Yes, that is a leaf in his nose. That is what a case and a half of the High Life will do to ya. WAR DAMN '83 FALL WOODSTER.

PSH FORGET PS360 NCAA WHATEVER, TECMO BOWL MAKES A COMEBACK BEOTCHES

I'm calling it...

BEST FANSHOT EVARR---ed.

Or this, if you prefer.

These are the things I dream of.