Patrick Dubuque

joined Feb 17, 2011
last login May 19, 2013
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Former Bill Spaceman Lee Visiting Professor for Baseball Exploration at Pitchers & Poets, and current comedy joke writer at NotGraphs. Mariners fan since the days of Spike Owen. My favorite baseball moment was watching Rickey Henderson get his 3,000th hit as a tiny red dot on ESPN GameCast.

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A Fan Of...

mlb Seattle Mariners
nfl Seattle Seahawks
ncaaf Washington Huskies
ncaab Washington Huskies
boxing Manute Bol
general Seattle Pilots, Seattle Metropolitans
nhl Washington Capitals
general Aurora Ajummas

Recent Activity

	Montero technically earned 0.014 Commented on 5/19: Chart of Antipathy on May 19 2013, 4:46p - 1 reply
	If anyone is somehow still around Commented on 5/19: Felix Day Game Thread on May 19 2013, 4:11p
	5/19: Chart of Antipathy Posted on May 19 2013, 4:10p
	True fact: Commented on 5/19: Felix Day Game Thread on May 19 2013, 3:59p
	If only I'd done a series of time lapse pictures. Commented on 5/19: Felix Day Game Thread on May 19 2013, 3:16p - 2 replies
	It was basically a giant concrete tomb. Commented on 5/19: Felix Day Game Thread on May 19 2013, 3:15p - 1 reply
	Hey, thanks. Commented on 5/19: Felix Day Game Thread on May 19 2013, 3:14p
	There was the one time Commented on 5/19: Felix Day Game Thread on May 19 2013, 3:11p - 2 replies
	It seems like it's happening more lately Commented on 5/19: Felix Day Game Thread on May 19 2013, 3:08p
	One of these days I'm going to devote a thread Commented on 5/19: Felix Day Game Thread on May 19 2013, 3:07p
	Mine has reached the point Commented on 5/19: Felix Day Game Thread on May 19 2013, 3:07p - 1 reply
	That feels like a 2004 M's metaphor. Commented on 5/19: Felix Day Game Thread on May 19 2013, 2:58p
	I'm rooting for 7-4 Commented on 5/19: Felix Day Game Thread on May 19 2013, 2:48p - 1 reply
	That's actually not a bad idea. Commented on 5/19: Felix Day Game Thread on May 19 2013, 2:42p - 1 reply
	Nah. I'm just grumpy about having to write a recap about this garbage. Commented on 5/19: Felix Day Game Thread on May 19 2013, 2:39p - 4 replies
	Among this house's many foibles Commented on 5/19: Felix Day Game Thread on May 19 2013, 2:36p - 1 reply
	Think of it as allegory. Commented on 5/19: Felix Day Game Thread on May 19 2013, 2:34p
	Tearing down an herb garden Commented on 5/19: Felix Day Game Thread on May 19 2013, 2:30p - 3 replies
	If this is my last thread/recap Commented on 5/19: Felix Day Game Thread on May 19 2013, 2:24p - 2 replies
	Maybe I just knew something you didn't. Commented on 5/19: Felix Day Game Thread on May 19 2013, 2:23p - 1 reply
	This game coincided well Commented on 5/19: Felix Day Game Thread on May 19 2013, 2:22p - 1 reply
	5/19: Felix Day Game Thread Posted on May 19 2013, 11:44a
	I know this is dangerous thinking Commented on 20-23: We Continue to Wait on May 18 2013, 10:57p
	He clogs bases! Commented on 20-23: We Continue to Wait on May 18 2013, 10:53p - 3 replies
	I know, Logan. We'll just agree to disagree. Commented on 20-23: We Continue to Wait on May 18 2013, 10:49p - 1 reply
	20-23: We Continue to Wait Posted on May 18 2013, 6:40p
	Game Chart is up Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 4:32p
	5/18: Chart of Sadness Posted on May 18 2013, 4:32p
	Well, at least we felt something. Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 4:04p - 1 reply
	Let's talk about bullpen management a little bit. Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:57p - 1 reply
	Guess I'll make a real WE chart after all. Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:48p
	We are all witnesses. Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:36p
	It's fun to find out how slow my feed is. Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:24p
	Last line's already there. Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:20p
	Tempted to auction off the rights Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:12p - 3 replies
	Maybe this is a stupid question Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 3:02p - 1 reply
	Joe Saunders is more of an adjective Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 2:57p
