Panjandrum

joined Jul 24, 2008
last login Jun 19, 2013
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I'm a thirty-something father, husband, and K-State fan (in that order). I have a limited knowledge of information that most people would find useful, however, I have an inordinate amount of useless trivia and sports-related factoids at my disposal, and I love to write stories that make people laugh (which is ultimately what lead me here).

My role at "Bring on the Cats" is to provide levity, satire, and hopefully a few laughs here and there. I am no journalist, nor do I pretend or care to be. I leave that to much more capable bloggers than myself.

Also, from time to time, I like to challenge the status quo and common thinking because at Kansas State, we love the status quo and group think. Love it.

Bring on the Cats

A Fan Of...

mlb Kansas City Royals
nfl Kansas City Chiefs
ncaaf Kansas St. Wildcats
ncaab Kansas St. Wildcats
tennis Roger Federer
nascar Jimmie Johnson
soccer Sporting KC

Recent Activity

	YOU ARE DOING TAI CHI WRONG Commented on K-State Slate: 6.19.13 on Jun 19 2013, 4:13p
	That's what you get with an A&M diploma. Commented on K-State Slate: 6.19.13 on Jun 19 2013, 4:12p
	Fincher not qualifying hurts. Bad. Commented on K-State Slate: 6.19.13 on Jun 19 2013, 12:28p - 2 replies
	In non-KSU related news, YEEZUS dropped today. Commented on K-State Slate: 6.18.13 on Jun 19 2013, 1:08a - 1 reply
	No Subject Commented on K-State Slate: 6.18.13 on Jun 19 2013, 1:02a
	I'm actually laughing at this. Commented on K-State Slate: 6.18.13 on Jun 18 2013, 5:05p - 1 reply
	I have a feeling that if he's opening himself up to Twitter, he's probably staying. Commented on K-State Slate: 6.18.13 on Jun 18 2013, 5:03p - 1 reply
	Snyder's team won't turn the ball over for the following reasons: Commented on K-State Slate: 6.17.13 on Jun 17 2013, 4:41p - 1 reply
	Ah, yes. Commented on K-State Slate: 6.17.13 on Jun 17 2013, 2:28p
	Yeah, but that's how bad the offense was. We only scored 12 points. Commented on K-State Slate: 6.17.13 on Jun 17 2013, 2:20p - 2 replies
	Kansas. I think they had a Top 10 defense that year. Commented on K-State Slate: 6.17.13 on Jun 17 2013, 2:14p - 3 replies
	Where is OU in this? Commented on K-State Slate: 6.17.13 on Jun 17 2013, 2:12p - 1 reply
	I am the biggest non-believer of TCU this year... Commented on K-State Slate: 6.17.13 on Jun 17 2013, 2:12p - 3 replies
	At this point, I don't know if "maffs" is SEC for math or maps. Could go either way, really. Commented on K-State Slate: 6.17.13 on Jun 17 2013, 2:10p - 1 reply
	But whether or not they choose to take advantage of what they have is on them. Commented on K-State Slate: 6.17.13 on Jun 17 2013, 2:09p - 1 reply
	Bill, I love ya, but this is what I look like after reading numbers regarding Snyder... Commented on K-State Slate: 6.17.13 on Jun 17 2013, 1:36p
	I was being sarcastic. Commented on K-State Slate: 6.17.13 on Jun 17 2013, 1:33p
	Also, it's important to note that this picture was taken for a Jos A. Bank photo shoot. Commented on K-State Slate: 6.17.13 on Jun 17 2013, 1:29p - 1 reply
	Oh, and OJ was acquitted. There was something about a glove. I don't know. I was a kid. Commented on K-State Slate: 6.17.13 on Jun 17 2013, 1:28p - 1 reply
	Give him time. Commented on K-State Slate: 6.17.13 on Jun 17 2013, 1:28p - 1 reply
	Klein would have been a model member of that group. Commented on K-State Slate: 6.17.13 on Jun 17 2013, 1:27p
	Yeah, but the body of work is there over two seasons now... Commented on K-State Slate: 6.17.13 on Jun 17 2013, 1:22p - 1 reply
	I guess the longer that I'm out of school, the less I care. Commented on K-State Slate: 6.17.13 on Jun 17 2013, 1:19p - 1 reply
	What are the odds that he'll actually play for the Mets, though? Commented on K-State Slate: 6.17.13 on Jun 17 2013, 11:41a - 3 replies
	Really? I mean...really? Commented on K-State Slate: 6.17.13 on Jun 17 2013, 11:39a - 1 reply
	What are the plans for the football stadium and Bramlage... Commented on K-State Slate: 6.17.13 on Jun 17 2013, 11:35a - 1 reply
	What do you expect? Those people are insane. Commented on K-State Slate: 6.17.13 on Jun 17 2013, 11:35a
	The annual tarring and feathering of Bill is a part of our tradition. Commented on K-State Slate: 6.17.13 on Jun 17 2013, 11:34a - 2 replies
	It does not surprise me that KU has more fans on Facebook... Commented on K-State Slate: 6.14.13 on Jun 14 2013, 4:31p - 3 replies
	All I see in that graphic is... Commented on K-State Slate: 6.14.13 on Jun 14 2013, 4:30p - 2 replies
	If everyone but King comes back, I'll feel bullish on repeating in 2014 Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 1:33a - 1 reply
	Bummer Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 1:31a
	Come on, Conlon Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 1:31a
