Patrick L. Stumberg

joined Feb 26, 2011
last login Jun 19, 2013
posts 331
comments 2922

I solve my problems with violence.

Recent Activity

	I will not go that low Commented on Deuce's Backyard Brawls - Toss Your Name in the Hat Edition on Jun 19 2013, 5:40p - 1 reply
	I want unambig Commented on Deuce's Backyard Brawls - Toss Your Name in the Hat Edition on Jun 19 2013, 1:38a - 3 replies
	I wouldn't call it "cruising" Commented on UFC 161 results: Roy Nelson loses to Stipe Miocic via unanimous decision on Jun 15 2013, 11:57p - 3 replies
	Scan the rest of the card Commented on UFC 161 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Evans vs Henderson' on June 15 in Winnipeg on Jun 15 2013, 10:28p - 1 reply
	Unlikely Commented on UFC 161 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Evans vs Henderson' on June 15 in Winnipeg on Jun 15 2013, 10:27p - 1 reply
	Just because you've never seen and will never see a vagina doesn't mean you should lash out at those who have them. Commented on UFC 161 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Evans vs Henderson' on June 15 in Winnipeg on Jun 15 2013, 10:26p - 2 replies
	Keep an eye on Alexis's grappling Commented on UFC 161 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Evans vs Henderson' on June 15 in Winnipeg on Jun 15 2013, 10:25p - 3 replies
	It's 2-2-1-1-1 for the first three rounds Commented on UFC 161 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Evans vs Henderson' on June 15 in Winnipeg on Jun 15 2013, 10:24p
	Nope. My hometown, San Antonio, Texas Commented on UFC 161 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Evans vs Henderson' on June 15 in Winnipeg on Jun 15 2013, 10:22p - 1 reply
	Yep Commented on UFC 161 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Evans vs Henderson' on June 15 in Winnipeg on Jun 15 2013, 10:21p - 2 replies
	Huh. Commented on UFC 161 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Evans vs Henderson' on June 15 in Winnipeg on Jun 15 2013, 10:16p
	Always a great song Commented on UFC 161 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Evans vs Henderson' on June 15 in Winnipeg on Jun 15 2013, 10:13p
	Like I said, it's not a walkout song Commented on UFC 161 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Evans vs Henderson' on June 15 in Winnipeg on Jun 15 2013, 10:12p - 1 reply
	Hurt, by Johnny Cash Commented on UFC 161 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Evans vs Henderson' on June 15 in Winnipeg on Jun 15 2013, 10:11p
	Fucking love this song Commented on UFC 161 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Evans vs Henderson' on June 15 in Winnipeg on Jun 15 2013, 10:09p - 2 replies
	How dare you Commented on UFC 161 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Evans vs Henderson' on June 15 in Winnipeg on Jun 15 2013, 10:07p - 2 replies
	To make up for that atrocious fight, have some pictures of cute baby animals Commented on UFC 161 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Evans vs Henderson' on June 15 in Winnipeg on Jun 15 2013, 10:04p - 4 replies
	I've had bowel movements more entertaining than Jake Shields Commented on UFC 161 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Evans vs Henderson' on June 15 in Winnipeg on Jun 15 2013, 10:01p - 1 reply
	No banning power. I just stand there to make the other staff members look good by comparison Commented on UFC 161 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Evans vs Henderson' on June 15 in Winnipeg on Jun 15 2013, 9:57p - 2 replies
	Hey mma guru Commented on UFC 161 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Evans vs Henderson' on June 15 in Winnipeg on Jun 15 2013, 9:54p - 1 reply
	Neither does Maia and he got the back position easily Commented on WSOF 3 results: Josh Burkman submits Jon Fitch in under one minute on Jun 15 2013, 4:33p
	The MW champ wins by first or second round KO every time Commented on Latest UFC 161 odds and betting guide for 'Evans vs Henderson' in Winnipeg on Jun 15 2013, 4:27p
	First walk-off submission I can remember seeing. Commented on WSOF 3 results: Josh Burkman submits Jon Fitch in under one minute on Jun 15 2013, 1:03a - 2 replies
	He wins by unanimous wrestling decision every time. Commented on Latest UFC 161 odds and betting guide for 'Evans vs Henderson' in Winnipeg on Jun 14 2013, 10:19p - 1 reply
	If they pull Lamas off 162, why not stick this one on there? Commented on Interim UFC champ Renan Barao ‘100%’ recovered from injury, still wants fight with Eddie Wineland on Jun 14 2013, 10:17p - 1 reply
	Don't watch it. Terrible fight Commented on UFC 161 fight card: Ryan Jimmo vs Igor Pokrajac preview on Jun 14 2013, 7:53p
