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  • joined Jun 17, 2008
  • last login May 17, 2013
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"I shall vanish and be no more,
But the land over which I now roam
Shall remain
And change not."
-Omaha Warrior's Song

I'm trying to be a good troll, much closer to the original mythological creatures in Scandinavia and Iceland and not what is typically associated with Internet trolls. I rarely have insider information and most posts are pure speculation. But unicorns approve of my comments.

"The playoffs now are my grind. My grind for a championship,'' Roy said. "Whatever needs to be done to get there I'm gonna do it.''

Text on a 1979 RC Cola can (series with 35 players): "Bill Walton, 6'11'' 225 C, 11-5-52 UCLA, Best center in NBA in '77-'78. Deft passer as well as high percentage shooter. In a class of himself when healthy." Love that last sentence.

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  • nba Portland Trail Blazers
  • general Dallas Mavericks
Recent Activity
What were you doing in a kayak riding down the steps? Should have used a snowboard
Commented on Blazers' Mascot Blaze The Trail Cat Joins Twitter on May 19 2013, 5:12a
They aren't a part of the EBU, though it seems they have a pending membership application
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 19 2013, 5:06a
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world, all other countrys are run by little girls
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 19 2013, 4:40a - 1 reply
Needle moves
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 19 2013, 4:29a - 1 reply
Apparently good enough to win
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 19 2013, 4:19a - 1 reply
Not Realplayer, broadcast.com
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 6:25p
Denmark just sealed the victory!
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 6:21p
Larkin should switch to track and field
Commented on NBA Pre-Draft Combine In Chicago: Day 2 News & Notes on May 18 2013, 5:36p - 1 reply
Combine it with a trade for Gortat and swap picks with Phoenix in the process for #4 (or if they fall back to #5)
Commented on Haynes: Blazers Eye Trade Up For Indiana G Victor Oladipo? on May 18 2013, 5:31p - 3 replies
That and Count Dracula singing falsetto won my comedy category this year
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 5:20p
Lol, winner: Greece with "alcohol is free"
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 4:43p - 1 reply
Favorite Denmark was good, though she's a bit like a nordic Shakira
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 4:34p - 1 reply
Lol, mean Twitter comment on the sad ballad from the Netherlands about dying birds: "This would be such a pretty song, if it was different"
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 4:10p
Belgium sent a guy who looks like a creepy young version of Chris De Burgh
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 3:38p
They are the tumblr of musicians
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 3:30p - 2 replies
I don't speak Moldavian, but that was a pretty song
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 3:27p - 1 reply
No ABBA reunion at the Eurovision song contest, only AB. Boo.
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 3:11p - 1 reply
Now 0-3
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 3:08p
Yeah, and he's not as fluid as Drummond who already played in college like a much smaller player despite his legit NBA center size
Commented on NBA Pre-Draft Combine In Chicago: Thursday News & Notes on May 18 2013, 2:39p
USA down 0-1 to Switzerland in ice hockey world cup semi final. Lol.
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 2:31p - 1 reply
And on missing Sergio :-)
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 2:12p
No Subject
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 10:56a - 2 replies
Tech news relating to Morti: Tumblr is in acquisition talks with Yahoo!
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 10:51a - 1 reply
She looks a bit like France's answer to Courtney Love though she doesn't sound like it.
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 9:46a - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 9:42a
It's usually fun
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 9:40a - 1 reply
