handcrafted".  Technically yes but come on now...I really HATE when the Broncos lose to Oregon in any sport.  In the end, the boys didn't play a complete game.  That was the difference.  Props to the Ducks for playing like we know you like to - DIRTY!...I'm a horrible person.  Plain and simple. I'm not the skinniest kid in the world but, while waiting for Mrs D to come out for lunch, a not-so-thin person went into the building.  My first though - "man, even her hairdo looks fat.". I'm not proud of myself.  I don't even have the option of confession...To the guy who had to slow down going into my subdivision - you own a BW full-size Chevy!!!!  Not gonna damage it with a bump or two.  Wasn't their tagline "like a rock" for a time?  Holy Moses man!...Dog the Bounty Hunter - his wife, Beth, has to be the most annoying woman on the planet.  Yes, ON THE PLANET...I'm not gonna lie...I loved seeing Duke implode in prime time.  I know they're good but I think they know they are.  That's not a Coach K-taught trait...Hey Marquette!  The NCAA called and wanted me to remind you that you had a basketball game against North Carolina tonight.  The Tarheels showed up.  Why didn't you?...Mrs D wanted to call Burger King and find out the requirements to be a "meat mathematician".  What's the annual salary and does Boise State offer a degree program?...Bad pun of the day - "a bill to allow concealed weapons on campuses has been shot down"...I snapped at Mrs D and, because I was wrong, I apologized.  She answered, "You're welcome!".  I'm still confused...Speaking of Mrs D, every time I tell someone that I don't watch a lot of college basketball, she never backs me up.  Last night, I mentioned that I didn't and she asked when did the season start.  When I told her November, she quipped back "Yeah.  You started watching in December.". She's a handful...If your coach's name is Shaka, you pretty much need to be in the Final Four at least once.  That being said, my bracket is now officially over.  GOOD NIGHT NOW!...The Sun Drop soda commercial has to be one of the funniest I've seen in a long time.  Not that I drink soda though...Nice to see that ABC is turning Grey's Anatomy into Glee with their "music event".  I don't know if you remember "Cop Rock" but it can't be good...I am ranked 78th in the Bracket Challenge.  Page 2!!!  But, alas, I can do no better!

I just found a grey hair growing out of my neck.  That's not even cool!...Random Walmart stop of the week:  cat litter, trash bags, feminine hygiene products, jelly beans, and a Rockstar.  It's party time!...I sAw a kid pushing a razor scooter while wearing rollerblades.  I don't quite understand that at all....Ok.  So the show "Coming Home" made me cry during the 1st 5 minutes. Not bueno!...The NCAA Women's basketball tourney is about as entertaining as the NASCAR Truck Series.  Spoiler alert - Connecticut or Tennessee wins!...Ben & Jerry's Red Velvet Cake Ice Cream is THE BOMB.  Late Night Snack is pretty ok, too!...The fact that a volunteer fire chief's house burned down is ironic as well ad unfortunate....Is it bad that I want Carolyn Holly, Rick Lantz, & Ryan Larondo to get caught in a drive by egging of the Channel 7 studios.  No injuries.  Maybe Gebert too!...So the Broncos played the Governors.  Wonder if Butch Otter was confused on who to root for....So, not only is the Ducks court awful but so is there 1st half offense.  Hey PAC 10 team!  That's Weber BW State....So on Leno tonight, a Utah State student ate a package of 8 hot dogs in 30 seconds.  He swallowed each one whole.  Ross the Intern was Very impressed....One of the contestants on American Idol has a dog.  It's a shihtzu.  Fox bleeped out the first part - she had a BLEEP-zu.  Are you kidding me?  I guess I'll have to call it a BLEEP-er spaniel or a BLEEP-dle....Oh man.  Supersized foods on Modern Marvels.  Who doesn't wanna say they have a 7 lb., 16 inch hot dog?...JV high school baseball is the most entertaining/frustrating sport to watch ever!!!...Shaving your eyebrows and then drawing them back on as a pencil thin black line is NEVER an option....I realize Qaddafi is bat-BW-crazy but why exactly are coalition forces attacking?...So this morning, I woke up at 4:39 and, after hopping up and telling Mrs D that I'd forgotten to set the alarm, realized that it was Sunday.  In a semi-related story, she has a virtual boyfriend in a game she plays on Facebook.  Wonder if there's any correlation....Clark Kellogg - "both these teams have tremendous 'spurtability'".  I'm not sure if that's dirty or not....So, I'm 178th in the Bracket Challenge.  Page 4 out of 5!!!  Why doesn't that surprise me?  My hate for Duke got the best of me yesterday.