	Sokoudjou got robbed against Jimmo. Commented on UFC 161 fight card: Ryan Jimmo vs Igor Pokrajac preview on Jun 14 2013, 3:15a - 1 reply
	Sig bet says Machida demolishes Davis Commented on Latest UFC 161 odds and betting guide for 'Evans vs Henderson' in Winnipeg on Jun 14 2013, 3:14a
	My mistake, he's actually a sumo champion, not a Judo player Commented on Latest UFC 161 odds and betting guide for 'Evans vs Henderson' in Winnipeg on Jun 14 2013, 3:13a
	The UFC welterweight champion wins the same way every time. Commented on Latest UFC 161 odds and betting guide for 'Evans vs Henderson' in Winnipeg on Jun 13 2013, 9:21p - 2 replies
	Fine, fine Commented on UFC's Josh Thomson issues statement on gay tweets, blames MMA media for taking comments out of context on Jun 13 2013, 3:44p
	The ones who like to see fighters they don't like get covered in pink confetti after getting knocked unconscious? Commented on UFC's Josh Thomson issues statement on gay tweets, blames MMA media for taking comments out of context on Jun 13 2013, 3:39p - 3 replies
	You realize Machida has extensive Judo training, right? Commented on Latest UFC 161 odds and betting guide for 'Evans vs Henderson' in Winnipeg on Jun 13 2013, 3:37p - 1 reply
	FUCKA DIS DOLPHIN! Commented on UFC's Josh Thomson issues statement on gay tweets, blames MMA media for taking comments out of context on Jun 13 2013, 3:29p
	Here's a list of WMMA fights for you to watch. Commented on Latest UFC 161 odds and betting guide for 'Evans vs Henderson' in Winnipeg on Jun 13 2013, 3:26p - 1 reply
	There's a difference between saying "I disagree with gay marriage" and "It'll lead to dog fucking." Commented on UFC's Josh Thomson issues statement on gay tweets, blames MMA media for taking comments out of context on Jun 13 2013, 3:23p - 4 replies
	Vine inferior. 5 Second FIlms superior. Commented on UFC's Josh Thomson issues statement on gay tweets, blames MMA media for taking comments out of context on Jun 13 2013, 3:20p
	Adding "opportunity to throw pink confetti on Kogan after beating one of his fighters" to the list of motivating factors to reach the UFC Commented on UFC's Josh Thomson issues statement on gay tweets, blames MMA media for taking comments out of context on Jun 13 2013, 3:19p - 1 reply
	America, Jesus, and freedom Commented on UFC's Josh Thomson issues statement on gay tweets, blames MMA media for taking comments out of context on Jun 13 2013, 3:18p
	I heard that Robb fellow had a hell of a wedding. Commented on UFC's Josh Thomson issues statement on gay tweets, blames MMA media for taking comments out of context on Jun 13 2013, 3:17p - 1 reply
	"there isn’t a single 10 year old kid out there dreaming of becoming the 125 lb champion." Commented on Latest UFC 161 odds and betting guide for 'Evans vs Henderson' in Winnipeg on Jun 13 2013, 3:13p - 2 replies
	Double post, fuck. Commented on Latest UFC 161 odds and betting guide for 'Evans vs Henderson' in Winnipeg on Jun 13 2013, 2:53p
	"Limited wrestling skills?" Commented on Latest UFC 161 odds and betting guide for 'Evans vs Henderson' in Winnipeg on Jun 13 2013, 2:50p - 2 replies
	Calling a WMMA fight a "useless bitch fight" is misogyny Commented on Latest UFC 161 odds and betting guide for 'Evans vs Henderson' in Winnipeg on Jun 13 2013, 2:49p - 1 reply
	Wait, wait, wait. Commented on UFC's Josh Thomson issues statement on gay tweets, blames MMA media for taking comments out of context on Jun 13 2013, 2:36p - 1 reply
	And here we see the wanker in its natural habitat Commented on Latest UFC 161 odds and betting guide for 'Evans vs Henderson' in Winnipeg on Jun 13 2013, 1:43p - 2 replies
	Latest UFC 161 odds and betting guide for 'Evans vs Henderson' in Winnipeg Posted on Jun 12 2013, 10:00p
	Putting plusses in posts is against my religion Commented on Josh Thomson comparing Gay Marriage to on Jun 12 2013, 1:44p - 1 reply
	Steers are not consenting adults Commented on Josh Thomson comparing Gay Marriage to on Jun 12 2013, 1:43p
	UFC 161 'Prelims' preview and predictions for 'Evans vs Henderson' fights on Facebook/FX (Pt. 2) Posted on Jun 11 2013, 10:00p
	UFC 161 'Prelims' preview and predictions for 'Evans vs Henderson' fights on Facebook/FX (Pt. 1) Posted on Jun 10 2013, 10:00p
	No Subject Commented on Jake Shields, Aaron Simpson and Georgi Karakhanyan take on animal abusers in PETA video game on Jun 10 2013, 6:03p
	Showtime Boxing results recap: Marcos Maidana outslugs Josesito Lopez, stops him in six in Carson City Posted on Jun 9 2013, 9:00a
	Dammit man, you can post boob pics of Steph McMahon any time you want Commented on UFC on FUEL TV 10 results: Fabricio Werdum submits Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira on Jun 9 2013, 12:10a
