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"I shall vanish and be no more,
But the land over which I now roam
Shall remain
And change not."
-Omaha Warrior's Song

I'm trying to be a good troll, much closer to the original mythological creatures in Scandinavia and Iceland and not what is typically associated with Internet trolls. I rarely have insider information and most posts are pure speculation. But unicorns approve of my comments.

Greg Oden = Robert Parish (HOF, 4x NBA champion, 9x NBA All-Star). The only other rookie with more than 500 points, 400 rebounds, and 65 blocks in under 1400 minutes played. Since 1946.

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

Text on a 1979 RC Cola can (series with 35 players): "Bill Walton, 6'11'' 225 C, 11-5-52 UCLA, Best center in NBA in '77-'78. Deft passer as well as high percentage shooter. In a class of himself when healthy." Love that last sentence.

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Blazersedge Commented The are better than the Jazz for now on Southern Oregon lifeline junk 11/10/09 on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 11:30 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented Much slower pace despite the still pretty high score on Southern Oregon lifeline junk 11/10/09 on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 11:29 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented True, but that's not what that ESPN genius wrote on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Post Game on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 11:28 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented OKC's road unis have a nasty contrast to the violet on the Kings court on Southern Oregon lifeline junk 11/10/09 on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 11:27 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented In which part of the city is the Staples Centre? Not Santa Monica by chance? on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Post Game on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 11:25 PM EST (2 replies)

Blazersedge Commented Or KP traded for him at the half on Southern Oregon lifeline junk 11/10/09 on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 11:21 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented Maybe it's Casey's birthday or something and they wanted to memorialize him on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Post Game on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 11:19 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented The Mavericks say hi on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Post Game on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 11:17 PM EST (2 replies)

Blazersedge Commented He got irritated by Damon Stoudamire and Bo Outlaw on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Post Game on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 11:16 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented Rick Kamla is still in action, so I guess the blogger demanding a suspension over his "chinaman" faux pas wasn't successful with the NBA/Turner on Southern Oregon lifeline junk 11/10/09 on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 11:14 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented Whatever team wants his gigantic unguaranteed/expiring contract to match with a free agent or player the Mavs like. on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Post Game on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 11:09 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented And why didn't Damp always record double doubles? on Southern Oregon lifeline junk 11/10/09 on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 11:02 PM EST

Mavs Moneyball Commented 2100 on Game 7: Rockets at Mavs Open Thread on Mavs Moneyball - 11/10/09 10:58 PM EST (1 reply)

Mavs Moneyball Commented Mavs need to watch Damp's minutes a bit. If he plays too much, his last year becomes guaranteed :) on Game 7: Rockets at Mavs Open Thread on Mavs Moneyball - 11/10/09 10:55 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented Tell that to LaMarcus and Greg on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Post Game on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 10:53 PM EST (1 reply)

Mavs Moneyball Commented Damp > Shaq, lol on Game 7: Rockets at Mavs Open Thread on Mavs Moneyball - 11/10/09 10:50 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented And Dampier is the new Shaq. 6 for 6, 20 rebounds, 3 blocks. on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Post Game on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 10:50 PM EST (2 replies)

Blazersedge Commented Almost as lame as "consolidate" and "recap" double posts :) on Southern Oregon lifeline junk 11/10/09 on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 10:48 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented Mavs with 36 pt turnaround against the Rockets. Now winning by (almost) 20. Nice end of the night. on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Post Game on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 10:47 PM EST (2 replies)

Mavs Moneyball Commented D-D-D-Dagger by the Diggler on Game 7: Rockets at Mavs Open Thread on Mavs Moneyball - 11/10/09 10:46 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented Depends on the kinds of offers he gets on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Second Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 10:42 PM EST

Mavs Moneyball Commented Blazers win. Now the Mavs need to win too, please. on Game 7: Rockets at Mavs Open Thread on Mavs Moneyball - 11/10/09 10:40 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented Or he just wants out of Memphis on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Second Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 10:40 PM EST (2 replies)

Mavs Moneyball Commented It was very very close. I fear they are right, but the league might review it again. on Game 7: Rockets at Mavs Open Thread on Mavs Moneyball - 11/10/09 10:39 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented Nuggets and Bulls boards explode :) on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Second Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 10:37 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented Hard to say, looked like it didn't leave his fingertips when the red light went on on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Second Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 10:36 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented League might have to review that one on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Second Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 10:35 PM EST

Mavs Moneyball Commented League might have to review it. Incredibly close. on Game 7: Rockets at Mavs Open Thread on Mavs Moneyball - 11/10/09 10:34 PM EST

Mavs Moneyball Commented After Noah got a rebound with 0.6. Pretty incredible. on Game 7: Rockets at Mavs Open Thread on Mavs Moneyball - 11/10/09 10:33 PM EST (1 reply)

Mavs Moneyball Commented Brad Miller might have hit the shot as the clock expired after 0.3 timeout on Game 7: Rockets at Mavs Open Thread on Mavs Moneyball - 11/10/09 10:32 PM EST (3 replies)

Blazersedge Commented Very very close shot by Miller on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Second Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 10:30 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented Lol, Brad Miller hits it on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Second Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 10:29 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented You can call a timeout before the fact? on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Second Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 10:29 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented Gasol not with a great game but still very solid with 19, 6 and 2 blocks on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Second Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 10:24 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented Stupid cable Internet outage again. Speed is great, reliability sucks. For Christmas, I want my DSL back. on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Second Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 10:14 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented ...on the next DeSagana Diop. At #2. on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Second Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 9:47 PM EST

