Paleface Destro
Aug 30, 2009 Feb 07, 2012 1 27713
I am Paleface Destro, snarker of worlds. Raised as a lifelong Mets fan who was at Shea Stadium for the second game the Rockies ever played, and moved to Colorado before the start of the 2007 season. I've been hooked on the Rockies ever since (yes, even in 2011).
I'm snarky, I'm sarcastic, I'm pointed, I'm generally the class clown...and for the most part, I'm a lot of fun (or so I hope). I've learned it's better to have some fun, and make those around me smile even on those bad game nights, than get too worked up. It's even more fun with beer (or other adult libations).
Oh, and cheese. I love cheese.
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Iowa Hawkeyes
Recent activity
Recommended That depends on perspective. on Purple Row - 02/07/12 8:07 PM EST
Commented Well, I'll give him most of those. on Tuesday Off-Topic on Purple Row - 02/07/12 8:06 PM EST
Commented Wow...now who is going to keep Ringolsby's insufferable arrogance in check? on Twitter / @Tom_Helmer: I have loved every minute ... on Purple Row - 02/07/12 8:03 PM EST
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Recommended I can get behind that. on Purple Row - 02/07/12 7:22 PM EST
Commented Really? on Stacey Long of Camden Chat on Jeremy Guthrie on Purple Row - 02/07/12 12:51 AM EST
Commented Camden on Stacey Long of Camden Chat on Jeremy Guthrie on Purple Row - 02/07/12 12:49 AM EST
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Commented I'm liking Guts more and more...I like watching true pitchers, honestly. on Stacey Long of Camden Chat on Jeremy Guthrie on Purple Row - 02/06/12 11:32 PM EST
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Joined Camden Chat - 02/06/12 11:24 PM EST
Commented He's obviously very, very special. on Stacey Long of Camden Chat on Jeremy Guthrie on Purple Row - 02/06/12 11:20 PM EST
Commented Thanks for this on Stacey Long of Camden Chat on Jeremy Guthrie on Purple Row - 02/06/12 11:20 PM EST
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Recommended Eli 2, Brady 0 on Big Blue View - 02/05/12 11:07 PM EST
Commented Amen on Wednesday Rockpile: Sorting out the Rockies' 2012 Bench Candidates on Purple Row - 01/27/12 12:38 AM EST
Commented Blackmon? on Thursday Rockpile: Rafael Betancourt extension becomes official on Purple Row - 01/27/12 12:24 AM EST
Commented Well...do they get ROOT? on Thursday Rockpile: Rafael Betancourt extension becomes official on Purple Row - 01/26/12 7:29 PM EST
Commented *is on Thursday Rockpile: Rafael Betancourt extension becomes official on Purple Row - 01/26/12 7:28 PM EST
Commented on Thursday Rockpile: Rafael Betancourt extension becomes official on Purple Row - 01/26/12 7:28 PM EST
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Commented Wow...even worse than the Barry Manilow crap that was mine. on Thursday Rockpile: Rafael Betancourt extension becomes official on Purple Row - 01/26/12 7:20 PM EST
Commented Part ballpark, part Pachinko parlour on Wednesday Rockpile: Sorting out the Rockies' 2012 Bench Candidates on Purple Row - 01/26/12 7:15 PM EST
Commented Better than a face for telemarketing, I suppose... on Wednesday Rockpile: Sorting out the Rockies' 2012 Bench Candidates on Purple Row - 01/26/12 1:56 AM EST
Commented Count me as one who thought she did a good job. on Wednesday Rockpile: Sorting out the Rockies' 2012 Bench Candidates on Purple Row - 01/26/12 1:53 AM EST
Commented This offseason just got a bit brighter. on Rockies Acquire Marco Scutaro - MLB Daily Dish on Purple Row - 01/21/12 6:52 PM EST
Commented You had me at "Purple Row" on Tuesday Rockpile: Purple Has Gone Missing in Denver on Purple Row - 01/13/12 11:53 PM EST
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