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Orestes Ippeau

  • joined Jun 29, 2013
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Start of love affair with baseball coincides with early fascination for how then-Milwaukee Braves pitcher Joey Jay apparently was unable to prevent a 5 oclock shadow not 10 minutes before his picture was taken for the Post Cereals serial.

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Recent Activity
It's really all about strap-ons.
Commented on Open GameThread, 8/30 on Aug 30 2014, 9:03p
Mario Babycurves?
Commented on Yusmeiro Petit sets MLB record for consecutive batters retired on Aug 28 2014, 7:20p
I gather Grart figures he was expected to summarize and pundicate concerning this evening's contest, not yesterday's,
Commented on Stupid Giants lose stupid game in stupid fashion on Aug 26 2014, 3:16a
I feel a lot more confidence in Grart's capacity to keep going into October than I do the Giants as a collective to get within a week of that.
Commented on Stupid Giants lose stupid game in stupid fashion on Aug 26 2014, 3:07a
Crawford's got a new born and a toddler at home.
Commented on Stupid Giants lose stupid game in stupid fashion on Aug 26 2014, 3:04a - 1 reply
... helped along in maintaining its lateral integrity by, no doubt, a stick, named for the effect.
Commented on Stupid Giants lose stupid game in stupid fashion on Aug 26 2014, 2:59a
Anyone here who's lost more than a few hours to APBA or Strat-o-Matic realizes we're really just watching random events
Commented on Stupid Giants lose stupid game in stupid fashion on Aug 26 2014, 2:58a
So it could have been the effects of the new pharmaceutical Susac [tm],
Commented on Stupid Giants lose stupid game in stupid fashion on Aug 26 2014, 2:54a
Someone who wants THAT BADLY to do well and make a positive contribution is not only not going to give up easily, but ...
Commented on Giants have some chances to score, but can't punch through or overcome Tim Lincecum's start. on Aug 24 2014, 12:06a - 1 reply
He ALREADY thinks many of us are just lurking here waiting for his bodyguard detail to nod off.
Commented on Giants have some chances to score, but can't punch through or overcome Tim Lincecum's start. on Aug 23 2014, 11:52p
"Someday [gic] pitchers will figure him out" NO DOUBT!!! ... but that could take a while - say, 15-20 years.
Commented on Giants clobber Nationals, 10-3 on Aug 23 2014, 10:58a - 1 reply
Rags leaves the mound, Gutty muttering to no one:
Commented on Open GameThread, 8/22 on Aug 22 2014, 10:53p
Feeeeeeee-lings
Commented on The Nationals are starting their three best pitchers against the Giants on Aug 22 2014, 5:24p - 3 replies
Normal game - okay; weird series - fair enough; story headline - disappointing.
Commented on Giants win normal game, weird series on Aug 22 2014, 2:07a
Or, or, or, if the Giants lose out on a PLAYOFF game for the second wild card position.
Commented on Giants lose shortened game after 15 minutes of rain, 4½ hours of delay on Aug 20 2014, 8:16a
Can't qualify as a Merkel if there's no boner involved, and I thought Kruk in particular pointed to there being a finger on the scale.
Commented on Giants lose shortened game after 15 minutes of rain, 4½ hours of delay on Aug 20 2014, 8:00a
Come on new moms! Name 'em!
Commented on Open GameThread, 8/17 on Aug 17 2014, 8:12p
... or ... OR: It started like it never has before.
Commented on Giants come back, score six runs, and win? on Aug 17 2014, 11:37a
It's also like -
Commented on Giants come back, score six runs, and win? on Aug 17 2014, 11:32a
But stats games CAN be magic!
Commented on Giants come back, score six runs, and win? on Aug 17 2014, 11:27a
But I'd rather having him work towards the goal of playing every day
Commented on Giants come back, score six runs, and win? on Aug 17 2014, 11:19a - 1 reply
Not exactly; but I'm not able to deny that he's my informant.
Commented on Open GameThread, 8/16 on Aug 16 2014, 8:10p
The scoreboard is telling me that our main role these day is to act as some baseball biometric signal:
Commented on Open GameThread, 8/16 on Aug 16 2014, 8:09p - 1 reply
You say that like you don't want us to think it's really you; or
Commented on Open GameThread, 8/16 on Aug 16 2014, 8:03p
... then I want you to hold it between your knees ...
Commented on Is Yusmeiro Petit better than Tim Lincecum now? on Aug 15 2014, 5:11p - 2 replies
for Yusmeiro Petit
Voted on Aug 15 2014, 4:37p
More like collusion government.
Commented on In defense of Hensley Meulens, embattled hitting coach on Aug 14 2014, 5:12p
I question the quibbles:
Commented on In defense of Hensley Meulens, embattled hitting coach on Aug 14 2014, 5:04p - 1 reply
I met that guy (My uncle was in college with him): told me in those days everyone called him "Zabig Guy".
Commented on Giants shut out, win 7-1 via appellate court ruling on Aug 14 2014, 3:39a
Leck Vallensa.
Commented on Giants shut out, win 7-1 via appellate court ruling on Aug 14 2014, 3:36a
Prone. it's classic orthodox for dudes playing thirdbase side infield abide.
Commented on Giants shut out, win 7-1 via appellate court ruling on Aug 14 2014, 3:31a
A broken bone mends; a torn tendon's surgically fixable; but concussion ...
Commented on Giants shut out, win 7-1 via appellate court ruling on Aug 14 2014, 3:15a - 1 reply
Ask any Eastern European: it's spelled like it sounds, minus the vowels.
Commented on Giants shut out, win 7-1 via appellate court ruling on Aug 14 2014, 2:28a
[ ... ahem ... ] In a baseball WORLD gone MAD with peavishness - - QUESTIONS; they're what I have:
Commented on Giants shut out, win 7-1 via appellate court ruling on Aug 14 2014, 2:23a - 1 reply
Tim's the Monserrat Caballe of MLB pitchers:
Commented on Giants swept out of Kansas City on Aug 11 2014, 2:26a - 1 reply
UnwatchableThe Unwatchables
Commented on Open GameThread, 8/9 on Aug 9 2014, 10:38p
But not LIKEABLE children.
Commented on Giants score and score again, win again on road on Aug 7 2014, 7:22a
Stieb was a stud: pretty much Matt Cain with better run support and without the injuries, debilitating or weird.
Commented on Giants score and score again, win again on road on Aug 7 2014, 7:14a
Hup - now we know Doom's McChronicles name.
Commented on Giants score and score again, win again on road on Aug 7 2014, 7:02a
I get this feeling that, if the Internet existed in the 1950s, someone would have posted
Commented on Giants score and score again, win again on road on Aug 7 2014, 7:00a
I get this feeling that, if the Internet existed in the 1950s, someone would have posted
Commented on Giants score and score again, win again on road on Aug 7 2014, 7:00a - 1 reply
The other clubs would all agree, but it'd probably be too much to expect the Giants owners to forego the home game receipts.
Commented on Giants score and score again, win again on road on Aug 7 2014, 6:56a
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