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Patrick Dubuque

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Former Bill Spaceman Lee Visiting Professor for Baseball Exploration at Pitchers & Poets, and current comedy joke writer at NotGraphs. Mariners fan since the days of Spike Owen. My favorite baseball moment was watching Rickey Henderson get his 3,000th hit as a tiny red dot on ESPN GameCast.

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Commented on Lookout Linkage, 8/21/14 on Aug 21 2014, 12:00p
10:30 AM.
Commented on Softball Game Saturday Morning on Aug 15 2014, 11:46p - 1 reply
I don't know.
Commented on 8/15: Open game thread on Aug 15 2014, 8:01p
Yeah.
Commented on 8/15: Open game thread on Aug 15 2014, 7:48p
Hold on let me check my murder flowchart
Commented on 8/15: Open game thread on Aug 15 2014, 7:47p - 2 replies
Statues have sculptors
Commented on 8/15: Open game thread on Aug 15 2014, 7:45p - 2 replies
RBI is a self-righteous stat.
Commented on 8/15: Open game thread on Aug 15 2014, 7:44p
I'll just have to wait until my cult fails
Commented on 8/15: Open game thread on Aug 15 2014, 7:43p - 1 reply
Let's never fight again.
Commented on 8/15: Open game thread on Aug 15 2014, 7:41p
Oh, BABIP, you beautiful thing.
Commented on 8/15: Open game thread on Aug 15 2014, 7:40p - 1 reply
Okay, that was the last one, then.
Commented on 8/15: Open game thread on Aug 15 2014, 7:39p - 1 reply
Now I'm wondering what number
Commented on 8/15: Open game thread on Aug 15 2014, 7:19p - 2 replies
Oh, I've thrown the full force of my 968 followers into it.
Commented on 8/15: Open game thread on Aug 15 2014, 6:56p - 4 replies
Sounds like we have plenty of extras coming, so you should be fine.
Commented on Softball Game Saturday Morning on Aug 15 2014, 6:55p
And this is officially on.
Commented on 8/15: Open game thread on Aug 15 2014, 6:41p - 2 replies
Okay, $40
Commented on Softball Game Saturday Morning on Aug 15 2014, 6:39p - 1 reply
It looks like we have enough people to risk $24
Commented on Softball Game Saturday Morning on Aug 15 2014, 6:16p - 1 reply
LL Softball Game Update
Commented on 8/15: Open game thread on Aug 15 2014, 6:14p - 8 replies
Slow-pitch, Low-impact.
Commented on Softball Game Saturday Morning on Aug 15 2014, 5:58p - 1 reply
Excellent. That should cover us nicely.
Commented on Softball Game Saturday Morning on Aug 15 2014, 3:46p
At least you didn't miss Floyd Bannister this time
Commented on Sporcle Friday: Stolen base leaders by season on Aug 15 2014, 3:04p
So we're at 7 right now
Commented on Softball Game Saturday Morning on Aug 15 2014, 2:53p - 4 replies
I don't think you have anything to worry about.
Commented on Softball Game Saturday Morning on Aug 15 2014, 2:38p - 1 reply
It'd be one transfer
Commented on Softball Game Saturday Morning on Aug 15 2014, 1:47p
Whitman Middle School, just off Holman in Crown Hill
Commented on Softball Game Saturday Morning on Aug 15 2014, 1:20p - 2 replies
If you're buried in subthreads
Commented on OT - 8/9/2014: LLLJ Edition on Aug 15 2014, 1:06p
No disrespect to Kent
Commented on Softball Game Saturday Morning on Aug 15 2014, 1:05p - 3 replies
Think Spike Owen minus the power
Commented on Sporcle Friday: Stolen base leaders by season on Aug 15 2014, 11:46a
35/37.
Commented on Sporcle Friday: Stolen base leaders by season on Aug 15 2014, 10:57a
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Commented on Sporcle Friday: Stolen base leaders by season on Aug 15 2014, 10:54a - 1 reply
Haven't started this quiz yet, but
Commented on Sporcle Friday: Stolen base leaders by season on Aug 15 2014, 10:37a - 1 reply
If that's the case
Commented on Lookout Linkage, 8/14/14 on Aug 14 2014, 11:56a
Dude, don't worry about it.
Commented on Lookout Linkage, 8/14/14 on Aug 14 2014, 11:56a
That would be fantastic
Commented on Lookout Linkage, 8/14/14 on Aug 14 2014, 11:45a - 1 reply
I can't deny that there's some inspiration there.
Commented on Lookout Linkage, 8/14/14 on Aug 14 2014, 11:28a - 1 reply
I try not to self-promote too often
Commented on Lookout Linkage, 8/14/14 on Aug 14 2014, 10:50a - 7 replies
Nah, go for it. I just saw the meter hit 900 and thought I'd check.
