Forever_alone

Pain in the Sash

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I write f'real stuff
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 11:31p
Huh. I just got asked to do some parody writing. Not exactly sure if that's gonna happen.
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 11:27p - 1 reply
Are you talking Denison?
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 11:20p
That county ain't #4 in the nation for underage drinking for nuthin
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 11:18p - 2 replies
GUNMETAL AND PINK Y'ALL
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 11:14p
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 11:14p - 1 reply
Weirdly, just got a text about the bachelor party.
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 11:13p
Yeah. Pretty soon, the yungins are gonna forget Oregon is green and yellow
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 11:13p - 1 reply
I laugh every time.
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 11:12p - 1 reply
abarves is a Duck.
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 11:11p - 1 reply
I feel pretty obligated to go.
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 11:11p
Oh you.
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 11:08p
Exactly. And all of my best friends from college will be there.
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 11:08p - 1 reply
Yeah, she hung out with us a ton before dating the guy.
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 11:07p
I feel like if they forgave and forgot enough to invite me, I could do the same and go.
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 11:05p - 4 replies
Blackish....
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 11:04p - 1 reply
So the Hellbeast wedding is the weekend of the Iowa-Iowa St game (actually, kick off is 30 min before it). I'm wearing this (minus khakis, plus black tie)
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 11:03p - 9 replies
/pantses bevo
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 11:01p - 1 reply
I don't even know what to say about that...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 10:46p
NAWT THE ACCOMPLISHMENT IT USED TO BE
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 10:39p
.....
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 10:35p - 2 replies
64-0
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 10:30p - 1 reply
So our friend HawkArt Sean tweeted the entire Baylor-ISU football game to be snarky towards the ISU fan talking about Scherff
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 10:29p - 2 replies
It's funny, because that sounds like a weight that's easy for him. I want to see what weight Scherff can do 4 sets of 10 of.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 10:17p
I wonder if he can run a 4.8 40.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 10:15p - 1 reply
Old dogs are so adorable.
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 10:09p
....
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 10:08p - 1 reply
So you're saying he might combine for 714 at the end of this season?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 9:55p
I was following along and his reasoning was that he can clean 160 more than his weight so Scherff should be able to do around 500
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 9:52p - 1 reply
Yeah, I'm including that.
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 9:46p
Based on what SNUD lost, probably not.
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 9:41p
In Iowa's worst year since Ferentz started.
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 9:41p - 1 reply
At Iowa this year
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 9:39p - 1 reply
IT AIN'T NO 95 YARD TD
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 9:37p - 2 replies
Welp, that's too bad.
Commented on This happens after flying tire treads on Jul 23 2014, 8:17p
Of course.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 8:10p
Nope. The only time I had BLTs at home was when mom's tomatoes were ready. I really can't stand the texture
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 8:09p
DAMNIT BARVES
Commented on Image Fanshot on Jul 23 2014, 8:06p - 1 reply
I can't get behind BLTs because I loathe raw tomatoes
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 8:05p - 2 replies
I've seen them three times since I graduated in '12
Commented on Image Fanshot on Jul 23 2014, 8:02p
Fun times here. Living with those two gave me so many awful stories.
Commented on Image Fanshot on Jul 23 2014, 8:00p
speaking of favorite sandwiches.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 7:59p - 1 reply
From my descriptions of her, someone referred to her as "a busted can of biscuits"
Commented on Image Fanshot on Jul 23 2014, 7:57p - 1 reply
I am also a strong supporter of a properly done breakfast sandwich
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 7:56p
?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 7:55p
It was an EDSBS story time standard for about 5 months.
Commented on Image Fanshot on Jul 23 2014, 7:52p - 1 reply
So many biscuit comments I am dying.
Commented on Image Fanshot on Jul 23 2014, 7:51p
Before they both became just awful, they were individually two of my best friends
Commented on Image Fanshot on Jul 23 2014, 7:51p
JUST RSVP'D YES FOR THE HELLBEAST WEDDING, Y'ALL
Commented on Image Fanshot on Jul 23 2014, 7:49p - 9 replies
He must not be a breast man.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 7:47p
Y'ALL. Found the shirt I'm going to wear for the wedding during the Iowa-Iowa State game. (no, that's not me and no, I wouldn't wear khakis)
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 7:46p - 1 reply
One of my favorite sandwiches at a place in college was
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 7:43p
If there's one on the menu and I can't decide, that's my fall back. Not imaginative by any means, but effective.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 7:37p
bawwwwwwww at the one on our left.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 7:21p
I love Clubs.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 7:20p - 1 reply
actual wings
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 5:59p
#TrueDetectiveSeason2
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 4:59p
And awesome
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 4:58p
I can do with or without on sammiches
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 4:56p - 1 reply
(and silently prays for a photoshop thread to suddenly explode)
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 4:55p
$4 million coach smh
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 4:55p
I laughed so hard. What an awesome punchline
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 4:54p
/hyperventilates
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 4:53p - 3 replies
Darren Rovell was involved in one of my favorite Twitter exchanges ever yesterday
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 4:47p - 1 reply
And now I want Piper to come back full time and use this
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 4:46p
it fries erics.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 4:05p
I'm related to the shakeweight artist.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 3:51p - 1 reply
It's better than "BitchesNStuff", the pelican Gronkowski brought to spring camp
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 3:50p - 1 reply
Yeah, I hate going by them on golf courses
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 2:50p
Or even put cooking last if you aren't going to use commas
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 2:48p
....
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 2:43p - 2 replies
Perfect
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 2:42p
I don't know if I want to read the article because the URL is too perfect.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 2:32p - 2 replies
The last one I had was a halfer with two chorizo patties and a fried egg
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 1:49p - 1 reply
Considering I get uncomfortably full after a half pounder
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 1:46p - 1 reply
Oh, and did we see this? Apparently the NBA wasn't bluffing then they drafted Austin
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 1:37p
Yeah, sorry to sound like I was whining (which, I admittedly was)
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 1:34p
I liked the article and it didn't bother me. I even said that I thought the rhabdo joke was funny
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 1:03p - 1 reply
I follow him on Twitter. That's how I saw it
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 23 2014, 12:55p
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