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Old Man Duggan

Mar 30, 2009 May 27, 2012 120 8146

Upper Midwest transplant to Austin. Semi-objective Royals fan. University of Minnesota grad with an English degree that qualifies me for exactly nothing.

Author of the blogs Royalscentricity.com and InconsideratePrick.com

Contributor at RoyalsReview.com

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Royals Review Commented It's like if Pynchon wrote an homage to The Big Lebowski set in So-Cal while the Mansons were running wild. on OT Friday: The generic boilerplate template desert island gambit on Royals Review - 05/27/12 12:31 AM EDT

Royals Review Commented I had actually started Mason & Dixon when it came out but had it from the library. on OT Friday: The generic boilerplate template desert island gambit on Royals Review - 05/27/12 12:30 AM EDT

Royals Review Commented Anton Corbijn on OT Friday: The generic boilerplate template desert island gambit on Royals Review - 05/26/12 2:44 AM EDT

Royals Review Commented Mason & Dixon might be the most inaccessible one. on OT Friday: The generic boilerplate template desert island gambit on Royals Review - 05/26/12 2:42 AM EDT (2 replies)

Royals Review Commented It's thought he'll be there in the next week. on Diamonds in the Rough 5.24 on Royals Review - 05/25/12 9:03 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented I almost put Step Brothers on my list. on OT Friday: The generic boilerplate template desert island gambit on Royals Review - 05/25/12 8:43 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented Against the Day is the only Pynchon I've not finished. on OT Friday: The generic boilerplate template desert island gambit on Royals Review - 05/25/12 8:35 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented Pretty sure it's just first one to it. on OT Friday: The generic boilerplate template desert island gambit on Royals Review - 05/25/12 8:32 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented You may want to check back into The New Girl. The second half of last season was very good. on OT Friday: The generic boilerplate template desert island gambit on Royals Review - 05/25/12 8:30 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented Shit, forgot one in the running for most beautiful thing I've ever seen. on OT Friday: The generic boilerplate template desert island gambit on Royals Review - 05/25/12 8:27 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented Answers (and when I said that word in my head, I pronounced the 'w') on OT Friday: The generic boilerplate template desert island gambit on Royals Review - 05/25/12 8:24 PM EDT (4 replies)

Royals Review Commented Oh, so they want the next Christian Colon? on "@jimcallisBA: Yep. Thinking Zimmer. @dbk301: Have the #Royals taking best college arm available?... on Royals Review - 05/24/12 7:56 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented And I do think it's conceivable that he could build a contender, on Fan Support For Dayton Moore Remains Strong on Royals Review - 05/23/12 7:44 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented I am in the fire Moore camp. on Fan Support For Dayton Moore Remains Strong on Royals Review - 05/23/12 7:43 PM EDT (2 replies)

Royals Review Commented Nighthawk, on Game 32 Early Overflow Thread. on Royals Review - 05/22/12 9:42 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented Absolutely. on Twins DFA future Royals pitcher Jason Marquis on Royals Review - 05/22/12 8:28 PM EDT (2 replies)

Royals Review Recommended a comment on Royals Review - 05/22/12 4:15 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented Great piece. on Kelvin Herrera, Starting Pitcher? on Royals Review - 05/22/12 3:10 PM EDT (3 replies)

Royals Review Commented I was having big time buffering issues today. on Highlanders Fall to Lowly Royals, Existential Crises Ensue on Royals Review - 05/22/12 3:23 AM EDT

Royals Review Commented To be fair, I've simply transferred its original (as far as I can tell) usage from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia on Highlanders Fall to Lowly Royals, Existential Crises Ensue on Royals Review - 05/22/12 3:21 AM EDT

Royals Review Commented Post-game is up on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 10:39 PM EDT

Royals Review Posted Highlanders Fall to Lowly Royals, Existential Crises Ensue on Royals Review - 05/21/12 10:39 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented I also like saying palabra instead of word on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 10:07 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented But phonetically pronounced, bay-effay-effay on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 10:04 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented Amigo also works. on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 10:02 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented Such a shit. on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 10:00 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented They showed him on the broadcast yesterday, I think. on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:58 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented Tu duermes desnudo con los monos sucios. on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:57 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented I know they showed Troy. Did they show Chris, too? on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:55 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented Boooooooooooo! on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:54 PM EDT (2 replies)

Royals Review Commented I know. There's not a day that goes by that I don't second-guess my outfit choice that day. on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:53 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented It's slang for dude or guy. on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:52 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented Velo isn't everything. on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:50 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented He raped me. on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:44 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented Yeah. It's the whole let someone else pay the money mentality. on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:41 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented Ask everyone else. on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:38 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented Frontloaded is not happening either on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:38 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented Confused bbb? Mission accomplished. on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:36 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented It's not their America. Duh. on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:35 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented And? on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:33 PM EDT (2 replies)

Royals Review Recommended Glen? Is that you? on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:32 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented I don't either. Just trying to separate aesthetics from subject matter. on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:32 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented I wasn't going at that at all. on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:30 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented That's because the NBA season is still going on. on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:29 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented Correction: on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:26 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented God Bless America (sentiment aside) is a terrible song. on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:25 PM EDT (5 replies)