Commented on 8/12: Open Game Thread on Aug 13 2014, 12:13a - 1 reply
Any mods in here?
Commented on 8/12: Open Game Thread on Aug 13 2014, 12:06a - 1 reply
Without a doubt
Commented on OT - 8/9/2014: LLLJ Edition on Aug 12 2014, 5:43p - 1 reply
I remember when he followed me
Commented on OT - 8/9/2014: LLLJ Edition on Aug 12 2014, 5:21p
go
Commented on 8/11: Felix Thread Part 2 on Aug 12 2014, 12:54a
And to hell with Steve Baron
Commented on 8/11: Felix Thread Part 2 on Aug 12 2014, 12:35a - 1 reply
Sinbad's life
Commented on 8/11: Felix Thread Part 2 on Aug 12 2014, 12:33a
We can all agree he's a noun, though.
Commented on 8/11: Felix Thread Part 2 on Aug 12 2014, 12:32a
When Mike Trout abruptly retires
Commented on 8/11: Felix Thread Part 2 on Aug 12 2014, 12:28a
Switch Mills to shortstop?
Commented on 8/11: Felix Thread Part 2 on Aug 12 2014, 12:26a - 2 replies
Which is a shame, because I'm getting a hankering
Commented on 8/11: Felix Thread Part 2 on Aug 12 2014, 12:24a - 1 reply
I know Mina Harker
Commented on 8/11: Felix Thread Part 2 on Aug 12 2014, 12:21a
You'd get a lot more appreciation for these
Commented on 8/11: Open Game Thread on Aug 12 2014, 12:16a
Aren't Millers experts at operating Mills
Commented on 8/11: Felix Thread Part 2 on Aug 11 2014, 11:57p - 1 reply
I worked so hard
Commented on 8/11: Felix Thread Part 2 on Aug 11 2014, 11:55p - 1 reply
New thread is up
Commented on 8/11: Open Game Thread on Aug 11 2014, 11:53p - 2 replies
8/11: Felix Thread Part 2
Posted on Aug 11 2014, 11:52p
You've seen Raiders of the Lost Ark, right?
Commented on 8/11: Open Game Thread on Aug 11 2014, 11:50p
Yes.
Commented on 8/11: Open Game Thread on Aug 11 2014, 11:35p
No
Commented on 8/11: Open Game Thread on Aug 11 2014, 11:29p
what hath I wrought
Commented on 8/11: Open Game Thread on Aug 11 2014, 11:25p - 1 reply
As they play they play their British children's game
Commented on 8/11: Open Game Thread on Aug 11 2014, 11:24p - 1 reply
Are they turning into a vampire?
Commented on 8/11: Open Game Thread on Aug 11 2014, 11:16p - 1 reply
It's even worse if you've ever worked with kids.
Commented on 8/11: Open Game Thread on Aug 11 2014, 11:14p - 1 reply
She also calls Dustin Ackley "Maroon 5"
Commented on 8/11: Open Game Thread on Aug 11 2014, 11:12p
My wife calls Kyle Seager "Amy Poehler"
Commented on 8/11: Open Game Thread on Aug 11 2014, 11:10p - 5 replies
Chone Figgins has a 0.6 fWAR this season.
Commented on 8/11: Open Game Thread on Aug 11 2014, 11:06p
This guy isn't mediocre.
Commented on 8/11: Open Game Thread on Aug 11 2014, 11:03p
I was going to take the recap tonight
Commented on 8/11: Open Game Thread on Aug 11 2014, 11:00p - 1 reply
Were you stranded on a raft in the Pacific for days?
Commented on 8/11: Open Game Thread on Aug 11 2014, 10:59p - 2 replies
Currently: Race for the Galaxy.
Commented on OT - 8/9/2014: LLLJ Edition on Aug 11 2014, 11:41a
My suggestion: letter writing.
Commented on OT - 8/9/2014: LLLJ Edition on Aug 11 2014, 11:38a - 1 reply
I'm thinking about starting it next year.
Commented on OT - 8/9/2014: LLLJ Edition on Aug 8 2014, 4:22p
Matt Moore would have been destroyed by early 80s workloads
Commented on Guess the Mariners top pitching seasons by WAR on Aug 8 2014, 1:54p - 1 reply
How have Mariners who moved up or down the defensive spectrum
Commented on OT - 8/9/2014: LLLJ Edition on Aug 8 2014, 1:15p
20/21
Commented on Guess the Mariners top pitching seasons by WAR on Aug 8 2014, 12:59p - 2 replies
I'm saving Ulysses for the end
Commented on OT - 8/9/2014: LLLJ Edition on Aug 8 2014, 11:24a - 1 reply
Hite
Commented on OT - 7/25/14: Beer and Loathing on Aug 8 2014, 11:16a - 2 replies
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