Passive Voice

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2013-2014 Standings Prediction Competition

I can't remember if we ever tabulated last year's guesses but whatever. Here's this year's standings prediction competition. I think it makes sense to do this by division. Scoring system as...

Good Boy Hockey

Who's a good boy? Whoooooooooooo's a good boy? It's you! Yes it is! Yes you are a good boy! Yes you are. wikimedia I've seen it for all my 24 years on this earth, up close and personal. G...


Bid on Oilers gear for charity

An auction featuring Oilers' gear for a good cause

Harvard Hockey Hosts Yale Tonight

Tonight the Harvard Crimson host the Yale Bulldogs in ECAC Hockey action. Two Canucks' prospects will play, in Harvard sophomore defenseman Patrick McNally and Yale freshman forward Matthew Beattie. Added bonus: if listen on, you can hear my booming manly voice occasionally doing colour commentary. Tune in, why don't you?


You Know What Time It Is

I would like to see two of these gentlemen in Vancouver next year (via clydeorama) As hockey fans, our year has but two seasons: Springtime and Rosterbationtime. With the Canucks' defeat at the...


An Apology

Last night's Blackhawks-Canucks game was unpleasant. Obviously the game, and maybe the Canucks' season, turned on the Duncan Keith elbow to Daniel Sedin's head. I felt at the time, and continue...

Listen to Kellen Jones' Quinnipiac Bobcats take on Harvard Tonight

If you need to kill a couple hours before the Oilers' game tonight, look no further! Puck drops at 7 Eastern, 5 Mountain.

Kyle Wellwood to Sample the Delicacies of East Slavic Cuisine

I'll say it again: really, half-dozen-odd NHL Teams, you don't think Kyle Wellwood for like $1.5m could help you out?

ESPN's EJ Hradek thinks Martin Hanzal's re-signed with the Coyotes...

...for a $1.8m cap hit. Really, other 29 GMs?


Questions about Time On Ice

This seems like the most logical place to ask, so I'm just gonna throw this out there.  I'm trying to work with Vic's "close" script for the Ducks in 0910.  This is the URL I'm using: h...

Wild Get Mikko to Sign an Extension

Capgeek says it's 7 years, 6.75 per, with a NTC. Huh. I don't think I have any concept of what the going rate for young, awesome centremen is anymore.


Just what the hell is a Keith Ballard?

The Least You Need To Know -Keith Ballard is a 5'11", 205ish-pound, left-hand-shooting defenceman from Baudette, Minnesota, which is pretty much Canada.  -He's 27, was drafted 11th-overall by...


Good News, Derek

Dreger says Stephen Weiss is "among those available" now that Dale Tallon has taken over in Florida.  This follows similar speculation from Elliotte Friedman a few weeks ago: Tough from several...


Daft Punk knows the truth about Craig Anderson

Hi Sharks fans.  I'm backing the other west coast team represented by a large marine animal, but if they can't get their PK together and get summarily knocked out, the Sidge has my full backing. ...


Kesler's so good/Kesler's gonna get so paid.

Gabe Desjardins, commandant of Behind The Net, yesterday put up the clearest objective demonstration--that I've seen--of what we all subjectively suspect/know: that Ryan Kesler is only partly...


Olympics Open Thread: Day 4: Case of The Mondays

Come hang out and celebrate the Olympics with us!


What would you guys say to Steve Ott?

Let's get something out of the way right off the bat: Dallas F Steve Ott's a piece of shit.  He's obnoxious. His mother probably wishes somebody would catch him coming across the middle with his...


Potential Silver Lining

I think, if Chip Kelly is worth his weight in feathers as a motivator, this loss could be very, very beneficial to the Ducks over the rest of the season. They're the laughingstock of CFB right now,...


Controversy in the Internet Age.

Currently (roughly 12:30 pst--2 hours ABS) the number one search on Google, according to Google Trends, is "Legarrette Blount".  #8 is "blount oregon".  Yikes.  This shit is mainstream.  After...

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