Pftcommenter

PFT Commenter

  • joined Mar 12, 2013
  • last login Jul 30, 2014
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A barrel fire of strong NFL takes.

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A drunk fan takes the NFL conditioning test

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Marcell Dareus failed his conditioning test. One NFL fan decided to try to pass it after drinking a Habernero/Lime flavored Mad Dog 20/20. This is his story.

Miami Vice with Don Shula & Mike Ditka

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The untold story of the 1987 offseason.

The most important sci-fi football novel ever

NBCSports' Mike Florio wrote a science fiction novel about two time-traveling quarterbacks who go back to play for the 1960 Pittsburgh Steelers.

Crisis pregnancy advice from 90s NFL stars

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Joe Gibbs rounded up some people who were willing to talk to NFL fans about abortion in a very '90s PSA.

RG3 is corrupting Johnny Manziel

Browns fans should regard the picture of Johnny Manziel rolling up money as a positive. I mean when was the last time a Browns QB sniffed anything resembling a goal line from inside a 20?

Why I should be RG3's music producer

It all started like most jobs do, with a highly polarizing, overrated quarterback posting an opportunity for employment on his Twitter feed.

The Book of Woodhead: Volume 3

Danny Woodhead's long climb to the pros takes some unexpected turns.

An evening with Terry Bradshaw

We sent PFT Commenter to Pittsburgh to see Terry Bradshaw's musical/comedy show. In the process, he learned a lot about the city, the Steelers, and himself.

Journalist strikes back at Mathis' prank

You know who doesn't take to kindly to falsifying receipts? THAT'S RIGHT THE IRS.

Danny Woodhead: The College Years

Danny Woodhead was literally the best college football player who ever existed. Don't believe me? This article is sure to change your mind. He was the best and that's all there is to it.

Too elite for Pro Football Writers of America?

PFT Commenter was so inspired by the PFWA shaming Marshawn Lynch for not giving them any thing stupid to print that he decided he needed to join this elite membership of football takesmiths.

The Book of Woodhead: Volume One

Danny Woodhead is the scrappiest, grittiest, most hard-working, coach's son, heads-up, smart, football IQest, grinder of a NFL that ever was. This is a tribute to him and everything that has made...

Roger Goodell has already punished Jim Irsay

The NFL ruined Jim Irsay's chance at a true redemption story by denying him another Super Bowl in his stadium. Shame on Roger Goodell for turning his back on a job creator like Irsay.

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This is a bunch of Johnny Manziel weiner jokes

Johnny Manziel needs to relish his time in the pros, but he's got a lot of ketchup to go.

Obama welcomes the Seahawks to the White House

In this excerpt from PFT Commenter's upcoming book, President Barack Obama welcomes the Seattle Seahawks to the White House to congratulate them on their Super Bowl victory. The ceremony doubles as...

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People say weird stuff about Johnny Manziel

The Browns got their man, but what will Johnny do about the one that got away?

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These 'Football on your phone' ads are perfect

DIRECTV needs to step its ad game up. Here are several scripts that I wrote designed to appeal to the common REAL NFL football fan.

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Seantrel Henderson is ruining the NFL

The NFL should share drug test results with law enforcement so that players can be punished by the same laws that face you or me.

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PFT Commenter's NFL Draft strategy guide

The NFL Draft is complicated. Fortunately, PFT Commenter is here to educate fans and GMs alike on how to survive the Super Bowl of the offseason.

Arian Foster attacks the NCAA

Editorial note: PFT Commenter's strong takes are presented as PARODY. Sorry. Not sorry. All spelling errors are intentional ... we think.

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Was Joe Flacco elite last year?

No one will ever get enough of this debate. It is the federalist papers of our time and will only end after Ron Jaworski kills Trent Dilfer in a sundown duel on the 50 yard line.

Mad money, NFL Draft style: Quarterbacks

Here are the REAL reasons that NFL GMs keep changing their big boards when it comes to the 2014 class of QBs.

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Don't just tweet, organize!

It's a groundbreaking step in Civil Rights for every football fan in America.

Is 'Draft Day' elite?

The ultimate NFL fan reviews the ultimate NFL film.

Eagles missed the warning signs about DJax

The Eagles buried their head in the sand for too long with Jackson, and now they've got (ostrich) egg on their faces.

The perfect sports take

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Jay Mariotti writes the most perfectly terrible sports column in world history. You should read it.

PFT Commenter's billion dollar bracket

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Basketball is stupid but if your going to waste your time, you might as well beat the President at something.

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The Adam Schefter and Ed Werder buddy-sitcom

The dynamic duo of breaking NFL news as you've never seen them before!

Blaine Gabbert's greatest trick

Smart move by the 49ers folks.

PFT Commenter's top 5 free agents

Who are the grittiest receivers, quarterbacks and fitness models worth spending your salary cap on?

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