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Patrick Dubuque

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Former Bill Spaceman Lee Visiting Professor for Baseball Exploration at Pitchers & Poets, and current comedy joke writer at NotGraphs. Mariners fan since the days of Spike Owen. My favorite baseball moment was watching Rickey Henderson get his 3,000th hit as a tiny red dot on ESPN GameCast.

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Recent Activity
...no.
Commented on OT - 7/25/14: Beer and Loathing on Jul 29 2014, 2:55p - 1 reply
The one day I can't do it.
Commented on LL Meetup/Homerun Derby/Looking foolish with a bat interest post. on Jul 28 2014, 10:21a - 1 reply
*sigh*
Commented on OT - 7/25/14: Beer and Loathing on Jul 28 2014, 2:10a - 1 reply
A single can of Rainier
Commented on OT - 7/25/14: Beer and Loathing on Jul 28 2014, 2:06a - 2 replies
Mystery Science Theater episodes
Commented on OT - 7/12/14 Talk About SE on Jul 24 2014, 11:43a - 1 reply
This is true.
Commented on Lookout Linkage, 7/22/14 on Jul 23 2014, 1:19a
Oh, none taken at all.
Commented on Lookout Linkage, 7/22/14 on Jul 23 2014, 12:19a
I totally understand.
Commented on Lookout Linkage, 7/22/14 on Jul 22 2014, 10:14p - 2 replies
This is me sharing my pain
Commented on Lookout Linkage, 7/22/14 on Jul 22 2014, 4:26p - 2 replies
I'd definitely be interested in joining in.
Commented on LL Meetup/Homerun Derby/Looking foolish with a bat interest post. on Jul 22 2014, 1:23p
The soup is gazpacho.
Commented on 7/21 Open game thread on Jul 22 2014, 12:52a - 1 reply
It'll be awkward for one of us
Commented on 7/21 Open game thread on Jul 22 2014, 12:49a
Ah, sorry.
Commented on 7/21 Open game thread on Jul 22 2014, 12:40a
From said Twitter, my stat of the night
Commented on 7/21 Open game thread on Jul 22 2014, 12:39a - 1 reply
Neyer and MGL are having a protracted argument over the M's DH.
Commented on 7/21 Open game thread on Jul 22 2014, 12:38a - 5 replies
Good evening, everybody
Commented on 7/21 Open game thread on Jul 22 2014, 12:35a - 7 replies
Don't you understand, LL?
Commented on OT - 7/12/14 Talk About SE on Jul 19 2014, 9:44p - 1 reply
That thread was amazing.
Commented on OT - 7/12/14 Talk About SE on Jul 19 2014, 8:24a
Sorry, man. If there's a way to recover it with powers, I can't figure it out.
Commented on OT - 7/12/14 Talk About SE on Jul 18 2014, 9:00p - 1 reply
Nope. Even though I knew he wouldn't be on there.
Commented on Sporcle Friday: WAR leaders by position on Jul 18 2014, 4:53p
Seven minutes seemed like a ton of time
Commented on Sporcle Friday: WAR leaders by position on Jul 18 2014, 2:24p
27/30
Commented on Sporcle Friday: WAR leaders by position on Jul 18 2014, 2:20p
According to the 1983 official Mariners Magazine
Commented on The best thing the Mariners never had on Jul 18 2014, 12:49a - 1 reply
Actually, the community's to blame.
Commented on OT - 7/12/14 Talk About SE on Jul 17 2014, 5:22p - 1 reply
That was fun
Commented on OT - 7/12/14 Talk About SE on Jul 17 2014, 5:00p - 3 replies
We already have Mike Campbell in AAA.
Commented on Point: Trading Danny Tartabull might not be as totally awful as it probably is on Jul 17 2014, 4:32p
Fantasy?
Commented on Point: Trading Danny Tartabull might not be as totally awful as it probably is on Jul 17 2014, 12:45p - 2 replies
Counterpoint: Mariners playing the same old tune
Posted on Jul 17 2014, 12:00p
That piece made me sick, it was so good.
Commented on Lookout Linkage, 7/16/14 on Jul 16 2014, 2:52p
True story
Commented on Lookout Linkage, 7/16/14 on Jul 16 2014, 12:50p - 1 reply
Shameful self-promotion
Commented on Lookout Linkage, 7/16/14 on Jul 16 2014, 12:45p - 1 reply
Greatest logo ever.
