Bill_motherfucking_walton

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It's where the tough man crumbles.
Commented on Summer League Gameday Thread: Blazers vs. Rockets on Jul 13 2014, 8:45p
Somebody put Yakety Sax to that sequence.
Commented on Summer League Gameday Thread: Blazers vs. Rockets on Jul 13 2014, 8:44p
YESSS THAT WAS AWESOME
Commented on Summer League Gameday Thread: Blazers vs. Rockets on Jul 13 2014, 8:43p
Insane first step and general athleticism
Commented on Summer League Gameday Thread: Blazers vs. Rockets on Jul 13 2014, 8:40p - 2 replies
This is what basketball is all about, folks.
Commented on Summer League Gameday Thread: Blazers vs. Rockets on Jul 13 2014, 8:38p - 1 reply
SUDDEN DEATH
Commented on Summer League Gameday Thread: Blazers vs. Rockets on Jul 13 2014, 8:38p - 1 reply
Wait a tic
Commented on Summer League Gameday Thread: Blazers vs. Rockets on Jul 13 2014, 8:33p - 1 reply
Awesome.
Commented on Summer League Gameday Thread: Blazers vs. Rockets on Jul 13 2014, 8:32p - 1 reply
My schadenfreude with respect to Houston's offseason is off the charts.
Commented on Sports Illustrated: LeBron James To Return To Cleveland Cavaliers on Jul 13 2014, 6:48p
They suddenly have a very crowded and talented frontcourt.
Commented on Summer League Gameday Thread, Game 1: Blazers vs. Knicks on Jul 12 2014, 4:22p
I presume the halftime entertainment will be provided by JD and the Straight Shot?
Commented on Summer League Gameday Thread, Game 1: Blazers vs. Knicks on Jul 12 2014, 4:21p
Crabbe should try crab-walking next time.
Commented on Summer League Gameday Thread, Game 1: Blazers vs. Knicks on Jul 12 2014, 4:20p
Crabbes can't run the fast break.
Commented on Summer League Gameday Thread, Game 1: Blazers vs. Knicks on Jul 12 2014, 4:19p - 1 reply
Freeland's gettin' jobbed!
Commented on Summer League Gameday Thread, Game 1: Blazers vs. Knicks on Jul 12 2014, 4:18p
Cut Crabbe for that.
Commented on Summer League Gameday Thread, Game 1: Blazers vs. Knicks on Jul 12 2014, 4:17p - 1 reply
I'm impressed that they fit "Antetokounmpo" on a jersey.
Commented on Summer League Gameday Thread, Game 1: Blazers vs. Knicks on Jul 12 2014, 4:15p - 1 reply
Looks like I should've paid $5.
Commented on Summer League Gameday Thread, Game 1: Blazers vs. Knicks on Jul 12 2014, 4:10p
90% FT shooter confirmed.
Commented on Summer League Gameday Thread, Game 1: Blazers vs. Knicks on Jul 12 2014, 4:07p - 1 reply
If only Freeland hit that jumper at a higher clip....
Commented on Summer League Gameday Thread, Game 1: Blazers vs. Knicks on Jul 12 2014, 4:05p
This kid's potential is ridiculous.
Commented on Free Agency Buzz: LeBron James to Cleveland, Chris Bosh Stays Put on Jul 12 2014, 12:37a - 1 reply
That three piece.
Commented on Transcript: Blazers Introduce Chris Kaman and Steve Blake At Press Conference on Jul 11 2014, 12:54a
Sardines?
Commented on Free Agents and the Trail Blazers on Jul 10 2014, 1:25a
Dude looks high + sleep-deprived.
Commented on Free Agency Buzz: Mavs Make Big Offer to Chandler Parsons on Jul 8 2014, 12:01a
Careful.
Commented on Analysis: Portland Trail Blazers Agree To Sign UFA C Chris Kaman on Jul 5 2014, 9:48p
On the subject of statistics,
Commented on Analysis: Portland Trail Blazers Agree To Sign UFA C Chris Kaman on Jul 4 2014, 3:28a - 1 reply
The one downside:
Commented on Blazers Sign UFA C Chris Kaman To 2-Year Deal on Jul 4 2014, 12:25a
Who DIDN'T think LeBron was coming to PDX?
Commented on Blazers Sign UFA C Chris Kaman To 2-Year Deal on Jul 4 2014, 12:24a
I'll rec anything from this movie.
Commented on Blazers Free Agency Thread: Boris Diaw Re-Signs With Spurs on Jul 4 2014, 12:23a
In my best Paul Pierce impression "by far....BY FAR!"
Commented on Blazers Sign UFA C Chris Kaman To 2-Year Deal on Jul 4 2014, 12:15a
Thanks for the perspective, Mr. Mike.
Commented on Blazers Sign UFA C Chris Kaman To 2-Year Deal on Jul 4 2014, 12:13a - 1 reply
I know! Who knew we'd nab the only bigger free agent than LBJ?
Commented on Blazers Free Agency Thread: Boris Diaw Re-Signs With Spurs on Jul 4 2014, 12:10a
Wes would appear to be a likely odd man out come 2015.
Commented on Blazers Free Agency Thread: Boris Diaw Re-Signs With Spurs on Jul 4 2014, 12:09a - 1 reply
You called it!
