SB Nation User Blog: PDXTai

Josh Hamilton likes coke and fake boobs

PDXTai — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 04:32:22 -0000

Josh Hamilton likes coke and fake boobs

From deadspin. Back in March, Josh went to a bar, got loaded and started doing body shots off the local hotties. Money quote:

"The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona."

Slightly NSFW. Whipped cream being licked off cleavage.

There's more schadenfreude at lonestarball.com Look here.

Screw the Angels

PDXTai — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 05:43:48 -0000

Screw the Angels

Twins with a 5-3 lead, heading into the bottom of the 9th:

- J. Nathan relieved M. Guerrier
- B. Abreu walked
- K. Morales flied out to deep center
- M. Napoli hit by pitch, B. Abreu to second
- E. Aybar flied out to right
- G. Matthews Jr. singled to center, B. Abreu scored, K. Morales to third
- H. Kendrick singled to second, K. Morales scored, E. Aybar to second
- R. Willits grounded out to shortstop

Ackley ho!

PDXTai — Fri, 22 May 2009 22:58:19 -0000

Ackley ho!

Lefty sock? Check
Patient hitter? Check
Works on his game? Check

Why does it feel like there's no way this guy ever wears a Mariner's uniform?