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NPK's BGN Picture Caption Contest !

NorthPhillyKid — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:44:34 -0000

Well Ladies and Gents I was almost angry at the fact i could'nt find an interesting enough picture for my weekly caption contest but then wallah ! Good Old 3rd string LG Mike McGlynn came through with a sufficient enough pose to be hilariously misconstrued by captions from you little Bleeding Green ~~Boogers~~, i mean bloggers.

If you are new to this, it works like this. Take the picture below and write a comment (Caption) that you think will generate the most attention and recommendations from your fellow bloggers by inserting a hilarious rendition of what you think could be going on in the picture when it was taken. Please feel free to drasticly blow things out of proportion and try to make us LOL , LMAO , ROFLMAO or just plain old wee wee in our britches every time we gander at it. Try to use only the players or objects in the pic but feel free to reference someone not there as if they were involved with the player in the pic.

Your last Picture Cap Contest winner was EVILBANNER and his picture and caption can be viewed after the jump.

Donavon: "Hey fatman, if you’d get me an offensive line that could both run and pass block, run a balanced offense like a real man, and not consult your laminated Denny’s menu that’s longer than the Book of Mormon, we might have a shot at a Super Bowl."

- EVILBANNER

EvilBanner = Picture Caption Winner ! Congrats ! ! !

NorthPhillyKid — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:20:32 -0000

“Hey fatman, if you’d get me an offensive line that could both run and pass block, run a balanced offense like a real man, and not consult your laminated Denny’s menu that’s longer than the Book of Mormon, we might have a shot at a Super Bowl.”

by EvilBanner on Nov 25, 2009 7:12 AM EST

This will never end ...

NorthPhillyKid — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:48:28 -0000

Whoever this applies to, when are you going to stop continuing to point fingers at the same people when the Birds lose. It is clearly evident that other people were drastically more at fault for this loss. Like i don't know maybe ......... the offensive line, celek/receivers dropping balls, db's missing tackles, line backers getting beat in coverage, the refs having man crush's' on the raiders because they wear the same colors or even that god damn pigeon on special teams !

"Reid must go ! McNabb Sucks !!!" .... am i the only one tired of hearing this ?

If we would of decisively won that game like we should have there would be absolutely no talks of firing people and it wouldn't of crossed your mind the entire game. Its amazing how quickly peoples opinions come out of the dark after one loss, but these same people are praising the players and team when were winning ball games. Now don't get me wrong, there are a few of you who stick to their guns and even though i disagree with you i respect your consistency. Now for the majority of you dipsticks, I have yet to see a game where we won but you came out screaming we didnt run the ball enough or andy needs to be fired for all those plays he called because we could of got 20 yards instead of 12 yards on that play !!!

Do you know why ? Cause you would of sounded like a moron, which is why its too easy for you people to come out of the dark after a game like that and completely ruin some peoples morale. Why cant you people realize this game was a failure on all levels ? You people think if we ran more we would of won that game ? You guys are kidding me right ? The offensive line could barely hold up in the pass protection, let alone stay on their two feet. What makes you think we would of won by running ?

Please break it down for us how our inconsistent and unreliable linemen would of made more of an impact if we ran. Also please post video footage and side notes with explanations where your play calling would of been more effective against the raiders defense as apposed to the greatest coach the Philadelphia Eagles have ever been lead by.

Please do , Hugs and Kisses , No Homo ... - NPK

Week 6 Quarter Back Caption Winner - Remis ! Grats

NorthPhillyKid — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 17:07:51 -0000

(if Steve Smith was looking at the ground)
DM: What are you looking at?
SS: just getting familiar with where Jake’s face is probably gonna end up during the game

(if Steve Smith was checking McNabb’s package out)
DM: What are you looking at?
SS: just getting familiar with where Jake’s face is probably gonna end up after the game

http://www.libertyballers.com/

by Remis on Oct 19, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions 9 recs

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NorthPhillyKid — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:00:35 -0000

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Heal Up McNabb ! Happy Birthday For Me ! GO BIRDS !!!

NorthPhillyKid — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:27:54 -0000

Heal Up McNabb ! Happy Birthday For Me ! GO BIRDS !!!

Anybody Wanna Feeley ?

NorthPhillyKid — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:38:02 -0000

Source

http://www.bostonherald.com/blogs/sports/rap_sheet/?p=3481&srvc=sports&position=recent_bullet

Eagles backup QB A.J. Feeley on the market… have the Patriots joined the derby? (Updated!)

Here’s an interesting — and completely unsurprising — development… Eagles quarterback A.J. Feeley is officially on the trading block. A reserve behind Donovan McNabb and Kevin Kolb, Feeley really got squeezed when Michael Vick signed.

Now, according to this article, Feeley is on his way out. He seemed diplomatic about it, saying, “I think (coach Andy Reid) will find the best situation for me, if it comes to that.”

How does this affect the Patriots?

Feeley is getting serious interest from the Pats, a bunch of people tell The Rap Sheet. They are not the only team to be interested.

With the release of Kevin O’Connell, the team is, at least, thoroughly investigating its options in searching for a fourth to join starter Tom Brady and backups Andrew Walter and Brian Hoyer.

[Updated: The 49ers released Damon Huard, another possibility for the Pats.]

Coach Bill Belichick wouldn’t say as much today, but added, “Am I saying there’s going to be no more player movement? No.”

It’ll be interesting to see if the Eagles deal Feeley before Vick becomes eligible to play or after. Would they leave themselves short-handed for a good deal?