So, I see that Airwick has a new “White Series” of air fresheners.  Someone call the NAACP…Is it me or, without football, Monday night is DEVOID of entertainment…I’m a big guy.  Probably pushing 3 hundy.  I know that if I went I The Biggest Loser ever two things would happen:  1)  I wouldn’t win the show because I don’t have enough weight to lose and 2)  I would smash everyone on the show this year athletically.  Just a fact!...So, I just asked Mrs D if she was making fun of me for some reason.  Her response “There’s always a reason.”…To Brittany Snow – “Glowsticking” isn’t a talent.  If things like that were a talent, then you’d take steroids and be paid millions of dollars to do it…Japan – just crazy!...Hey Men’s basketball team and Coach Rice!  Great job everyone.  Hope this will be a new trend and not just an anomaly like 2008…This week’s episode of Saturday Night Live was probably one of the worst I’ve ever seen.  Zack Galafanakis was “triple U” – unoriginal, uninspired, and unfunny (thanks Jim Rome)…Christianmingle.com commercials seem to make it look like the “Big Guy” isn’t happy about deciding your love life anymore and just set up a website so he doesn’t have to worry about it…Sweet!  A tire fire in Kuna.  Are they trying to become a real life “Springfield”?

What a weekend!...how come that NBC wants to have the worst shows ever on Monday nights?...apparently, you can use your EBT card to get Easter baskets at Winco.  Probably the worst use of taxpayer money ever.  Sure, nothing like the nutritional value of crappy chocolate and plastic grass…Entertainment Tonight spent the whole Wednesday show on Charlie Sheen.  This included Robert Pattinson’s opinion and the expert advice of a 22 year old adult film star.  Seems kinda right…I think a whole night of “The Office” shouldn’t be allowed.  It’s an ok show but I just feel embarrassed for Steve Carrell’s character (don’t even know his name)…Friday wasn’t the best day ever in the Diggity household.  Saturday wasn’t great either.  Did get to see mom though.  Nothing like going to the Green Bay Packers’ Idaho fan club headquarters.  Yes, Glenns Ferry!...I am not gonna lie, I watched an MLB spring training game on Sunday.  See what having no football does to a guy.  I mean, I love baseball but a spring training game?  You know, it won’t be too long and I’ll be watching regular season NCAA men’s basketball or NASCAR.  That got an eyebrow raise from the Mrs, BTW!

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In the absence of football, I watch....

29%

NCAA Men's Hoops

5 votes

5%

NASCAR

1 votes

0%

NHL Hockey

0 votes

17%

Reality TV

3 votes

47%

I don't...I play NCAA '11 and the Broncos win ANOTHER MNC

8 votes

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Good way to start the week.  The Original Karate Kid is on.  Take that Jaden Smith! (Watched Jaden’s version on Sunday, btw.  It was pretty okay)...Oh.  And “The Jerk” is on today too!  What a good movie day!...My PS3 died.  It was a sad day in the Diggity household.  Thank goodness we still have the Xbox 360…Hey!  Taco Bell counter lady.  I know you were just trying to be nice while you were soliciting survey calls for yourself but don’t ever, AND I MEAN EVER, put your hands on me without asking.  You violated my personal space…I don’t usually drink beer.  But when I do, I drink A LOT!...Wednesday was a wash...Oh Cam, you’re something that starts with an “I” and it’s not icon.  What’s that word…oh yeah….IDIOT!...Ok,  so maybe I’m overstating this but, really?  There’s no football on?  AT ALL?...Took a trip to Hailey this Saturday to help a buddy get a car.  I’m pretty sure that the drive on US20 is on the Top 10 of Idaho’s most boring…the best part of that trip was Mahoney’s Bar & Grill in Bellevue.  Had the “Juicy Lucy” burger.  It was delish…”Due Date” is the best Zack Galafanakis movie yet…Some Sundays are meant for just sitting around doing nothing…Mrs D and I watched the Oscars.  Of the award winners, I think we’ve only seen “Toy Story 3” and “Alice In Wonderland”...Have the best week!

