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Patrick Dubuque

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Former Bill Spaceman Lee Visiting Professor for Baseball Exploration at Pitchers & Poets, and current comedy joke writer at NotGraphs. Mariners fan since the days of Spike Owen. My favorite baseball moment was watching Rickey Henderson get his 3,000th hit as a tiny red dot on ESPN GameCast.

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  • MLB Seattle Mariners
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  • Boxing Manute Bol
  • General Seattle Pilots, Seattle Metropolitans
  • Fantasy Aurora Ajummas
Recent Activity
Echoing many on this thread
Commented on Would you like a serving of stats with your broadcast? on Apr 15 2014, 6:08p - 1 reply
started 66 games for the M's in the mid 80s
Commented on 4/8/14: Open game thread on Apr 8 2014, 11:03p - 1 reply
New game thread is up
Commented on 4/2/14: Open game thread on Apr 2 2014, 11:39p
4/2/14: Open Game Thread Part 2
Posted on Apr 2 2014, 11:38p
Okay. I'm on it.
Commented on 4/2/14: Open game thread on Apr 2 2014, 11:34p - 1 reply
Hey, gang.
Commented on 4/2/14: Open game thread on Apr 2 2014, 11:31p - 1 reply
Whatever number of games you predicted the M's would win
Commented on 4-1 Open Game Thread 2 on Apr 2 2014, 1:25a
Hooray for all of us
Commented on 4-1 Open Game Thread 2 on Apr 2 2014, 1:16a
Nope.
Commented on 4-1 Open Game Thread 2 on Apr 2 2014, 1:03a - 2 replies
17 times a pitcher has pitched 0.1 innings and thrown 0 pitches
Commented on 4-1 Open Game Thread 2 on Apr 2 2014, 1:00a - 5 replies
Yeah, guys, that was awesome!
Commented on 4-1 Open Game Thread 2 on Apr 2 2014, 12:52a
And somehow take the commenting system on our way out?
Commented on 4-1 Open Game Thread 2 on Apr 2 2014, 12:49a - 2 replies
Puerto Vallarta.
Commented on 4-1 Open Game Thread 2 on Apr 2 2014, 12:28a - 2 replies
This weekend I'm going to a friend's wedding in Mexico.
Commented on 4-1 Open Game Thread 2 on Apr 2 2014, 12:24a - 1 reply
Sorry, gang
Commented on 4-1 Open Game Thread 2 on Apr 2 2014, 12:21a - 5 replies
Nice one.
Commented on 4/1: Open game thread on Apr 2 2014, 12:19a
At least they were doing worse before
Commented on 4/1: Open game thread on Apr 1 2014, 10:18p - 1 reply
Now you have to start keeping track of the M's record while you're wearing it.
Commented on 4/1: Open game thread on Apr 1 2014, 10:15p - 1 reply
And a nation mourned the balding.
Commented on 4/1: Open game thread on Apr 1 2014, 10:14p - 1 reply
Imagine being a Dodgers fan right now
Commented on 4/1: Open game thread on Apr 1 2014, 10:03p - 2 replies
Pretty sure you get banned if you don't use at least one dirty word.
Commented on 4/1: Open game thread on Apr 1 2014, 9:56p - 1 reply
I have it, too.
Commented on 4/1: Open game thread on Apr 1 2014, 9:45p - 1 reply
reading James Patterson novels
Commented on 4/1: Open game thread on Apr 1 2014, 9:44p
He was the end of the rainbow
Commented on 4/1: Open game thread on Apr 1 2014, 9:13p - 2 replies
nooooooooo
Commented on 4/1: Open game thread on Apr 1 2014, 9:13p - 1 reply
Last year we had 2,276.
Commented on 1-0: Chart on Apr 1 2014, 12:56p - 1 reply
Schoenfield's actually a Seattle native.
Commented on 1-0: Mariners surprise Angels, themselves in 10-3 victory on Apr 1 2014, 9:57a - 2 replies
I've missed you, baseball.
Commented on 3/31: Open game thread pt. 2 on Apr 1 2014, 1:32a
Hey, one of my favorite things about baseball!
Commented on 3/31: Open game thread pt. 2 on Apr 1 2014, 1:21a
Cliff Floyd's ERA is undefined.
Commented on 3/31: Open game thread pt. 2 on Apr 1 2014, 1:19a
Looks like we might see Farquhar after all.
