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Paleface Destro

  • joined Aug 30, 2009
  • last login Apr 15, 2014
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I am Paleface Destro, snarker of worlds. Raised as a lifelong Mets fan who was at Shea Stadium for the second game the Rockies ever played, and moved to Colorado before the start of the 2007 season. I've been hooked on the Rockies ever since (yes, even in the historic dumpster fire of 2012).

I'm snarky, I'm sarcastic, I'm pointed, I'm generally the class clown...and for the most part, I'm a lot of fun (or so I hope). I've learned it's better to have some fun, and make those around me smile even on those bad game nights, than get too worked up. It's even more fun with beer (or other adult libations).

Oh, and cheese. I love cheese. Bacon is also always good and holy.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Colorado Rockies
  • NFL New York Giants
  • NCAAF Syracuse Orange
  • NCAAB Syracuse Orange
Recent Activity
My bed is calling--nay, screaming--for me4
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 1:35a
Unpossible
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 1:33a
Except this is a park where they play well overall
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 1:33a - 1 reply
Also autorec
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 1:33a
Autorec
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 1:32a
Beer?
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 1:32a - 1 reply
The Sex Cannon?
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 1:30a - 1 reply
I bring the truthshine
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 1:28a
Sigh yourself
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 1:27a - 2 replies
Because Rex needs to learn how to locate a damn pitch at some point?
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 1:23a - 1 reply
Carry Nation is a lush compared to them
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 1:23a
Huston Street ain't mad
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 1:22a
CONTROL THE DAMNED BALL
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 1:21a
They were marine layer roids
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 1:19a
Seriously
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 1:18a - 1 reply
Whiskey plus whole-fruit ginger lemonade makes this fairly tolerable
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 1:18a
Becoming?
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 1:15a - 1 reply
#Refuse2BeOut
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 1:15a - 1 reply
Rexy went from Sexy to Stinksy
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 1:13a
But he's not pinch-hitting
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 1:08a
Even the no-tell-motels on Colfax recoil in horror at THAT level of pounding
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 1:07a
I cannot hand you this rec fast enough
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:55a
Ain't no Tulo thing
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:52a
I can't grow facial hair and think Drew is just peachy, thanks.
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:51a
That was the case last time I went to a Philies game in Philly
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:50a
Well, it was.
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:49a - 1 reply
Go on
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:48a
The San Diego Giants
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:48a
He'll be in his bunk
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:46a
Blargh
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:46a
Her folks live in Philly, so that excuses the visit
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:45a - 2 replies
So...cocaine, amphetamines, or a combination of the two?
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:44a - 2 replies
So do I
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:43a - 2 replies
I may have to change my avi in her honor
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:43a
Actually, RtC is hoping to catch a game at CBP in July
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:41a - 2 replies
Oh holy carp...the "baby" turns two tomorrow
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:40a - 3 replies
Salarymen love them some turnstiles
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:39a
You had me at "Phillie fans have their souls crushed"
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:39a - 1 reply
If only Mollycoddle was just a hot co-ed
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:37a - 1 reply
Between the crap in the basement and the oil spill in the garage today?
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:36a
What? You're totally adorable
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:34a - 1 reply
My lawn
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:34a - 2 replies
Marine layer
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:33a
That's adorable, too
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:32a - 1 reply
That's adorable
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:32a - 1 reply
That's just what the doctor ordered!
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:32a
I can understand
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:29a
There's the RMW91 we know and love
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:28a - 1 reply
What about a Swiffer?
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:26a - 1 reply
In fairness, Tulo is a pretty good first-pitch hitter
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:25a
I was worried about the childrens
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:24a
SILEHDOIHSOIEHFROISEHBOPESHBOUAFOUIBI:WHNJBOIUHFES
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:24a
...a walk
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:23a
Project DFAWHARGARBL
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:22a
BUCKLE UP, SPANKY
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:22a
My part: Done
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:21a
RtC: "I really need to pee but I'm waiting for Cargo to hit a 3-run homer!"
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:20a - 4 replies
Make that rec a double
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:14a
Chuck. Nazty.
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:13a - 2 replies
Now I want cinnamon gelato
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:12a
At that point, it'd smell real funny, too
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:11a
Well, the trade did happen during a game in San Diego
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:09a
Yeah, I'm guessing it's probably a case of road rash
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:07a
Way to stiffen up, Lyles
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:06a
Ask the Giants
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:06a
...and this is far from the only park that has that stupidity
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:05a
That's been the holdup. The drywall in the bathroom got mold from the backup
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:04a
Holy carp...that gimmick-ass cheese grater of a stupid video board
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:01a - 1 reply
NO NO NO CUDDY DON'T BE HURT
Commented on Game 14 Overflow on Apr 15 2014, 12:00a
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