SB Nation User Blog: Ozzie Montana

Continuation of Best Of: TV Shows

Ozzie Montana — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 17:26:14 -0000

I'm a fan of Alan Sepinwall, critic at the NJ Star-Ledger. Over at his bblog blog, he busted out a mammoth "best of" the 00s (aughts, double 0s?) in TV. It's been argued elsewhere that this decade will be remembered more for TV than for film, which I find pretty interesting. The 90s saw the rise of the sitcom (Seinfeld, Frasier, Friends, Raymond, Simpsons) and police procedural (Law&Order, Homicide, NYPD Blue). This decade was the surge in the serialized drama (Wire, Sopranos, Mad Men, Shield, Sons of Anarchy, Friday Night Lights, Lost). Despite the popularity of crappy reality TV, it was still a pretty amazing decade. Here's my top 5 dramas and comedies:

Favorite Dramas

1. The Wire 2. Lost 3. The Sopranos 4. Friday Night Lights 5. 24

Favorite Comedies

1. Arrested Development 2. Chappelle's Show 3. The Office 4. Curb Your Enthusiasm 5. The Daily Show

Post your favorites in the comments, along with any necessary mocking or racial insensitivity towards me.

Poll

What was the best TV drama of the decade?

Salmons not looking to shoot 3s....what?

Ozzie Montana — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:02:25 -0000

Salmons not looking to shoot 3s....what?

[...I got nothin'. So here's a fanshot that at least is humorous, since laughing makes the Bulls fatigue go away. Why couldn't our average team have the fun offense and crappy defense, instead of vice versa? -ed.]

Does John realize that the hoop is a real object that one can actually travel to? Because I have a hunch contested, off-balance, fade away jumpers don't constitute as attacking the rim.

Create a caption?

Ozzie Montana — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:01:14 -0000

Create a caption?

Game Preview #7: Bulls vs. Denver Nuggets

Ozzie Montana — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:38:01 -0000

[Thanks to Ozzie Montana for today's game preview. I'll be live-tweeting from the UC 300 level -ed.]

So the Bulls go 3-1 last week after getting embarrassed by the Celtics. That must mean everything is rounding into form, and things are going to be smooth sailing right? Oh wait, Tyrus Thomas is out for 4-6 weeks, Derrick Rose still looks hobbled (maybe mentally and physically), and the Bulls are now starting their 26th pick at PF. The offense continues to look disjointed, but after 6 games against some methodical, plodding teams, they now get a chance to get out and run a little at home against the Nuggets.

Denver started the season on fire before having very forgettable back-to-back losses to Miami and Atlanta. Injuries forced George Karl to shuffle his lineup against the Hawks, starting Joey Graham and Renaldo Balkman in place of Kenyon Martin and Anthony Carter. Not sure if K-Mart is still hurt, but his absence would be huge considering Gibson had more than his share of trouble with Boris Diaw. Carmelo Anthony continues to show why he's an elite talent. Averaging 31 points and 6 rebounds with a PER of 29.6, Luol Deng is going to have his hands full yet again guarding one of the game's best. Everyone already knows about Chauncey Billups, but Ty Lawson could be the steal of the draft. He's posting a 21.4 PER, averaging 18 points, 5 assists, and 2 steals per 36 minutes. Again, another potential matchup nightmare for Derrick and his ankle. In the frontcourt, Nene continues to beast in the paint (18 PER, 60 eFG%), and Birdman Anderson continues to be a very ugly energy player. He's always reminded me of Tyrus Thomas with less offensive skill and more tattoos.

For our Bulls, the key to this game is all about the offense. The Nuggets have been pretty poor on defense thus far (22nd in D. Eff), but they're 6th in pace and have the 2nd best offense in the league. Taj had a terrible rebounding game on Saturday, it's huge for him to help Noah and Brad out on the boards and key some fast breaks. Deng's been playing fantastic defense, but if Melo comes out on fire it could mean foul trouble. A win isn't as important as just getting Rose back on track, because the season ultimately means little without a healthy and confident Derrick Rose.