Today is the Eurovision song contest again, live from Malmö, Sweden! Bigger than champions league and NBA finals and Super Bowl combined! Or... whatever
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 7:37a - 2 replies
If you look real close, they have a greenish color
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 7:14a - 1 reply
Morti's soulmate is a Korean animator working for Futurama and the Simpsons. All glory to the hypnotoad!
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 7:13a - 1 reply
Last month a new 5 euro bill came out
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 7:10a - 1 reply
Dirk Nowitzki's house
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 4:43a - 1 reply
Safari
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 4:40a
Hehe, some more or less organized criminals have figured out the Thai 10 Baht coin looks very much like a 2 Euro coin
Commented on Hey a new JD 5-17-13 on May 18 2013, 4:35a - 1 reply
for Chrome
Voted on May 18 2013, 4:31a
For the foreseeable future, meeting in Vegas would be more likely than meeting in Portland
Commented on 5-11 Junk: BBQ edition on May 17 2013, 7:48p
Don't stop! Believing!
Commented on 5-11 Junk: BBQ edition on May 17 2013, 7:21p
Finland has gotten rid of 1 and 2 cents a while ago
Commented on 5-11 Junk: BBQ edition on May 17 2013, 6:42a
A green card company sent me one this week attached to a junk mail envelope
Commented on 5-11 Junk: BBQ edition on May 17 2013, 6:40a
The EU wants to abolish the 1 and 2 cent coins
Commented on 5-11 Junk: BBQ edition on May 17 2013, 5:15a - 1 reply
A little
Commented on 5-11 Junk: BBQ edition on May 16 2013, 7:50p - 1 reply
Those Spaniards...
Commented on 5-11 Junk: BBQ edition on May 16 2013, 5:19p
We don't have the right to match offers. They are unrestricted free agents.
Commented on Blazer's Edge Mailbag: Mentoring, Trading, and the Blazers as Literature on May 16 2013, 4:06p - 1 reply
Some SBN editor posted on Twitter that they had a real hardware meltdown, not a SW problem
Commented on Blazer's Edge Mailbag: Mentoring, Trading, and the Blazers as Literature on May 16 2013, 3:57p - 1 reply
Otherwise you'd have 1000+ angry comments on Sactown Royalty
Commented on 5-11 Junk: BBQ edition on May 16 2013, 2:11p - 1 reply
Is it waterproof so you can also attack small submarines with it?
Commented on Blazers Owner Paul Allen Sells Painting At Sotheby's Auction For $43.8 Million on May 16 2013, 1:57p
Watched Into Darkness
Commented on 5-11 Junk: BBQ edition on May 16 2013, 1:49p - 1 reply
Paul Allen needs to invest again in undervalued assets
Commented on 5-11 Junk: BBQ edition on May 16 2013, 1:47p - 1 reply
O the nOrsk book club for Blazers
Commented on Blazer's Edge Mailbag: Mentoring, Trading, and the Blazers as Literature on May 16 2013, 6:54a - 3 replies
Tundra + Twinkie
Commented on 5-11 Junk: BBQ edition on May 16 2013, 5:03a - 1 reply
True. But the important thing is that any idiot could paint this, but one genius did.
Commented on Blazers Owner Paul Allen Sells Painting At Sotheby's Auction For $43.8 Million on May 16 2013, 4:40a
Some guy did that with apples
Commented on 5-11 Junk: BBQ edition on May 14 2013, 3:11a
Lol
Commented on 5-11 Junk: BBQ edition on May 13 2013, 4:30p
Now also available as a full preview on iTunes
Commented on 5-11 Junk: BBQ edition on May 13 2013, 4:28p
The Mavs were winning a lot with him starting :-)
Commented on Blazers F Nicolas Batum Receives Vote For 2013 All-Defensive First Team on May 13 2013, 4:13p - 1 reply
According to Synergy he doesn't fare so well for several years now
Commented on Blazers F Nicolas Batum Receives Vote For 2013 All-Defensive First Team on May 13 2013, 4:12p - 2 replies
LMA playing a few days after suffering a concussion on some eastern road trip 2-3 seasons ago comes to mind
Commented on You Can't Bury Blazers Trainer Jay Jensen That Easily on May 13 2013, 2:09p - 2 replies
No Subject
Commented on 5-11 Junk: BBQ edition on May 13 2013, 12:11p
I've finished 10 courses over their platform so far (and audited a few more without completing exercises)
Commented on 5-11 Junk: BBQ edition on May 13 2013, 12:08p - 1 reply
The headline made me think Quick got his facts wrong and Jensen wasn't really fired
Commented on You Can't Bury Blazers Trainer Jay Jensen That Easily on May 13 2013, 11:29a
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