I'm papigrande.... but from the future. I felt that it was my duty to come back in time to calm the Broncos fans down about the Jay Cutler trade talks. Nothing ever happens, guys.

Also, I wanted to salvage the relics of the Broncos fan lifestyle. And the culture of humanity in general. You see, the thing gets started up in 2012, and... well, it's bad. It pretty much destroys all technology. Oh yeah, and evil Zombie Robot Hitlers invade Earth and take it over. That happens in 2037.

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