Commented on Blazers Sign UFA C Chris Kaman To 2-Year Deal on Jul 3 2014, 11:45p
Yeah, money's OK. Nothing terrible.
Commented on Blazers Sign UFA C Chris Kaman To 2-Year Deal on Jul 3 2014, 11:44p - 1 reply
On the bright side, he fits in nicely with Portland culture
Commented on Blazers Sign UFA C Chris Kaman To 2-Year Deal on Jul 3 2014, 11:44p - 1 reply
Fun fact: his middle name is "Zane".
Commented on Blazers Sign UFA C Chris Kaman To 2-Year Deal on Jul 3 2014, 11:40p - 3 replies
That's a salient point, especially applied to Hawes.
Commented on Blazers Sign UFA C Chris Kaman To 2-Year Deal on Jul 3 2014, 11:39p - 1 reply
I guess this also says that Monroe and Hawes weren't happening - for whatever reason.
Commented on Blazers Sign UFA C Chris Kaman To 2-Year Deal on Jul 3 2014, 11:39p
OK, but seriously, how do you spend the friggin' MLE on Chris friggin' Kaman?
Commented on Blazers Sign UFA C Chris Kaman To 2-Year Deal on Jul 3 2014, 11:37p - 2 replies
2015 CHAMPIONSHIP HERE WE COME
Commented on Blazers Sign UFA C Chris Kaman To 2-Year Deal on Jul 3 2014, 11:37p - 1 reply
Good stuff on the Jason Kidd saga and free agency if you like Grantland/Zach Lowe
Commented on Blazers Free Agency Buzz: Hawes in PHX, Mo in Dallas on Jul 3 2014, 10:44p
I'd happily take Marion, but not for MLE money.
Commented on Blazers Free Agency Buzz: Hawes in PHX, Mo in Dallas on Jul 3 2014, 6:08p - 1 reply
POWER SHIFT
Commented on Blazers Free Agency Buzz: Hawes in PHX, Mo in Dallas on Jul 3 2014, 6:07p
Heh, no worries.
Commented on Blazers Free Agency Buzz: Hawes in PHX, Mo in Dallas on Jul 3 2014, 5:34p
That POR-PHX double overtime highlight video was great, BTW.
Commented on Blazers Free Agency Buzz: Hawes in PHX, Mo in Dallas on Jul 3 2014, 4:12p - 1 reply
Nice.
Commented on Blazers Free Agency Buzz: Hawes in PHX, Mo in Dallas on Jul 3 2014, 3:56p - 1 reply
Where might we find you on Twitter?
Commented on Blazers Free Agency Buzz: Hawes in PHX, Mo in Dallas on Jul 3 2014, 3:55p - 1 reply
Yes, that is indeed my understanding.
Commented on Blazers Free Agency Buzz: Hawes in PHX, Mo in Dallas on Jul 3 2014, 3:53p - 1 reply
The way I'm reading it is that you can't trade consecutive FUTURE firsts, period.
Commented on Blazers Free Agency Buzz: Hawes in PHX, Mo in Dallas on Jul 3 2014, 3:52p - 1 reply
That trio + McHale's "system" = LOL.
Commented on Blazers Free Agency Buzz: Hawes in PHX, Mo in Dallas on Jul 3 2014, 3:50p
I thought I knew that.
Commented on Blazers Free Agency Buzz: Hawes in PHX, Mo in Dallas on Jul 3 2014, 3:48p - 2 replies
Calderon/Shumpert/Anthony/Stoudemire/Gasol
Commented on Blazers Free Agency Buzz: Hawes in PHX, Mo in Dallas on Jul 3 2014, 3:43p - 2 replies
See above. Can't trade consecutive firsts. Stepien rule.
Commented on Blazers Free Agency Buzz: Hawes in PHX, Mo in Dallas on Jul 3 2014, 3:42p - 1 reply
FYI, the pick thing is called the Stepien rule.
Commented on Blazers Free Agency Buzz: Hawes in PHX, Mo in Dallas on Jul 3 2014, 3:40p - 1 reply
Don't think you can trade consecutive firsts; need a first coming back or make 2017 a 2018.
Commented on Blazers Free Agency Buzz: Hawes in PHX, Mo in Dallas on Jul 3 2014, 3:40p - 1 reply
Thabo's agent is the man.
Commented on Blazers Free Agency Buzz: Hawes in PHX, Mo in Dallas on Jul 3 2014, 3:34p - 2 replies
Our "ahhhhyyyyaaayyy"s per 36 from the PF position would be off the charts!
Commented on Blazers Free Agency Buzz: Hawes in PHX, Mo in Dallas on Jul 3 2014, 2:40p - 1 reply
Going door to door to spread the good news?
Commented on Blazer Free Agency Buzz: More Monroe Details, Plus Mills Re-Signs with Spurs on Jul 3 2014, 2:14p
Thank you sir.
Commented on Call Your Shot: Who Will Get Portland's Mid-Level Exception? on Jul 3 2014, 11:59a - 1 reply
Is this today's de facto offseason thread? Collison is off the market, folks.
Commented on Call Your Shot: Who Will Get Portland's Mid-Level Exception? on Jul 3 2014, 11:55a - 2 replies
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