Mavs Moneyball Commented It helps to see which units are working well together, and who plays defense. Thus it helps to add to stats like PER. on Game 7: Rockets at Mavs Open Thread on Mavs Moneyball - 11/10/09 9:43 PM EST (1 reply)

Mavs Moneyball Commented Can we trade Gooden for Kurt Thomas please? on Game 7: Rockets at Mavs Open Thread on Mavs Moneyball - 11/10/09 9:22 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented Moving on out of this ugly thing on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Pre-Game and First Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 9:21 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented 2 fouls are foul trouble in Nate's book. My head. on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Second Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 9:21 PM EST

Mavs Moneyball Commented At the moment sadly it looks like he is 2 years away from being the next Diop on Game 7: Rockets at Mavs Open Thread on Mavs Moneyball - 11/10/09 9:19 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented So does Roy on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Pre-Game and First Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 9:17 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented But often BASIC on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Pre-Game and First Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 9:17 PM EST (1 reply)

Mavs Moneyball Commented Chuck Hayes? Rick Adelman? on Game 7: Rockets at Mavs Open Thread on Mavs Moneyball - 11/10/09 9:15 PM EST

Mavs Moneyball Commented Zach Randolph accidentally banged heads with Hasheem Thabeet and broke his jaw. Grizzlies can't catch a break. on Game 7: Rockets at Mavs Open Thread on Mavs Moneyball - 11/10/09 9:12 PM EST (2 replies)

Mavs Moneyball Commented Go Mavs, will be over while the ugly Blazers game is in halftime and when it's over on Game 7: Rockets at Mavs Open Thread on Mavs Moneyball - 11/10/09 9:09 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented Huh, why should that be a violation when it doesn't go in? on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Pre-Game and First Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 9:07 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented Well, if anything qualifies as a freak accident that does on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Pre-Game and First Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 9:04 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented Nice. Well, if you wonder why we don't get open looks or drives that's part of the problem. on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Pre-Game and First Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 9:01 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented Our passing is bad, guys always have to jump to catch them on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Pre-Game and First Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 9:00 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented Ironically he called the most fouls for ROAD teams last year of any ref on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Pre-Game and First Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 8:58 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented Go McBob over Gasol :) on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Pre-Game and First Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 8:54 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented Listed at 7'2", about Sabonis on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Pre-Game and First Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 8:47 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented Memphis has 2 players I don't even know who are better than our bench on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Pre-Game and First Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 8:45 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented Martell still has problems to drive. So does about everyone else. on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Pre-Game and First Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 8:44 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented Rudy, Travis, Blake not awake yet on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Pre-Game and First Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 8:42 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented Should have stopped the play and went for a jump ball on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Pre-Game and First Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 8:34 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented Gasol happens to be in the top 15 among all players this year so far on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Pre-Game and First Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 8:31 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented Blake has watched a lot of Sergio tapes in the offseason. Always reverses the ball now. on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Pre-Game and First Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 8:22 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented No breakout game for Greg against Gasol tonight on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Pre-Game and First Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 8:17 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented Now it started, still a bit sloppy on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Pre-Game and First Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 8:13 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented I get no connection at all. All games are paused. on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Pre-Game and First Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 8:05 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented Crap, not one of these nights where LPBB has connection issues on Gameday Open Thread: Blazers vs. Grizzlies--Pre-Game and First Half on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 8:02 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented I'm tempted to flag this :) on 09/10 junk on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 7:59 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Voted for MBR won't exactly get killed, but the offensive advantages of this line-up will be outweighed by the defensive drawbacks. Interesting post, hurryup, but the convenional wisdom is right on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 7:49 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented Injuries are impossible to predict on 09/10 junk on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 7:46 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented We should do a recap of the decade junk drawer towards the end of the year. With a voting how we liked it. on 09/10 junk on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 7:35 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented He survived, and it was partly reversible by doctors in Vienna and Geneva that treated him although some liver damage surely remains. on 09/10 junk on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 7:33 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented Maybe Plato was talking about television on 09/10 junk on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 7:21 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented In case you were drunk or asleep or in a cave for much of the decade (or all of the above), here it is again in 7 minutes on 09/10 junk on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 7:13 PM EST (3 replies)

Blazersedge Commented Meow, as the GLove would say on 09/10 junk on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 7:09 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented And then the cat went online to blog about its experience on 09/10 junk on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 7:01 PM EST

Blazersedge Commented We know she liked to be a Trail Blazer and a Maverick ;-) on 09/10 junk on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 6:57 PM EST (2 replies)

Blazersedge Commented What makes texting better than voting for free on NBA.com, also once per day if you want to? on TEXT YOUR ALL STAR VOTES... on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 6:56 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented I'm through the single player, and didn't even have to wait in line :) on Christmas Comes Early For Jeff Pendergraph on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 6:53 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented Lol, last year Oden and Martell and Sergio were allegedly unhappy, now Roy, Nic and Rudy are unhappy. Drama. on Brandon Roy Unhappy? on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 6:50 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented Sorry on 09/10 junk on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 6:46 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented Have you seen her last 2 videos? It gets very old on 09/10 junk on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 5:47 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented Or make videos where she is horizontal, like the declining Shakira which is too bad since she is amazing live but seems to run out of ideas what body parts to shake on 09/10 junk on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 5:45 PM EST (1 reply)

Blazersedge Commented Since she uses the stage name of a porn star, I doubt she cares that much about names :) on 09/10 junk on Blazersedge - 11/10/09 5:37 PM EST

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