	Thanks for confirming the narrative, Reynolds. Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 2:36p
	I guess we're not the only ones Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 2:34p
	He's basically a 43 year-old Rickey Henderson Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 2:30p
	This keeps up Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 2:23p
	I'm sure Rob Johnson is available. Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 1:59p
	McAllister McAllistering. Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 1:57p
	Montero caught stealing: 1 Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 1:52p
	Brendan Ryan is almost 1/11th of the way Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 1:51p
	Endy Chavez's B-R page sponsorship Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 1:44p
	I've reached the point where I get confused Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 1:26p - 1 reply
	So, we almost had Josh Hamilton. Commented on 5/18: Open Game Thread on May 18 2013, 1:00p - 2 replies
	5/18: Open Game Thread Posted on May 18 2013, 11:44a
	My voice sounds so much better in my head. Commented on OT--May 9th, Merry Month of May ed. on May 16 2013, 11:05p - 1 reply
	Let's be diplomatic and say Commented on Some Histograms Eric Wedge Might Not Like on May 15 2013, 5:02p
	Some Histograms Eric Wedge Might Not Like Posted on May 15 2013, 11:57a
	I lump them together as one show. Commented on OT--May 9th, Merry Month of May ed. on May 13 2013, 2:18p
	Hitting himself with the ball outside the batter's box. Commented on 5/12: Open Game Thread on May 12 2013, 6:49p - 1 reply
	Beware the catchers Commented on 5/12: Open Game Thread on May 12 2013, 4:38p
	If we're lucky Commented on 5/12: Open Game Thread on May 12 2013, 4:31p - 1 reply
	I like this Tommy Milone way better. Commented on 5/12: Open Game Thread on May 12 2013, 4:29p - 1 reply
	Pretty certain it was. Commented on 5/12: Open Game Thread on May 12 2013, 4:25p - 1 reply
	Still can't believe Milone has 41 strikeouts Commented on 5/12: Open Game Thread on May 12 2013, 4:17p
	5/12: Open Game Thread Posted on May 12 2013, 3:22p
	I enjoyed Spaced Commented on OT--May 9th, Merry Month of May ed. on May 10 2013, 5:50p - 1 reply
	I wouldn't have as much of an issue with Swisher money Commented on OT--May 9th, Merry Month of May ed. on May 10 2013, 5:17p - 2 replies
	My favorite British comedy of all time Commented on OT--May 9th, Merry Month of May ed. on May 10 2013, 5:12p - 1 reply
	Not On This Day, Twenty-Seven Years Ago Posted on May 9 2013, 12:00p
	This is true. Commented on 5/8: Open Game Thread on May 8 2013, 2:34p - 1 reply
	He's going to run into the Kevin Brown problem Commented on 5/8: Open Game Thread on May 8 2013, 2:27p - 1 reply
	Poor Andy Hawkins. Commented on 5/8: Open Game Thread on May 8 2013, 1:53p
	for No Voted on May 7 2013, 5:59p
	Bringing Veal in for a Duke and the plebes start booing. Recommended on May 7 2013, 11:49a
	I think that's where you cross into the general protests Commented on A Treatise on Booing on May 7 2013, 11:47a
	But at the graduate level, you can blame them! Commented on OFF/ON-TOPIC: Mariners & Other Things on May 6 2013, 10:50p - 2 replies
	It's always awkward when the teacher requires it Commented on OFF/ON-TOPIC: Mariners & Other Things on May 6 2013, 10:46p - 1 reply
	I was right there with you. Commented on OFF/ON-TOPIC: Mariners & Other Things on May 6 2013, 10:41p
	As a fellow introvert Commented on OFF/ON-TOPIC: Mariners & Other Things on May 6 2013, 10:39p - 2 replies
	I think at some point, there's a certain amount of irony in booing. Commented on A Treatise on Booing on May 6 2013, 5:01p
	Ben Lindbergh and Sam Miller actually discussed this Commented on A Treatise on Booing on May 6 2013, 4:56p - 2 replies
	A Treatise on Booing Posted on May 6 2013, 12:00p
	Most of my favorite movies are actually plays. Commented on OFF/ON-TOPIC: Mariners & Other Things on May 4 2013, 8:07p - 1 reply
	I'd go higher than Holman with Chris Warren Commented on OFF/ON-TOPIC: Mariners & Other Things on May 4 2013, 7:53p - 1 reply
	That was my way of fixing the line breaks. Commented on We up at does on May 3 2013, 11:15a - 1 reply

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