Commented on 3/31: Open game thread pt. 2 on Apr 1 2014, 1:09a
Apparently they play the Mario death tune after a strikeout
Commented on 3/31: Open game thread pt. 2 on Apr 1 2014, 1:03a - 1 reply
He kept missing the target
Commented on 3/31: Open game thread pt. 2 on Apr 1 2014, 12:47a
Logan Morrison
Commented on 3/31: Open game thread pt. 2 on Apr 1 2014, 12:44a - 2 replies
It's fascinating to watch Vern Fonk crawl
Commented on 3/31: Open game thread pt. 2 on Apr 1 2014, 12:39a
Not make very much money
Commented on 3/31: Open game thread pt. 2 on Apr 1 2014, 12:34a
I never found out what was so great about that party.
Commented on 3/31: Open game thread pt. 2 on Apr 1 2014, 12:30a - 2 replies
Eddie Gaedel
Commented on 3/31: Open game thread pt. 2 on Apr 1 2014, 12:25a
It's just a bad song.
Commented on 3/31: Open game thread pt. 2 on Apr 1 2014, 12:24a
That was a pretty awful pitch.
Commented on 3/31: Open game thread pt. 2 on Apr 1 2014, 12:18a
Strong players have their popups turn into triples.
Commented on 3/31: Open game thread pt. 2 on Apr 1 2014, 12:14a - 1 reply
Your favorite prospects were already big back in 2011
Commented on 3/31: Open game thread pt. 2 on Apr 1 2014, 12:10a - 1 reply
Since he's my favorite ballplayer and everything
Commented on 3/31: Open game thread pt. 2 on Apr 1 2014, 12:06a - 1 reply
It's way too early for everything
Commented on 3/31: Open game thread pt. 2 on Apr 1 2014, 12:05a
Excellent.
Commented on 3/31: Open game thread pt. 2 on Mar 31 2014, 11:50p - 2 replies
We're on pace for GWRBI by the eighth.
Commented on 3/31: Open game thread pt. 2 on Mar 31 2014, 11:46p
162 seasons a year, with one-inning playoffs.
Commented on 3/31: Open game thread pt. 2 on Mar 31 2014, 11:43p
Care a little.
Commented on 3/31: Opening Day open game thread on Mar 31 2014, 11:38p
THEY ARE CRACKER JACKS
Commented on 3/31: Open game thread pt. 2 on Mar 31 2014, 11:37p - 1 reply
You still have to make an effort to get out of the way.
Commented on 3/31: Opening Day open game thread on Mar 31 2014, 11:30p
Oh, look, my biggest baseball pet peeve.
Commented on 3/31: Opening Day open game thread on Mar 31 2014, 11:29p - 1 reply
You've got me, Matt and CapSea tonight.
Commented on 3/31: Opening Day open game thread on Mar 31 2014, 11:23p - 1 reply
The little people would like you to stop using chatspeak.
Commented on 3/31: Opening Day open game thread on Mar 31 2014, 11:18p - 2 replies
It has a 28-year incubation period
Commented on 3/31: Opening Day open game thread on Mar 31 2014, 11:16p
All the routes
Commented on 3/31: Opening Day open game thread on Mar 31 2014, 11:10p - 1 reply
hisssssssssssssss
Commented on 3/31: Opening Day open game thread on Mar 31 2014, 11:01p
It's a pretty lonely place for baseball fans in general.
Commented on 3/31: Opening Day open game thread on Mar 31 2014, 10:59p - 2 replies
Reds-Angels.
Commented on 3/31: Opening Day open game thread on Mar 31 2014, 10:54p
What if they combine it into one word?
Commented on 3/31: Opening Day open game thread on Mar 31 2014, 10:46p
We failed to appreciate them
Commented on 3/31: Opening Day open game thread on Mar 31 2014, 10:38p
Justin Smoak is so much like Thomas the Tank Engine
Commented on 3/31: Opening Day open game thread on Mar 31 2014, 10:37p
It's a different kind of awful.
Commented on 3/31: Opening Day open game thread on Mar 31 2014, 10:34p
Okay, who had the "Out of Your Network" commercials making a second year
Commented on 3/31: Opening Day open game thread on Mar 31 2014, 10:34p - 1 reply
He did win two Mike Trout Awards.
Commented on 3/31: Opening Day open game thread on Mar 31 2014, 10:31p - 1 reply
That was a really good pitch.
Commented on 3/31: Opening Day open game thread on Mar 31 2014, 10:28p - 1 reply
What are we calling the comment count on a second gamethread?
Commented on 3/31: Opening Day open game thread on Mar 31 2014, 10:25p - 2 replies
You sound like my editor
Commented on 3/31: Opening Day open game thread on Mar 31 2014, 10:07p
A website I tangentially sort of write for!
Commented on 3/31: Opening Day open game thread on Mar 31 2014, 10:06p - 1 reply
leftover white merlot
Commented on 3/31: Opening Day open game thread on Mar 31 2014, 10:04p - 1 reply
Remember the new rules, gang.
Commented on 3/31: Opening Day open game thread on Mar 31 2014, 10:00p
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