Lucky number 13.  I’m sure this will be the best “This Week At The Diggity’s” ever…Sorry I’ve missed a couple of weeks.  It’s been kind of a down year for me…So, the Packers won the Super Bowl while I was gone.  That’s 2 Broncos with RINGS.  Who’s gonna research how many Boise State players have Super Bowl rings?...I didn’t really care who won the Super Bowl actually.  I’ve always disliked the Steelers (if you like them, sorry) and the Packers, well, not really into ‘em…Lady Gaga has to be the biggest gimmick EVER.  I’m not quite sure she’d be the star she is if she wasn’t…Valentine’s Day wasn’t a big thing to Mrs. Diggity and I.  I love her every day.  Not just on February 14th…so, if you didn’t know, I big puffy heart the Fields family.  Check this out please www.HangtoDry.etsy.com …Legadu, lega-don’t do that anymore…Do we need another “Big Mama” movie?  I thought Martin Lawrence was retired…so, I’d be tons more impressed if Blake Griffin had dunked over an American-made car.  Even a pickup.  Can’t dude hop over an F150?...Hey, NASCAR fans!  Time to turn left again.  *Beyonce sings “To the left.  To the left.”*…still no job for me.  I’ve put more applications in than the iTunes store…So, Kobe was the MVP of the All Star Game?  He didn’t really try to win that in his “home town” did he?  Speaking of home towns, wasn’t his home town Philly when the All Star Game was there?  Just sayin’!...Have the best Presidents Day ever!

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Noel Diggity - Where have you been? (As in, your guess is as good as mine.)

0%

Sabbatical Time - This weekly thing is kinda stressful

0 votes

8%

Honey Do List - Mrs. Diggity has me workin'

1 votes

16%

Lazy - Have you met this guy? He's a slacker!

2 votes

50%

Football Withdrawls - Been balled up in the fetal position sucking his thumb

6 votes

25%

DON'T LEAVE AGAIN YOU BW! WRITE YOUR COLUMN CONSISTENTLY!

3 votes

12 votes | Poll has closed

 

OMG! OMG! OMG!  A Bieber movie and it’s in 3D…by the way, Pawn Stars is a pretty ok show!...Oh you gotta love President Obama and his feelings of bipartisanship…coolest thing ever today. A lady found her car with the PANIC BUTTON in the walmart parking lot…”Grandma came up so we took her to OUR Olive Garden”!?!?!  What’s the difference?  Wouldn’t grams get the TOUR OF ITALY in HER Olive Garden too?... Winter X Games start today.  Is anyone ever going to care about this?...Mrs D is getting sick so that means that, inevitably, I’m going to get sick…To go with the Mrs D getting sick story, she slept ALL DAY Saturday…thanks to shoddy quarterback play, Austin & Titus didn’t look near as good as they could have.  Thank goodness for Senior Bowl practices…I don’t really care for the Pro Bowl but, since I’m a junky, it’s football to watch…Terry Bradshaw said “I’m all about style.”  That’s like Hitler saying, “I’m all about Kosher hot dogs.” Or Michael Jackson saying “I’m all about the child’s well-being.”…Is it bad that I was offended by Troy Aikman calling Matt Ryan a young man?  I mean, what does that make me?...So, you’re the best in the business and you’re playing like it’s a scrimmage.  You got the free trip to Hawaii.  Feel like earning that trip?  Worst exhibition of tackling ever…Fox should be ashamed to broadcast that dirty turd of a football game…to finish things up, sorry I missed last week.  Kind of had a motivation issue.  Did anyone notice I was gone?

