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Paleface Destro

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I am Paleface Destro, snarker of worlds. Raised as a lifelong Mets fan who was at Shea Stadium for the second game the Rockies ever played, and moved to Colorado before the start of the 2007 season. I've been hooked on the Rockies ever since (yes, even in the historic dumpster fire of 2012).

I'm snarky, I'm sarcastic, I'm pointed, I'm generally the class clown...and for the most part, I'm a lot of fun (or so I hope). I've learned it's better to have some fun, and make those around me smile even on those bad game nights, than get too worked up. It's even more fun with beer (or other adult libations).

Oh, and cheese. I love cheese. Bacon is also always good and holy.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Colorado Rockies
  • NFL New York Giants
  • NCAAF Syracuse Orange
  • NCAAB Syracuse Orange
Recent Activity
Mornin', Row
Commented on Party Deck #Walt Weiss (22) -- Walt Weiss is not to be confused with great managers on Jul 29 2014, 11:52a - 2 replies
for Fall
Voted on Jul 29 2014, 11:43a
Of course
Commented on Overflow on Jul 28 2014, 11:27p
Monfort's Rules of Order
Commented on Overflow on Jul 28 2014, 11:26p
Doody called
Commented on Overflow on Jul 28 2014, 11:06p
Giggity
Commented on Overflow on Jul 28 2014, 11:05p
Because this team is #2
Commented on Overflow on Jul 28 2014, 11:04p - 2 replies
Only on alternate Mondays.
Commented on Overflow on Jul 28 2014, 11:04p - 2 replies
Of course
Commented on Overflow on Jul 28 2014, 11:00p
Yup
Commented on Overflow on Jul 28 2014, 10:58p - 1 reply
INCOMING!
Commented on Overflow on Jul 28 2014, 10:50p
That's the worst part
Commented on Overflow on Jul 28 2014, 10:50p - 1 reply
ROOT graphics intern asleep at the wheel again
Commented on Overflow on Jul 28 2014, 10:48p - 1 reply
Rec
Commented on Overflow on Jul 28 2014, 10:47p
OUT
Commented on Overflow on Jul 28 2014, 10:47p
Jet fuel would be an improvement
Commented on Overflow on Jul 28 2014, 10:45p - 1 reply
"Hey, Nick? You think you could somehow change the octane rating on that? Thanks."
Commented on Overflow on Jul 28 2014, 10:43p - 1 reply
Repressed memory syndrome
Commented on Overflow on Jul 28 2014, 10:42p
This team is so very, very, embarrassingly bad
Commented on Overflow on Jul 28 2014, 10:42p - 3 replies
HERPA HERP HURR DEE DURR DERPA HERPA DINGUS
Commented on Overflow on Jul 28 2014, 10:41p
Keeping Wilton Lopez's seat warm
Commented on Overflow on Jul 28 2014, 10:39p - 1 reply
No, it's what comes out of said ass
Commented on Overflow on Jul 28 2014, 10:38p
Amazing
Commented on Overflow on Jul 28 2014, 10:37p - 2 replies
Overflowing for...oh, I don't even know
Commented on Overflow on Jul 28 2014, 10:27p
Lo, the legends shall tell the tale
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:24p
Cold and snow are fine. I mean, I learned to drive in the lake effect belt, after surviving 14 years of Iowa winters.
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:23p
Just going with what I know
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:21p
^5
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:20p - 1 reply
It makes Captain Obvious think that the living room episode with the May-December couple wasn't so bad?
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:20p
Ooh...another DESTRO FOOD PLACE MERGER IDEA!
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:19p - 1 reply
Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:18p
Indeed
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:16p
Comfort Dental really does their part in that partnership
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:16p - 1 reply
I have heard praise for the sopapillas
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:15p - 2 replies
I'm rooting her on in her quest
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:14p - 1 reply
Yeah, that is odd
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:13p
That being the menu itself
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:13p
Jenny has "I will castrate and then kill the both of you as you sleep" face
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:12p - 1 reply
And in the gas can, bind them
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:12p
Isn't HIPAA trumped by MLB rules?
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:11p - 1 reply
It's for the eyes, not the tongue...or so I've been told
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:10p - 2 replies
Needs more Drillers
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:09p
Garden (of smokestacks) State rec
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:09p
Yeah, New England geography messes people up
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:09p
Camden laughs
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:08p
18 games under the weather
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:07p
Who needs Miracle-Gro when you have Old Style?
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:06p
My boss would be too busy bitching that the charts for the anomaly I just worked were a little too tardy for his liking
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:05p
...and there's the baserunning fail
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:04p
That's one way to score more runs
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:03p - 1 reply
Why are you talking baseball? This is a Rockies game, for crying out loud.
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:03p - 1 reply
(Okay, more than once or twice)
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:02p - 1 reply
When I left Cedar Rapids for Syracuse in '91, every single person thought I was going to NYC or something equivalent
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:02p
The City With A Future?
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:01p
I love it
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 10:00p - 1 reply
Plus the corpse of Robinson Cano
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 9:59p
Still on the Rockies roster at the end of the game
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 9:58p
Wow. Nolan.
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 9:57p - 1 reply
Yep
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 9:55p - 1 reply
I loved going to Hannaford when I was in college
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 9:55p
Well, Hannaford is New England's Food Lion, so it makes sense
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 9:53p - 1 reply
Nope
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 9:52p
Chicks dig the long ball
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 9:51p
Yay for scoring!
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 9:50p
Wow.
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 9:49p
So, it's Upstate NY at its finest
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 9:49p - 1 reply
There's been one in Latham for years
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 9:47p
Or, you know...not
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 9:47p
That is some weapons-grade Troll Fu on Chrisman's part
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 9:46p - 2 replies
Gassy = autorec
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 9:45p
Gassygasm?
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 9:45p
No, with hair like that, Walt's mom was likely hitting on Rutledge, and Walt got upset.
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 9:45p - 1 reply
When the highlight of the highway is Oneonta, you have a problem
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 9:44p - 1 reply
I have yet to go
Commented on Game Thread: Flande vs. Wada on Jul 28 2014, 9:43p - 1 reply
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