Royals Review Commented They were all godless heathens back in the day. on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:22 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented Christianity has made a comeback with the rise of the Religious Right. on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:22 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented And I don't think his has been the only phantom injury this season. on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:16 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented Twas a joke. on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:14 PM EDT (2 replies)

Royals Review Commented FA going into the 2015 season on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:14 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented Free Agent in 2015 on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:12 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented Mendoza should definitely be in the rotation over Paulino. on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:12 PM EDT (2 replies)

Royals Review Commented Yep. on Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:08 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented Overflow is up on Official Game Thread - Game XLI - The Royals of Kansas City Versus the Highlanders of New York on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:06 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Posted Game XLI - Overflow Thread I - Royals 3, Highlanders 0, Middle of 6th Felipe Paulino working... on Royals Review - 05/21/12 9:05 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented He was assassinated! on Official Game Thread - Game XLI - The Royals of Kansas City Versus the Highlanders of New York on Royals Review - 05/21/12 8:56 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented ...and plus aggravation. on Official Game Thread - Game XLI - The Royals of Kansas City Versus the Highlanders of New York on Royals Review - 05/21/12 8:53 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented Mos def on Official Game Thread - Game XLI - The Royals of Kansas City Versus the Highlanders of New York on Royals Review - 05/21/12 8:52 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented Oh, sweet Hosmer on Official Game Thread - Game XLI - The Royals of Kansas City Versus the Highlanders of New York on Royals Review - 05/21/12 8:51 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented Getz might have aggravated his injury. on Official Game Thread - Game XLI - The Royals of Kansas City Versus the Highlanders of New York on Royals Review - 05/21/12 8:49 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented hilarious on Official Game Thread - Game XLI - The Royals of Kansas City Versus the Highlanders of New York on Royals Review - 05/21/12 8:48 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented I met him weeks before he was elected. on Official Game Thread - Game XLI - The Royals of Kansas City Versus the Highlanders of New York on Royals Review - 05/21/12 8:42 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented It's raining and the shitty Royals are in town. on Official Game Thread - Game XLI - The Royals of Kansas City Versus the Highlanders of New York on Royals Review - 05/21/12 7:49 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented Until their Red Beard fall-out on Official Game Thread - Game XLI - The Royals of Kansas City Versus the Highlanders of New York on Royals Review - 05/21/12 7:43 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented Clearly you've never lost seven pounds in eight seconds on the can. on Official Game Thread - Game XLI - The Royals of Kansas City Versus the Highlanders of New York on Royals Review - 05/21/12 6:54 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented I don't know how you run the bases, but I would run them capably. on Official Game Thread - Game XLI - The Royals of Kansas City Versus the Highlanders of New York on Royals Review - 05/21/12 6:54 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented He lost seven pounds in eight seconds. on Official Game Thread - Game XLI - The Royals of Kansas City Versus the Highlanders of New York on Royals Review - 05/21/12 6:43 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Commented That's just because his hands, which are firmly gripped around the custom shit grips on his toilet, are out of frame. on Official Game Thread - Game XLI - The Royals of Kansas City Versus the Highlanders of New York on Royals Review - 05/21/12 6:43 PM EDT (1 reply)

Royals Review Posted Official Game Thread - Game XLI - The Royals of Kansas City Versus the Highlanders of New York on Royals Review - 05/21/12 6:37 PM EDT

Royals Review Voted for No on Royals Review - 05/20/12 11:28 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented Why no use of proper punctuation? Why are you ignoring the standard rules of the English language? on Royals Flail Meekly at Pedestrian Lefty Offerings, Lose 2 - 0 to Random Team from Lesser League on Royals Review - 05/20/12 11:25 PM EDT (2 replies)

Royals Review Commented He (and the defense behind him) have allowed very few earned runs that have been charged to him. on Royals Flail Meekly at Pedestrian Lefty Offerings, Lose 2 - 0 to Random Team from Lesser League on Royals Review - 05/20/12 11:15 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented Post-game up on Game XL - Overflow Thread I - D-backs 1, Royals 0 - Middle of 7th Gordon's slash line since... on Royals Review - 05/20/12 5:00 PM EDT

Royals Review Posted Royals Flail Meekly at Pedestrian Lefty Offerings, Lose 2 - 0 to Random Team from Lesser League on Royals Review - 05/20/12 4:59 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented Billy was flashing 30 speed there. on Game XL - Overflow Thread I - D-backs 1, Royals 0 - Middle of 7th Gordon's slash line since... on Royals Review - 05/20/12 4:29 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented There's no way they would burn up service time having Hosmer on the 25-man roster while playing Clint Robinson five days a week on Game XL - Overflow Thread I - D-backs 1, Royals 0 - Middle of 7th Gordon's slash line since... on Royals Review - 05/20/12 4:10 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented I did. Awful. on Official Game Thread - Game XL - The Diamondbacks of Arizona Versus The Royals of Kansas City on Royals Review - 05/20/12 4:01 PM EDT

Royals Review Commented Overflow is up on Official Game Thread - Game XL - The Diamondbacks of Arizona Versus The Royals of Kansas City on Royals Review - 05/20/12 4:01 PM EDT (2 replies)

Royals Review Posted Game XL - Overflow Thread I - D-backs 1, Royals 0 - Middle of 7th Gordon's slash line since... on Royals Review - 05/20/12 3:59 PM EDT

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