Commented I will agree on a one-run complete game being the top individual performance, though on Small Ballin' works in Pittsburgh (just don't ask Christina Aguilera's ex). Reds win, 8-1. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 1:31 AM EDT

Commented What, Todd goes 2-3 with a triple, a double, and HBP on Small Ballin' works in Pittsburgh (just don't ask Christina Aguilera's ex). Reds win, 8-1. on Red Reporter - 05/30/12 1:22 AM EDT (3 replies)

Commented Also, Dusty's tall, yo on Red Reporter Field Trip: Taking in BP at GABP, but not with BP on Red Reporter - 05/25/12 3:07 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Backwards hat = you're doin it wrong on Red Reporter Field Trip: Taking in BP at GABP, but not with BP on Red Reporter - 05/25/12 2:59 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Thank you for killing the Hulk GIF, -MBP! on Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!! 6-3 Redlegs win. on Red Reporter - 05/24/12 11:19 PM EDT

Commented Hey Uncle Weez on Good thing the ballpark is downtown, because that's where Frazier went. Reds beat Braves, 2-1. on Red Reporter - 05/24/12 3:44 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Eff you all on Good thing the ballpark is downtown, because that's where Frazier went. Reds beat Braves, 2-1. on Red Reporter - 05/24/12 3:43 AM EDT

Recommended Hey, I had nothing to do with this on Red Reporter - 05/22/12 6:42 AM EDT

Commented I'm wondering what the logical endpoint of this home run alternate naming meme is. on Without deviation from the norm (& Ronny Cedeno), regress is not possible. Reds lose 9-4. on Red Reporter - 05/18/12 1:00 AM EDT

Commented There's one word in that sentence that changes its whole meaning. on The Toddfather Part II (home runs) - Reds come back to beat Mets, 6-3 on Red Reporter - 05/17/12 6:14 AM EDT

Commented In other words, just another Wednesday night. on The Toddfather Part II (home runs) - Reds come back to beat Mets, 6-3 on Red Reporter - 05/17/12 1:12 AM EDT

Recommended He doesn't have any teeth, on Red Reporter - 05/17/12 12:45 AM EDT

Commented Sorry, Scrabs. on The Toddfather Part II (home runs) - Reds come back to beat Mets, 6-3 on Red Reporter - 05/17/12 12:45 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Do you have dental coverage in your health plan? on The Toddfather Part II (home runs) - Reds come back to beat Mets, 6-3 on Red Reporter - 05/17/12 12:43 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented This is correct. on The Toddfather Part II (home runs) - Reds come back to beat Mets, 6-3 on Red Reporter - 05/17/12 12:39 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Work the night shift on The Toddfather Part II (home runs) - Reds come back to beat Mets, 6-3 on Red Reporter - 05/17/12 12:35 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Alright, you're right on The Toddfather Part II (home runs) - Reds come back to beat Mets, 6-3 on Red Reporter - 05/17/12 12:24 AM EDT

Commented I'm not drunk on The Toddfather Part II (home runs) - Reds come back to beat Mets, 6-3 on Red Reporter - 05/17/12 12:22 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Is everyone in this thread drunk? on The Toddfather Part II (home runs) - Reds come back to beat Mets, 6-3 on Red Reporter - 05/17/12 12:17 AM EDT (3 replies)

Commented I think I want the Reds to pass on him on The Draft: Texas A & M RHP Michael Wacha. on Red Reporter - 05/15/12 12:56 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Thing is, that kid is probably old enough to be breaking into the NBA himself. on Devin Mesoraco lowers his cERA; Reds defeat Braves 3-1. on Red Reporter - 05/14/12 11:51 PM EDT (1 reply)

Recommended Looking through Talking Chop (because I don't want to edit a paper) on Red Reporter - 05/14/12 11:49 PM EDT

Commented I attended Joey Votto Gold Glove Bobblehead Night (tm) on Red It, Watched It, And Wept - Week of 5/13/12 on Red Reporter - 05/14/12 12:25 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Well, they got one thing right on The Draft: Current Reds scouting reports on Red Reporter - 05/10/12 1:39 AM EDT

Commented Well, uh, then it should be 11:10a MST on Must've been cold in Milwaukee tonight, since Homer wore his wool #poopsocks. Reds lose, 8-3. on Red Reporter - 05/09/12 1:21 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Stupid Time Zones on Must've been cold in Milwaukee tonight, since Homer wore his wool #poopsocks. Reds lose, 8-3. on Red Reporter - 05/09/12 12:57 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Yeah, I tried to look it up on I'd have had this written an hour ago, but I was waiting for Jay Bruce's Home Run to land. Reds... on Red Reporter - 05/08/12 1:04 AM EDT

Commented Is that a euphemism for oral sex? on Game 28: Reds @ Brewers (8:10 EDT). BroYo vs. NoYo on Red Reporter - 05/08/12 12:59 AM EDT

Commented I could go do my homework on I'd have had this written an hour ago, but I was waiting for Jay Bruce's Home Run to land. Reds... on Red Reporter - 05/08/12 12:18 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented How long you been working on that one, 'nukkah? on Don't Call It A Comeback, They Been Here For 104 Years! Reds win 4-3 over the #LOLcubs on Red Reporter - 05/04/12 12:05 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented For a specific team (Chelsea) on Red Reposter - Wet Great American Bummer on Red Reporter - 05/02/12 11:25 PM EDT

Commented I'ma go with Madisonville, OH on Game 23, take two: Reds vs. Cubs (7:10 EDT). Arroyo vs. Samardzija. on Red Reporter - 05/02/12 6:07 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented So pretty much par for the course at RR on Game 23, take two: Reds vs. Cubs (7:10 EDT). Arroyo vs. Samardzija. on Red Reporter - 05/02/12 5:23 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented I love Irish whisky on Game 23, take two: Reds vs. Cubs (7:10 EDT). Arroyo vs. Samardzija. on Red Reporter - 05/02/12 5:22 PM EDT

Commented Lousy Smarch weather... on Game 23, take two: Reds vs. Cubs (7:10 EDT). Arroyo vs. Samardzija. on Red Reporter - 05/02/12 5:20 PM EDT