Nuggets vs Bulls coverage

Denver Stiffs

Allen Iverson leaves the Grizzlies, unsure when he will return.

Ozzie Montana — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 04:04:11 -0000

Allen Iverson leaves the Grizzlies, unsure when he will return.

Gee, I bet no one saw this coming.

I don't know how this happened, but it's freaking sweet.

Ozzie Montana — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:39:46 -0000

I don't know how this happened, but it's freaking sweet.

Game Preview #4: Chicago Bulls vs Milwaukee Bucks

Ozzie Montana — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:06:18 -0000

[UPDATE by your friendly BullsBlogger, 11/03/09 12:43 PM CST : Tyrus missed shootaround with the flu, Taj Gibson will start tonight whether or not Tyrus is available.

Thanks to Ozzie Montana for today's game preview. Sign up if you want to do one in the future. I figure the Bulls have an easy blowout, and we all laugh at how it made sense the Bulls offense to start out cruddy against three good defensive teams. But we'll also likely be wrong then thinking the offensive efficiency problem will go away. But if they lose...real fun begins here. -ed]

You have to hand it to this team. They really know how to crush even the most mild of expectations. Fortunately, the Bulls have a chance to right the ship against an even more unimpressive franchise (For one night, at least).

The Bucks, as we all know, lost a ton of talent in the offseason letting go of Vilanueva, Sessions, and Jefferson. Also, it looks like they're already giving up on last year's lottery choice. Joe Alexander is going to the highest draft pick to be refused the rookie option, making him an unrestricted free agent at the end of the season. I'm sure they would love a re-do considering Brook Lopez and Anthony Randolph were still on the board. However, it looks like they made a great addition this year with Brandon Jennings, who dominated against Detroit (24 pts, 9/15 shooting), including a perfect 3rd quarter. Too bad the rest of the team is a collection of overrated and overpaid players. Michael Redd is injured yet again (17 million dollar salary FYI), and will likely start Carlos Delfino, Kurt Thomas, and Charlie Bell to go along with Jennings and Bogut. But, since Skiles is the coach, they will somehow remain competitive in a lot of games and play inspired defense.

As for our Bulls, what else is there to say at this point? The "Derrick Rose doesn't have the dog" topic has been beaten to death in one weekend. Tyrus Thomas is already being pointlessly benched in favor of Malik Allen re-incarnate Taj Gibson. Instead, let's talk about the crapulent 3 point shooting! When you have a guy like Ben Gordon on the team for 5 seasons, you really take elite outside shooting for granted. John Salmons and Kirk Hinrich were fantastic last year from the arc, but in 3 games they are a combined 5 for 32. What's even more disheartening is a lot of these looks are the result of great ball movement, and they're still not going in. Another reason for the poor offense may be due to the fact they are playing a bunch of teams that love to slow the pace down, and the guys aren't getting into any kind of a rhythm when forced into so many half-court sets.

Expecting anything from the Bulls is an exercise in disappointment, so hopefully Derrick is feeling better today and can go toe-to-toe with the "next greatest franchise PG that hasn't accomplished anything but is still better than Rose."

Bucks vs Bulls coverage

Brew Hoop

LaMarcus Aldridge agrees to 5 year, $65 million extension

Ozzie Montana — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 03:30:41 -0000

LaMarcus Aldridge agrees to 5 year, $65 million extension

Rich man's Joe Smith gets 65 million in a recession, while the Bulls will likely lose lottery picks in back-to-back summers.

True Hoop vs Kevin Durant

Ozzie Montana — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:16:55 -0000

True Hoop vs Kevin Durant

This photo is better than all 5 billion worthless images everyone else puts up combined.

Ozzie Montana — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:40:55 -0000

This photo is better than all 5 billion worthless images everyone else puts up combined.