Paleface Destro

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I am Paleface Destro, snarker of worlds. Raised as a lifelong Mets fan who was at Shea Stadium for the second game the Rockies ever played, and moved to Colorado before the start of the 2007 season. I've been hooked on the Rockies ever since (yes, even in the historic dumpster fire of 2012).

I'm snarky, I'm sarcastic, I'm pointed, I'm generally the class clown...and for the most part, I'm a lot of fun (or so I hope). I've learned it's better to have some fun, and make those around me smile even on those bad game nights, than get too worked up. It's even more fun with beer (or other adult libations).

Oh, and cheese. I love cheese. Bacon is also always good and holy.

A Fan Of...

mlb Colorado Rockies
nfl New York Giants
ncaaf Syracuse Orange
ncaab Syracuse Orange

Recent Activity

	That's the spirit Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 21 2013, 12:03a - 1 reply
	Savor it Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 21 2013, 12:01a - 1 reply
	Don't we have photographic evidence of his prowess with grasping units? Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 11:28p - 1 reply
	The Press Club does look pretty nice, though Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 11:23p - 1 reply
	It's not the size of the unit Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 11:23p - 2 replies
	Oh hell yes Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 11:22p
	/thud Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 11:21p
	Of course, leave it to Drew to call it "way upstate" Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 11:18p
	I didn't know Corbin was from Cicero Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 11:16p - 2 replies
	You can collapse it, you know. Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 11:13p
	This week Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 11:08p
	Hilltopper? Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 11:08p - 1 reply
	Heath bars are trbl Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 11:04p - 1 reply
	MOTHER OF GOD Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 11:04p - 1 reply
	That's a lot of letters to say "wrong" Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 11:03p - 1 reply
	Show us on the waffle cone where Nick touched you Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 11:03p - 1 reply
	That's awesome is what it is Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 11:02p
	Cargo with the beaut of a catch! Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 11:02p
	A run!! Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:55p
	Holy crap! An XBH! Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:53p
	Back Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:42p
	We can throw the Giants in there, too Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:25p - 2 replies
	Flip the mullet off the forehead... Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:23p
	It's like Yo Gabba Gabba if it was on the wrong side of the tracks Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:22p - 1 reply
	Le Sigh Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:21p
	This is a thoroughly unsatisfying game thus far Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:19p - 3 replies
	It's only 4:15 in Hawaii Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:14p - 1 reply
	Gold, of course Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:14p
	"Ass" shows economy over typing "pest" Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:14p
	Is that what color it's supposed to be? Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:13p - 1 reply
	Heh Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:12p - 1 reply
	Im trying to bring it back Recommended on May 20 2013, 10:12p
	It's five o' clock somewhere Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:12p - 1 reply
	Oh, that's the problem. I'm not wearing purple. Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:11p - 1 reply
	Speak for yourself, Poopy Cloudburst Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:09p - 1 reply
	There is a disturbing lack of success in this game Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:09p
	Regardless, he wanted to get there early Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:09p - 1 reply
	The Boogie Woogie Rockies Boy from Company P Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:04p - 1 reply
	RMWST Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:03p
	That's why Fraz isn't doing this game Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:03p - 1 reply
	Boot camp...doesn't leave much free time Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:02p
	Against one of the best starting staffs in the game, I might add Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:01p
	As I understand it, Uncle Sam wanted him Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:00p - 2 replies
	Evenin', Row Commented on Game 45: Corbin vs. Garland on May 20 2013, 10:00p - 1 reply
	No, he'll go to Camp Bayless for a recharge Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 1:43a
	Age hones the troll-fu to a degree you have yet to fathom Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 1:41a
	He'll be so depressed he'll do nothing but food blog posts for a week Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 1:39a - 1 reply
	Pfft Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 1:38a - 2 replies
	I'm also sure Nick will say hi to McKayla for you. :) Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 1:37a - 1 reply
	My lawn. I believe you are on it. Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 1:36a - 1 reply
	Keith Richard Law Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 1:35a - 2 replies
	My 40th birthday is going to be a wake Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 1:29a - 1 reply
	That must put me on my deathbed, then Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 1:23a - 1 reply
	(Used to live in the Baltimore area, though) Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 1:19a
	Just because you're getting your balls slapped doesn't mean you're getting outplayed Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 1:18a
	I live in Aurora. That's almost the same thing, right? Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 1:18a
	Yeah, I've driven through parts of Baltimore that terrified me Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 1:17a
	So much this Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 12:38a - 2 replies
	It's horribly tacky and the food is garbage Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 12:37a
	He wouldn't know balls if he was cupped by an army of Tulos Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 12:37a - 1 reply
	I had enough of FB, for many reasons Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 12:36a
	I've only lived here for six years, so Mile High is just something I saw on TV once in a while Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 12:33a - 1 reply
	Hooters breads their wings Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 12:33a - 1 reply
	Don't even get me started on ol' Byrnesy... Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 12:32a - 1 reply
	There is a lot of fail in this statement Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 12:31a
	It really could/should have been a sweep, but I'll take it. Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 12:31a
	Hey, it's the closest to balls Parra has Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 12:30a - 1 reply
	Rams do look like female reproductive systems Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 12:30a - 1 reply
	See, this is what really heartens me Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 12:29a - 1 reply
	RecSoHard Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 12:28a
	It was a thing of beauty Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 12:27a - 1 reply
	Is it me, or does Felix Hernandez have the female reproductive system tattooed on his neck? Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 12:27a - 2 replies
	Indeed it is Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 12:26a - 2 replies
	I don't know Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 20 2013, 12:21a - 1 reply
	Ring Around The Collar ain't nothing compared to that Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 19 2013, 11:40p - 1 reply
	It was subtle. :) Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 19 2013, 10:59p
	I enjoy watching him fail Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 19 2013, 10:59p - 1 reply
	Oh, I was making a meth joke, because Punter Hence Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 19 2013, 10:58p - 1 reply
	NOT EVEN ONCE Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 19 2013, 10:56p - 1 reply
	Hell yes Commented on Rockies 5, Giants 0: Juan Direction on May 19 2013, 10:53p

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