	Oy, wankers. Get your butts into the Maidana thread. You just missed a great fight and the main event's starting soon. Commented on UFC on FUEL TV 10 results: Fabricio Werdum submits Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira on Jun 9 2013, 12:05a - 1 reply
	Yeah, that cartwheel sucked. Commented on UFC on FUEL TV 10 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Nogueira vs. Werdum' on June 8 in Brazil on Jun 8 2013, 7:10p - 1 reply
	Stephen Thompson would like a word. Commented on UFC on FUEL TV 10 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Nogueira vs. Werdum' on June 8 in Brazil on Jun 8 2013, 7:08p - 1 reply
	Daaaaaaaaaamn Commented on UFC on FUEL TV 10 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Nogueira vs. Werdum' on June 8 in Brazil on Jun 8 2013, 7:07p
	Not really Commented on UFC on FUEL TV 10 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Nogueira vs. Werdum' on June 8 in Brazil on Jun 8 2013, 7:00p - 1 reply
	He's a career middleweight fighting a current lightweight. Commented on UFC on FUEL TV 10 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Nogueira vs. Werdum' on June 8 in Brazil on Jun 8 2013, 6:40p - 1 reply
	Ildemar's fought most of his career at 185 Commented on UFC on FUEL TV 10 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Nogueira vs. Werdum' on June 8 in Brazil on Jun 8 2013, 6:34p - 1 reply
	Can we at least agree that the commentary was biased as balls? Commented on UFC on FUEL TV 10 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Nogueira vs. Werdum' on June 8 in Brazil on Jun 8 2013, 6:33p - 3 replies
	This wasn't even CLOSE to Stout-Makdessi Commented on UFC on FUEL TV 10 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Nogueira vs. Werdum' on June 8 in Brazil on Jun 8 2013, 6:32p - 1 reply
	Hirota was doing better work with his jab and body shots than Damm was with his haymakers. Commented on UFC on FUEL TV 10 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Nogueira vs. Werdum' on June 8 in Brazil on Jun 8 2013, 6:30p - 1 reply
	Gonna have to get past a few dozen bear traps to do that Commented on UFC on FUEL TV 10 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Nogueira vs. Werdum' on June 8 in Brazil on Jun 8 2013, 6:30p
	Hirota wasn't rocked and immediately scrambled. Damm had back control for all of five seconds. Commented on UFC on FUEL TV 10 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Nogueira vs. Werdum' on June 8 in Brazil on Jun 8 2013, 6:29p - 1 reply
	You mean the one that didn't hurt Hirota and led to nothing? Commented on UFC on FUEL TV 10 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Nogueira vs. Werdum' on June 8 in Brazil on Jun 8 2013, 6:27p - 2 replies
	It's called "Octagon Control" Commented on UFC on FUEL TV 10 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Nogueira vs. Werdum' on June 8 in Brazil on Jun 8 2013, 6:26p - 2 replies
	Getting eaten up by jabs and having half a dozen takedowns stuffed > one suplex that led to fuck all. Commented on UFC on FUEL TV 10 results and LIVE fight coverage for 'Nogueira vs. Werdum' on June 8 in Brazil on Jun 8 2013, 6:25p - 3 replies
	Too much of a skill discrepancy Commented on Maidana vs Lopez results, LIVE fight Showtime boxing coverage stream online tonight on Jun 8 2013, 4:59p
	Maidana vs Lopez results, LIVE fight Showtime boxing coverage stream online tonight Posted on Jun 8 2013, 4:30p
	for Macario Voted on Jun 8 2013, 12:07a
	Metamoris 2 predictions and preview for 'Gracie vs Aoki' in Los Angeles on June 9 Posted on Jun 7 2013, 12:00p
	Alright, just making sure. Commented on Thursday Fun Fanpost - Crazy Co-workers on Jun 6 2013, 2:57p - 1 reply
	OJ, did you get my E-mail a few weeks back replying to the interview? Commented on Thursday Fun Fanpost - Crazy Co-workers on Jun 6 2013, 2:36p - 1 reply
	Latest UFC on FUEL TV 10 odds and betting guide for 'Nogueira vs Werdum 2' in Fortaleza Posted on Jun 5 2013, 10:30p
	Wow Commented on Brad Pickett vs. Michael McDonald added to UFC on FOX Sports 1 debut event in Boston on Jun 4 2013, 11:21p - 2 replies
	UFC on FUEL TV 10 'Prelims' preview and predictions for 'Nogueira vs Werdum 2' fights on Facebook (Pt. 2) Posted on Jun 4 2013, 10:00p
	UFC on FUEL TV 10 'Prelims' preview and predictions for 'Nogueira vs Werdum 2' fights on Facebook (Pt. 1) Posted on Jun 3 2013, 10:00p
	Gegard just had surgery. Commented on Antonio Rogerio Nogueira injured, out of UFC 161 fight with ‘Shogun' Rua on Jun 2 2013, 6:02p

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