	Well, I didn't quite mean it like that. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 1:30a
	Just put it in the outfield, Tanner Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 1:30a - 1 reply
	LETS DO THIS WITT Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 1:27a
	YES ROSS YES Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 1:27a
	No Subject Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 1:26a
	For the record, I was good with sending him. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 1:26a
	Come on, Ross Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 1:25a
	In this situation, I'm upset that this dude was the best we could offer. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 1:25a
	No Subject Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 1:23a
	That is how you jam a guy inside. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 1:12a
	Yeah, I would have sent him. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 1:04a
	Dang Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 1:02a
	Just put it in the gap, RJ Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 1:01a - 1 reply
	Alright, let's do this. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:58a - 1 reply
	I totally read it like Uecker would have said it. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:57a
	guess not. skip, his arm is still attached to his body. you sure about this? Recommended on Jun 11 2013, 12:57a
	No Subject Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:54a
	Please God Jesus let's get a hit here Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:54a - 2 replies
	No Subject Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:53a
	Those guys didn't pitch as much as these guys have since they were five years old. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:52a
	I'm aware. I think it sucks. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:51a
	I can't believe they're letting this kid go to 120+ tonight. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:47a - 3 replies
	I agree with you. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:36a
	Facepalm. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:33a - 1 reply
	Let's go, Witt. We need at least one run here. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:31a
	GO YARD ROSS Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:29a
	SHUT UP DORKS, YOU OWE US ONE FOR THE MISSED TAG Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:28a
	True Story: I thought Dusty Baker was a wax figure for the majority of his career. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:26a
	ATTABABYRJWAYTOGOATTABABYBOY Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:25a
	Well, let me put it this way... Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:24a - 1 reply
	What is it about baseball players and gold chains? Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:23a - 3 replies
	THAT'S HOW TOWNIES ROLL Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:22a - 1 reply
	Alright, guys. It's time to go win the whole **ing thing. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:17a - 1 reply**
	He dug DEEP for that K Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:14a
	The ball carried to right, but it just didn't have enough umph. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:05a
	Dangit Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:04a
	Davis is due. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:03a - 3 replies
	There you go. Just keep sawing wood. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 11 2013, 12:03a
	Er, right. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 10 2013, 11:59p
	That ball is carrying to left. Someone put a stamp on that thing and send it out of there. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 10 2013, 11:58p - 1 reply
	Well, at least we're on the board. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 10 2013, 11:58p
	That whole exchange is BS Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 10 2013, 11:56p
	Well, Jordan Floyd is apparently pretty good. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 10 2013, 11:55p
	It would be so cool to say we went to the CWS. Oh well. The team is young. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 10 2013, 11:33p
	For God's sake, just put him on first and be done with it. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 10 2013, 11:26p
	And that totally missed strike 3 ended up costing us a freaking run. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 10 2013, 11:25p
	You have got to be freaking kidding me. Commented on Open Game Thread: K-State vs Oregon State, Game 3 on Jun 10 2013, 11:24p

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