I am a middle class enigma. I am a blue light special on the 50% off rack in a wholesale store. I come in a box of 10 when you only needed one. I am addicted to my own thoughts becuase they are the only ones that make sense to me. I will spark the fire that will consume the people who do not take the time put their buggy in the proper place in Wal-Mart parking lot. A St. Michael wanna-be. A freakshow of a two headed frog smoking sherm. I am a reality show that is based on your imaginations.

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