Commented on OT - 7/12/14 Talk About SE on Jul 15 2014, 5:35p - 1 reply
The rap in the middle of Word Crimes
Commented on OT - 7/12/14 Talk About SE on Jul 15 2014, 5:33p
Those. But I'm not buying $85 dollars worth of candy
Commented on OT - 7/12/14 Talk About SE on Jul 15 2014, 12:49a - 1 reply
I'm not a huge DVD commentary guy
Commented on OT - 7/12/14 Talk About SE on Jul 14 2014, 10:59a - 1 reply
for For the wild card, but not the division
Voted on Jul 14 2014, 2:15a
Michael Clair has some ideas for sprucing up the All-Star festivities.
Commented on Lookout Linkage, 7/13/14 on Jul 14 2014, 12:38a
Wintergreen Lozenges
Commented on OT - 7/12/14 Talk About SE on Jul 13 2014, 2:12a - 1 reply
I got through a couple of areas in Dark Souls
Commented on OT - 7/12/14 Talk About SE on Jul 13 2014, 2:09a
I miss Oreo O's so much.
Commented on OT - 7/12/14 Talk About SE on Jul 13 2014, 2:07a
Children won't know what a complete game is
Commented on 7/12: Open Game Thread Part 2 on Jul 13 2014, 12:52a
Before we die
Commented on 7/12: Open Game Thread Part 2 on Jul 13 2014, 12:51a - 3 replies
That's no problem.
Commented on 7/12: Open Game Thread on Jul 13 2014, 12:44a
Too bad about all those guys who quit being fans two days ago
Commented on 7/12: Open Game Thread Part 2 on Jul 13 2014, 12:43a - 1 reply
Seriously, new game thread is up
Commented on 7/12: Open Game Thread on Jul 13 2014, 12:40a - 1 reply
Stop ignoring me
Commented on 7/12: Open Game Thread on Jul 13 2014, 12:20a
Game Thread Part Two is up.
Commented on 7/12: Open Game Thread on Jul 13 2014, 12:16a - 1 reply
7/12: Open Game Thread Part 2
Posted on Jul 13 2014, 12:15a
Baseball is a fine sport and worthy of everyone's time and attention.
Commented on 7/12: Open Game Thread on Jul 13 2014, 12:08a
Because we're starting a 36 year-old declining outfielder
Commented on MLB trade rumors: Mariners showing interest in Marlon Byrd on Jul 11 2014, 4:32p - 1 reply
If you aren't
Commented on Sporcle Friday: Mariner All-Stars on Jul 11 2014, 2:30p
There sure is.
Commented on Mariners Mariner a Mariner game on Jul 11 2014, 2:17p
74/74
Commented on Sporcle Friday: Mariner All-Stars on Jul 11 2014, 1:20p - 1 reply
Sure.
Commented on Mariners Mariner a Mariner game on Jul 11 2014, 12:31p - 1 reply
Also, fun fact:
Commented on Mariners Mariner a Mariner game on Jul 11 2014, 12:26p - 1 reply
We want it to be a real thing
Commented on Mariners Mariner a Mariner game on Jul 11 2014, 12:21p - 3 replies
I really can't come up with very much.
Commented on Hello here is an OT on Jul 11 2014, 1:55a
This Week's Bunt Rumors
Commented on Hello here is an OT on Jul 10 2014, 11:22p
Maybe the real writers do.
Commented on Lookout Linkage, 7/10/14 on Jul 10 2014, 3:58p - 2 replies
Also, once you do,
Commented on Lookout Linkage, 7/10/14 on Jul 10 2014, 1:27p - 2 replies
When you do, don't bury it in a comment thread.
Commented on Lookout Linkage, 7/10/14 on Jul 10 2014, 1:24p
The funny thing is that for all of Philly's reputation for fandom
Commented on Lookout Linkage, 7/10/14 on Jul 10 2014, 12:57p
There are so many better indicators.
Commented on Lookout Linkage, 7/10/14 on Jul 10 2014, 11:51a - 1 reply
I don't know how I measure success
Commented on Lookout Linkage, 7/10/14 on Jul 10 2014, 11:20a - 1 reply
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