When you mention the guys to take O’Connell’s spot, Feeley comes up, as does Huard, Cleo Lemon, and Chiefs reserve Tyler Thigpen. Feeley is the most accomplished and would be the most sought after. He actually has a 4-1 record as a starter.

Of course, Belichick and Reid are close, and Belichick does like dealing with his boys. Remember, Reid and Belichick were involved in the deal for Greg Lewis. Oh, the Rams are also interested, apparently.

Also, if this does end up happening (and apparently the Eagles are asking for a lot), it’ll mean Brady won’t have the only famous wife. Feeley is engaged to soccer star Heather Mitts, who was previously named ESPN.com’s hottest female athlete.

Want to know which team Mitts plays for? The Boston Breakers.

How ’bout that?

This entry was posted on Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 at 10:05 pm and is filed under Training Camp, Breaking News. You can

Dont Forget To Sit Down

NorthPhillyKid — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:33:38 -0000

To those of you know me here i have put a good bit of sweat and blood in to BGN since its uprising , but as of late i haven't been posting very much because of other commitments. When i find time i just like to enjoy reading the newer guys posts who are consistent and passionate about their articles.

( Shout Out To Bye, Dawk :( )

Now hear me out before you give up reading because its another mike vick post. I posted several comments about mike and how i felt with what he had done. I am a huge animal lover and i in fact find my self enraged when a animal dies in a movie instead of the hero taking the bullet for mans best friend. I think i may have been the first person to pick up the pitchfork and lantern when i heard what he had done. I am still horrified that someone could actually be capable of doing something that grotesque but it took me a while to realize that i was wrong for saying he didn't deserve forgiveness and if you remember my comments throughout the process they gradually changed from hating to forgiving.

Everyone deserves a second chance, and in the words of mike "If i can help more than i hurt then hopefully i will have proven that im sorry for what i did". I have forgiven mike so to speak but i am not exactly emptying the piggy bank to buy stocks either. Everyone still criticizing should really look in the mirror before you continue to criticize people pleading for forgiveness. Would you not want forgiveness if you had done something severely wrong ? Something tells me you would pray for forgiveness if you were in his cleats.He deserves a second chance, but he still has to prove he deserved it.

Now that you know on which side of the fence i reside, lets get to my main point.

I am an EAGLES fan point blank. I will bleed green till i die. I may be moving to miami in the near future and i wont be wearing a dolphins jersey ever.

I AM AN EAGLES FAN ! I would assume that all of you here are as well, correct ? Then why are we losing the support of fans because of the mike vick signing ? If we signed vick 2 years ago all of you who are disgusted with him would be overjoyed and zealous the second we signed him. (traded tech if it happened) Michael Vick is an extraordinary professional football player and none of you here can say his talent and game play isn't absolutely amazing at the least. I understand that we all cant have the same feelings or point of views on such a controversial issue and i am okay with that but ...

If you dont want to be an EAGLES fan anymore because of mike vicks actions that's fine. If you refuse to cheer and or will be booing him whenever he takes the field that's fine. If you change the channel whenever he takes the snaps that's fine. If you will no longer be a fan of the EAGLES until mike is no longer on the team that is fine by me also, but do me a favor while vick is an EAGLE.

WHEN MIKE VICK TAKES A SNAP FROM SHOTGUN AND THROWS A BOMB AFTER AVOIDING 2 SACKS BEHIND THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE ... DON'T CLAP ... JUST SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET.
WHEN NUMBER 7 SEES A GAP IN THE MIDDLE AND SPINS OFF THE MLB SPYING HIM WHILE PASSING THE FIRST DOWN MARKER ON THIRD DOWN... DON'T CHEER ... JUST SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET.
WHEN 5 TAKES THE SNAP AS VICK LINES UP AT WR AND PROCEEDS TO BREAK 2 DEFENDERS ANKLES BEFORE REELING IN THE RECEPTION FOR A TD ... DON'T HIGH 5 YOUR FRIENDS ... JUST SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET.
WHEN MIKE TAKES THE REIGNS BECAUSE 5 GOT HURT (KNOCK ON WOOD) AND THROWS FOR 204 WHILE ALSO RUNNING FOR 110 ... PLEASE ... JUST SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET.

None of this is obviously guaranteed to happen, but i am getting really pissed off seeing that some of you so called fans aren't what you claim to be. I want the best players possible on the field that give my team the best possible chance of winning the super bowl. Ray Lewis was acquitted of murder even though so many believe he did it yet if he was an Eagle you would be buying his jersey right now as we speak. We as people tend to judge harsher on things we know nothing about then things we do. If you cant see or comprehend that mike vick can someway increase our chances at winning the super bowl then you are literally in denial and are letting your emotions take the helm.

If you want to stick to not being a fan i understand, but please ... please look yourself in the mirror after reading this. Realize that none of us in the world we live in are perfect. Understand that he was raised around the despicable trend of dog fighting and he became numb to it being that it was accepted amongst his society who IMO should be equally blamed. I am in no way condoning his past actions and mistreatment of mans best friend, but i am condoning his promise to help more than he has hurt. He has yet to prove he will do so, but he deserves the chance to show us.

If everything you just read went in the left ear and out the right , and you have been practicing your boos all morning for tonight... do us EAGLES fans a favor ... PLEASE JUST SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET. Go Birds !!!

-NPK

Andy if your watching , can maclin try this please ? lol

NorthPhillyKid — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:28:04 -0000

Andy if your watching , can maclin try this please ? lol