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Paleface Destro

Aug 30, 2009 May 31, 2012 1 32658

I am Paleface Destro, snarker of worlds. Raised as a lifelong Mets fan who was at Shea Stadium for the second game the Rockies ever played, and moved to Colorado before the start of the 2007 season. I've been hooked on the Rockies ever since (yes, even in 2011).

I'm snarky, I'm sarcastic, I'm pointed, I'm generally the class clown...and for the most part, I'm a lot of fun (or so I hope). I've learned it's better to have some fun, and make those around me smile even on those bad game nights, than get too worked up. It's even more fun with beer (or other adult libations).

Oh, and cheese. I love cheese.

a fan of

Colorado Rockies Major League Baseball Team

New York Giants National Football League Team

Syracuse Orange NCAA Men's Football Division 1A Team

Syracuse Orange NCAA Men's Basketball Division 1 Team

Iowa Hawkeyes Other Team(s)

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