Let’s see.  Worst.  National.  Championship.  Game.  EVER!.  Not for the quality of play but for the fact that I had to watch an SEC team and the BW Ducks play…Mrs D made some Buffalo Chicken Sandwiches for dinner though.  Shredded chicken covered in Frank’s Red Hot, lettuce, tomato, and bleu cheese on a cheese roll.  OMG it was so good!...Tuesday was just Tuesday.  Pretty much the same way every week…I really need a job.  Watched all 4 hours of the Today Show and now Regis & Kelly.  Jerry O’Connell is pretty funny though…so Mrs D is watching Dog the Bounty Hunter’s Book Tour Special.  A)I didn’t know he could write, B)the book has to have about 8,000 pictures, & C)this is how you get hillbillies into a book store…My alarm clock scares the BW out of me…Cam Newton will enter the draft.  Why is he taking a paycut?...there should never be an invention called a “Daddle”.  Really?  A saddle for kids to put on their dads.  And the commercial was horribly inappropriate.  HORRIBLY!  Riding your father should never be an option…On that note, KITTY WIGS!  OMFG…ok, so another reason to hate the Ducks.  New basketball court is nauseating! (see pic below)…I’m really scared of the WSN’s basketball coverage…so, at least the Ravens played one half of football.  Something the Falcons decided not to do…Pee Wee Herman and Andy Samberg doing shots in an SNL skit isn’t right…I think that the whole “they made plays and we didn’t” rhetoric just gets boring…So, Jets, you won.  Now, STFU please!...Thanks to all that voted for “This Week At The Diggity’s”.  Now I know how Ross Perot feels.  I promise to continue the excellence.  BTW, had to ask Mrs. D if she voted for me or Greek.  Yeah.  Confidence is overflowing!

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Well, I did a bunch of laundry and the dishes today.  That’s gotta count for something right?...Police Academy is on.  Best movie not named “Short Circuit” that Steve Guttenburg ever did…Jesse Palmer is soooo pretty…Taking down Christmas stuff today.  End of the holiday season for the Diggitys…Good to see Arkansas make this a bit of a game…Oh wait, you mean Ryan Mallet threw an interception at the end of a game? Weird…Oh Wednesday was a wash…since I’m not an NBA fan, this is the slow time of the year for me…I watched Splash for the first time in forever.  Wondering why 80s movies are so in the forefront of my life right now…Under Armour All-American game = crap.  Who let the cameraman on the field?...Real Genius, another 80s movie.  Also watched McHale’s Navy and Conquest of The Planet of The Apes (or something like that).  Being unemployed is ok in some respects…Start of the GoDaddy.com Bowl and the Miami, Ohio Coach’s pregame talk got me all hyped up.  I wanted to get up and tackle Mrs. Diggity.  I didn’t do it.  I did commit a holding penalty on the cat though…this has to be the most boring game with the most boring name in the history of bowl games.  At least there was some substance to the Beef O’ Brady Bowl.  Can’t wait to NOT watch the Mad Ostrich in the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl (Mrs D hates Nevada with a passion)…Friday’s make it tough to do ANYTHING!...Hated watching the Cotton Bowl because for some reason, hate A&M and LSU…Is it me or has the Foundation For A Better Life had a commercial during EVERY bowl game?  Maybe they’re telling us something.  Bunch of heathens…Ok, so I’m not so bad with the Oprah Winfrey Network.  There are a couple of ok shows on it.  NO!  I WILL NOT BE HANDING OVER MY MANCARD…I hope Coach Pete never leaves…I think naps are the best…um, Saints, they were 7-9…Book of Eli, not a horrible movie but not the best message ever…Well, my wish to see Nevada destroyed, no matter how good it would have been for them to be ranked going in to next season, was unfullfilled