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Paleface Destro

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I am Paleface Destro, snarker of worlds. Raised as a lifelong Mets fan who was at Shea Stadium for the second game the Rockies ever played, and moved to Colorado before the start of the 2007 season. I've been hooked on the Rockies ever since (yes, even in the historic dumpster fire of 2012).

I'm snarky, I'm sarcastic, I'm pointed, I'm generally the class clown...and for the most part, I'm a lot of fun (or so I hope). I've learned it's better to have some fun, and make those around me smile even on those bad game nights, than get too worked up. It's even more fun with beer (or other adult libations).

Oh, and cheese. I love cheese. Bacon is also always good and holy.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Colorado Rockies
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  • NCAAB Syracuse Orange
Recent Activity
Defense mechanisms are a necessary evil
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 22 2014, 1:07a
Head and shoulders rec
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 11:50p
#DraftHershiser
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 11:49p - 1 reply
But see, only one of those sounds like a good time
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 11:49p
Pooh, played by Linda Blair
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 11:48p
Grr, that stupid ad for the Rooftop keeps coming on
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 11:48p - 2 replies
Same marv, different day
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 11:46p
I'm not serious
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 11:46p
For this crap, I'll go back to the Mets
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 11:43p - 1 reply
Which is funny, because Swedes and Norwegians are so close to being the same people they might as well be
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 11:42p - 1 reply
Why don't you have a seat right over there, Ben?
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 11:41p
Don't blame the choo-choo
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 11:24p
There's one in Aurora, too
Commented on Party Deck #Catcher War -- CDI or Rosario (you pick): Go Home Baseball Season, you're drunk!!! on Jul 21 2014, 11:24p
SURF YEAH
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 11:22p - 1 reply
Agreed...
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 11:13p
I'm also a fan of going back to softer bases
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 10:10p
They've also made trolling harder now that they use Twitter instead of texts
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 10:06p
Sounds fantastic
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 10:04p
/Cargo launches his bat to the party deck to celebrate getting on base
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:59p
#ReverseStandings
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:58p
Hold on to the bat, Cargo
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:57p - 1 reply
Time to make Wilton Lopez into a starter
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:52p
NOT SO FAST, Christian Friedrich
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:51p
It continues to boggle my mind that Franklin Morales has a WS ring
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:50p - 1 reply
Need help containing the bleeding?
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:50p
Gotta watch out
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:49p
Yet here they are
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:47p
I am using every ounce of restraint in my body to not respond to this other than this comment
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:44p
"That" being the naive hope that this game would be different than the others
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:42p
I'm kinda surprised he didn't
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:41p - 1 reply
That?
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:40p - 1 reply
So good, the batter loved it!
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:39p
The Party Deck
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:39p
A wee bit
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:35p
And I thought I was working a bit blue for PR...
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:35p
Yohan Flande?
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:34p
Fister vs. Dick
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:34p - 2 replies
15 seconds can get you 15 recs or more
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:33p
I figured a Ghostbusters reference would work here
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:33p - 1 reply
Damn...I thought we might have had a repeat for a second
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:32p
That would mean the traveler has come
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:31p - 1 reply
And they basically speak the same language
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:30p - 1 reply
Because you asked nicely
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:29p
Living on the edge, as usual
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:29p - 1 reply
(Psst...they're basically the same place.)
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:29p - 2 replies
It oozes smug
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:28p
Of course not. These things take time.
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:22p
SSSSHHH!!! Don't stop this roll they're on
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:22p
spinningpaulsenhead.gif
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:21p - 2 replies
Good point
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:19p - 1 reply
...which is induced by the high-fives
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:19p
I can understand
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:18p - 1 reply
Nice!
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:16p - 1 reply
Needs more venison
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:15p
Yes! The name was escaping me, but I could picture the face
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:13p
Somewhere, deep down, they are still the Natinals
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:13p
Sounds like he already did
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:12p
SQUAWK POLLY WANNA SINGLE SQUAWK
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:12p
Welcome to the Show, Mr. Paulsen.
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:10p
Tim Lincecum wants him to shave that thing
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:10p
That's like asking him to stop breathing or balking
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:08p
It'd stink even worse than this team
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:06p - 1 reply
Nice GIDP
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:06p
All right, I guess
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:05p - 1 reply
Hey Goeldy
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:04p - 1 reply
Not just yet
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:04p - 1 reply
It does appear to be an SBDerption kind of night
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:03p
Worked for Corey Dickerson
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:03p
Evenin', Row
Commented on Game Thread: Morales vs. Fister on Jul 21 2014, 9:02p - 2 replies
I used to be able to. Holy hell, those things are like rings of heaven.
Commented on Party Deck #Catcher War -- CDI or Rosario (you pick): Go Home Baseball Season, you're drunk!!! on Jul 21 2014, 12:33a
The greatest anytime food
Commented on Party Deck #Catcher War -- CDI or Rosario (you pick): Go Home Baseball Season, you're drunk!!! on Jul 21 2014, 12:27a
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